This crossiant cost $2.50 with a coffee purchase from a suburban coffee shop in Melbourne.
Dare I say it’s as good as anything you’d find in Paris.

>>21398171 (OP)
For the same price you could've bought a pound of flour.

>>21398171 (OP)
is it pronounced "crushan" or "cressant"?

>>21398187
You're retarded and I'm afraid it's terminal. : (
>>21398171 (OP)
Oi, cunt. Have you been to Paris?

>>21398194
>Oi, cunt.
Sorry, let me use your quaint colloquialisms.
IT'D BE HEAPS CHOCKAS IF YE USED THEM KOALABUX TO FEED YA LIL NIPPAS

>>21398203
>your
Oh no. The retardation has spread and metastasised. You don't have long to live. : (

>>21398194
>Have you been to Paris?
Only once and it was via Astral Projection

>>21398207
lmao
I went as a kid but I don't really remember much of it besides getting a ham and butter baguette lunch.

do they like buy pic related and make the bread pieces at the shop?

That does look very good op I’m jealous

>>21398361
It really is

>>21398171 (OP)
>>21398176
>>21398207
>>21398548

Is there really any difference besides texture? Wonder Bread is also cheaper and you get more so IDK why anyone would go those pastries.

>>21398637
You can't be serious.

>>21398972

Did it sound like I was joking?

>>21398637
You don’t have to butter croissants, the butter is inside the pastry.
Check mate wonderfaggot,

Alright nice

>>21398171 (OP)
looks pretty good

>>21398171 (OP)
>as good as anything you’d find in Paris.
I doubt that, although personally I'd rather go to a different french city because paris is just eww.

>>21398222
No the one you posted doesn't contain yeast.
Most places probably get raw preformed croissants which are frozen from some big baking factory.

>>21398637
fucking lol

>>21398194
Oi, cunt

And this is why /ck/ NEEDS flags, to stop foreign arseholes larping like they are Aussies.

>>21399030
you need a way to get the north sydney private school cocksuckers to stop larping as tradies too

>>21398205
That's correct, spastic.

>>21399030
I think ya got a chazwazzer in yer didgeridoo, m8.

>>21398171 (OP)
>This crossiant cost $2.50 with a coffee purchase f
Too inexpensive to be amazing. Either it's not 100% real butter, not crispy fresh baked, enough on the outside, or the coffee was mediocre, that's simply the price point you paid. I am sure it's at least $1 cost for every home brew I make at home now for the coffee alone.

>>21399120
Nah I think they just sell plain ones at cost as a marketing ploy or something. They charge $12 for a ham and cheese croissant.

>>21399120
How much does shitbutter cost in Kangarooland? In Burgerstan, you can get it as low as $2/lb around Christmas, $3/lb on sale/offer and $4/lb "normal" price. 1lb makes two dozen.
The flour, yeast etc is negligible in cost.
So for as little as about $2.50, you can have 24 croissants.
Labour costs, too, and while I'm not gonna lie and say you can cobble them together from scratch in an afternoon, the active time spent making all those croissants (rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and rolling and forming) only takes about an hour and a half. So, pretending that Kangaroocoins are in parity with Burgerbucks, at $2.50 per croissant × 24 croissants = $60, meaning a lone baker is paying himself ($60 - $4.50 [assuming the retail price of not-on-sale butter]) ÷ 1,5 hours = $37/hour, which is $8 above the payscale.com estimated range for a baker's wage in Melbourne. Of course, the cost of the ingredients are even lower if you buy wholesale.
tl;dr you're wrong and probably gay. Happy pride, homo.
t. former baker

>>21399892
butter is fine