>>21398290 (OP)Unironically, more "authentic" than what Mexicans do to make "dorito nachos"
>>21398314Aw coastie queer still mad that Detroit mogs you in pizza, hot dogs, and ethnic food as well as influential musicians
Coasts = homosexual, especially East. The only realistic thing I'll give you is more sandwich places per capita, but realistically, sandwiches are the easiest thing to make at home and you can buy decent deli rolls/meat anywhere