Thread 21398290 - /ck/ [Archived: 1142 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:50:52 AM No.21398290
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In all honesty, would jared have ordered THIS footlong? He lost a lot of weight because he was eating clean. When he gets out he should go apeshit on his old boss.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:52:36 AM No.21398292
I will not be buying subway
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:53:56 AM No.21398298
>>21398292
the franchise? they probably wouldn't have you.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:56:05 AM No.21398307
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he specifically only ordered the veggie footlong, with no sauce or cheese.

the joint as a whole was never a health spot he just picked the one thing on the menu that had nothing on it.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:59:04 AM No.21398314
>>21398290 (OP)
Who cares? Shit chain for shit people. I canโ€™t imagine what kind of flyover shithole you have to be in to be a relatively normal person and order s*bway.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:28:39 AM No.21398359
He would most likely order several of those and then offer them to boys in exchange for blowjobs
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:33:17 AM No.21398367
maybe I'll give it a gander, but for now I'll stick with my gas station nachos with coined roller hotdogs in hopes of getting botulism
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:50:23 AM No.21398399
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>>21398290 (OP)
Unironically, more "authentic" than what Mexicans do to make "dorito nachos"

>>21398314
Aw coastie queer still mad that Detroit mogs you in pizza, hot dogs, and ethnic food as well as influential musicians

Coasts = homosexual, especially East. The only realistic thing I'll give you is more sandwich places per capita, but realistically, sandwiches are the easiest thing to make at home and you can buy decent deli rolls/meat anywhere
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:09:43 AM No.21398438
>>21398314
why are you so obsessed with 'flyover'?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:22:13 AM No.21398465
>>21398298
He's one of these faggots who refers to the food by the name of the company. Probably says things like "I was craving some Arbys" or "let's have Dominos".

They must be executed.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:23:52 AM No.21398473
>>21398307
No, he ate turkey subs, and he walked to the store for every one of them. 6" for lunch and footlong for dinner. The original 90s commercials told the whole story with footage of him in the high 400s walking.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:25:32 AM No.21398479
>>21398367
>in hopes

I don't think you can successfully sue a gas station into your own wealth.
Unless you just want to die. In which case, godspeed hotdog guy.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:46:13 AM No.21398535
>>21398479
thanks anon
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:45:58 AM No.21398739
>>21398399
Called out for liking Subway responds with โ€œu r gayโ€ man fly over states breed total retards
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:50:41 AM No.21398748
>>21398739
You are gay, as demonstrated by this post. You wear sweater vests and I wear cut off black metal shirts exposing my muscles to intimidate you.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:42:37 AM No.21398856
>>21398739
>>21398748
>>>/lgbt/
keep your lover's quarrel over there
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:48:11 AM No.21398859
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>>21398473
Is this really what they teach in american classrooms? Pathetic.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:02:03 AM No.21398874
>>21398859
yes, it's the mathematical word problem of the nation. so far no two answers have been the same or correct
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:07:55 AM No.21398879
>>21398307
>He never ordered cheese
>AI sandwich has cheese
KYS (yourself saar)
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:13:20 AM No.21398885
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>>21398298
Kek
>>21398465
Cringe
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:39:14 PM No.21399273
>>21398859
Huh? I remember when Jared became a thing. It was a massive shift in their marketing. He was suddenly their spokesman and there was a several month 'introductory period' where Subway familiarized America with Jared Fogle. Then his wife was in some ads, he'd hold the big pants out. You need to go back to your own subway class and get the facts.