>>21398717 (OP)
i do

>>21398721
well?

coffee is for heckin "quirky glasses cute boys" aesthetic where they sit at libraries for hours in hopes someone interacts with them

>>21398730
>I am a dumb nigger award

>>21398730
stop fantasizing about twinks anon, we're discussing coffee

>>21398741
of course the homo brings up homosexuality

>>21398744
I didnt say anything about homosex, you just brought it up out of nowhere

>>21398751
>twinks aren't gay
ok bud

>>21398751
>twink
>noun
>(among gay men) a gay or bisexual young man with a slim build and youthful appearance.

>>21398752
>>21398754
samefag kys

>>21398752
>>21398754
>t t thinking about c c cute boys isnt gay, y you are!!

>>21398727

>>21398764
man I wish that dude would just kill himself in a hotel room already

It is
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31055709/

just drink tea

caffeine addiction/withdrawal is real. Ever wonder why you have a headache in the morning?

making your brain chemistry reliant on foreign chemicals is not "good for you". Try quitting for a week and you will see what I mean.

>>21398760
I'm just going by the accepted definitions, buddy
And isn't it funny how homosexuals always want their partners to look like "boys"? It's almost like they're all pedophiles

>>21398760
I never said boys are cute, I'm saying the aesthetic is seen as cute by others, homo.

>>21398825
now explain why men call women girls

>>21398864

>>21398868
/qa/ lost
go back

>>21398758
There is nothing more pathetic to see than an anon accusing others of samefagging. It can only indicate a personality who gets emotionally invested in 4chan.org arguments.

>>21398717 (OP)
It's good for you. I know this from experience.

>>21398730
Coffee is blue collar as fuck.
>>21398717 (OP)
Coffee raises your heart rate, it's liquid cardio. Therefore it's healthy

>>21398764
excuse me but what's wrong with mumford and sons?

>>21398764
>it's a beverage, not a lifestyle
It's neither. It's a drug.

>>21398780
Post too good for this site.

>>21398717 (OP)
I don’t think anyone does. For any popular food item you’ll find lots of studies saying it’s somewhat good for you and lots which say it’s somewhat bad. These will get exaggerated by media and influencers to say stuff like “DRINKING RED WINE IS THE FRENCH SECRET TO A LONG LIFESPAN” or “EVERY SIP OF WINE TAKES AS MUCH TIME OFF YOUR LIFESPAN AS A CIGARETTE,” (I think lungs can recover a little from smoking so the framing of every cig telling the yama to shave 5 minutes off your lifespan doesn’t make sense). Food studies are often observational ones that are huge victims of conflating correction with causation. If you’re unfamiliar with that concept, here’s a famous example: ice cream sales are correlated with drowning deaths. It’s not that ice cream somehow causes you to drown or that drowning makes you crave ice cream, it’s just that both are more popular in hot weather. IRRC whenever you see the word “associated” in a scientific article, that just means the scientists found a correlation.
>>21398823
>>21398780
Here, in the replies to your post we already have two anons disagreeing about this. One shows a study and claims coffee is good for you because the scientists found a correlation with dying less, while the other says getting addicting to caffeine is bad for you. Perhaps both are right, and while the coffee is good for you the caffeine part of it is bad, and you should be drinking decaf to reap the benefits without the drawbacks.

>>21398780
It should be noted that some of the oils in coffee are associated with increased risk of heart disease, so it's recommended to drink coffee that's been passed through a paper filter which removes most of those oils, instead of drinking something like french press or turkish coffee.

>>21399104
About to make a cup of 2pm decaf myself, although I like regular coffee in the morning right after I wake up.

>>21398780
Pure selection bias, people downing caffeine are more likely to be more active and less sedentary as they bust their butts for Sheckleberg.

Black coffee. Or coffee with some milk, sure.
But I see fat niggers drink 3000 calories coffee milkshakes at work. Don't be like that.

>>21400052
Drinking too much caffeine will make you a faggot. This is why all the non-binary and gay whores drink monster energy non stop.
Also I see fat niggers drinking coffee all the time and they don't work.

>>21400092
>tfw you shared a monster with your coworker and she said she dated woman before as a "joke"
bros...

>>21400092
That's utter crap anon. I drink 8 coffees a day and at least 6 cans of red bull and apart from getting my ass pounded a dozen times a week and blowing truckers every night I'm as straight as they come

You know the Chinese believe you need a certain balance of things that are bad for you or will turn into a colossal faggot.

>>21400152
Damn. You're right anon.

>>21398780
>>21398717 (OP)
Coffee is objectively toxic bean juice that inhibit calcium absorption and iron (imagine being gay and not eating red meat and getting heme iron) and fries cns

BUT am I going to stop drinking it? Maybe, maybe not, idk, prolly not

why are people talking about le gays here

>>21400337
Because chai gay ass starbucks coffee makes you a gay ass duck i remember a man bun fucking my ass with ordering my first Starbucks it was throbbing for ages

>>21400337
Because coffee makes you gay in high quantities, just like any stimulant. Also coffee normies and niggers will slurp down 3000 calories and call it coffee. It is unbecoming of any self respecting man.

The blood vessels in your head become constantly constricted, and when the caffeine wears off, they expand, causing headaches.
Unfortunately, I've never heard of any long-term effects of this constant constriction.
In my case, it caused me to go bald.

>>21400469
when you stopped, did your hair come back?

>>21398717 (OP)
The consensus is it is good for you right now but it probably doesn't matter for you. Until we get personalized medicine and diets all of this is nonsense, and you don't know how it affects you personally.

>>21398717 (OP)

My mom and dad are 77. My earliest memorys are them making a pot of coffee in the morning and they still do to this day. Coffee, tea, wine.... Humans have been drinking these guys for 100s of years. The health effects are well known and have stood the test of time IMHO.

>>21398823
>>21399104
what about decaf

>>21399104
>Perhaps both are right, and while the coffee is good for you the caffeine part of it is bad, and you should be drinking decaf to reap the benefits without the drawbacks.
I think it's probably a dosage issue. A study I looked at said as little as 25mg of caffeine is enough to have an effect, but nobody really consumes just that. When you start having more to stave off withdrawals that's when it can cause problems but small amounts don't seem to do that. Nobody really complains about headaches from an occasional cup of green tea. But now we have coffees and even stuff like lemonade with like 400mg of caffeine per serving lol.

Almost all of coffee's problems sound a lot worse on paper than they are in practice.
>inhibits iron absorption
only for non-heme iron, which is subpar to begin with; besides, most men have too much iron already, so lowering intake is in fact a good thing
>raises homocysteine
populations that drink their coffee in ways that filter out the oils responsible don't have significantly different heart health outcomes than others, and coffee-drinkers still have superior cardiovascular health on average either way
>raises cortisol
literally not a real problem
Meanwhile coffee enjoyers also enjoy superior gut microbiome diversity, significantly lowered dementia risk, and massively improved liver function.
sipp
yeah that's the ticket