What's the best fast food restaurant?

>>21400049 (OP)
Seriously put a bullet in your head.

>>21400049 (OP)
Seriously put a thousand dollars in your wallet.

>>21400049 (OP)
Dude I don't want a hamburger a dog made and got hair and drool all in could I get one made by a human please?

Ooh golly gosh, this needs a very serious discussion. Nothing screams intellectual enlightenment like arguing over which fast food joint serves the ‘best’ fries.

>>21400054
What an awful stereotype. Look at how well-made that burger is. There's no drool or fur and he didn't eat it before bringing it to you.

>>21400069
Yeah sorry Wishbone I just don't want your dogburger alright?

>>21400079
can I have his burger made by the cute anthropomorphic fluffy dog person? :3

>>21400049 (OP)
Seriously put the lime in the coconut and mix it both together

>>21400161
No.

>>21400079
>wishbone
Damn nigga you like 30 years old. Zoomies dont know Wishbone.>>21400203

>>21400049 (OP)
would

>>21400049 (OP)
I don't eat fast food because furries could be making my food. Furries should be required to wear an identifying mark in public so normal people can avoid them. 99% of furries are disgusting degenerate sex freaks who are into things I don't even want to type.

>no furry wife to cook with
Why do we still live? Just to suffer?

I asked for a "Hamburger", not a "Hot Dog"

>>21400049 (OP)
SWAGG

>no furry femboy wife(male) to cook with

>>21400338
>99% of furries are disgusting degenerate sex freaks who are into things I don't even want to type.

Are they? You seem to know a lot about them.

>>21400344
Why not both?

>Can I get your order?

>>21400351
They can't help but let people know what nasty freak shit they're into. They get off on publicly disgusting people with their antics. Now go change your dipe, stinky.

>>21400369
Wow, and 99% of them do? I assume you have peer-reviewed studies to back up your claim.

>>21400369
You seem unhappy. You'd probably be happier if you had a burger. Or a fluffy girlfriend. Or both.

>>21400049 (OP)
define best? everyone asks this very stupid question but you don't even know what "best" is?

your best? my best? WHAT THE FUCK DOES BEST MEAN?

>>21400477
>reddit cuck can't even understand the word best

>>21400481
fucking russians! suck a drone dick.

>>21400385
You seem like a degenerate diaper shitting zoophile. You'd probably be happier if you were fucking a fox right now.

>>21400574
>You seem like a degenerate diaper shitting zoophile.
>You'd probably be happier if you were fucking a fox right now.
Who wouldn't be?

>>21400576
See
>>21400369

When it comes to burgers, I prefer Wendy's. The Baconator is hard to top.

>>21400581
>>21400574
>keeps bringing up his diaper fetish unprompted

>>21400049 (OP)
It probably doesn't count as fast food but Hardee's/Carls Jr.

>>21400049 (OP)
What fast food has the most umami? Asking for a friend.

>>21400049 (OP)
Five guys isn't fast food and cartoons are children.

Seriously

>>21400581
You asked him about what ticks his boxes. This is on you.

>>21400049 (OP)
I wish burgers were real.

>>21400587
All furries are diaper enthusiasts. Does anyone have that webm outside a furcon a few years ago where a trans woman in a wheelchair starts attacking people and there's a guy in I think an elephant fur suit in the background who slaps his forehead at the absurdity of what he's witnessing?

>>21400369
Tome to fill up these diapes gamers

>Come into thread to discuss burgers and furry girls
>Some autist ranting and spamming about diapers
What a strange place this is.

>>21400054

>>21400603
Nah its CFA

>>21400649
Feigning ignorance about furry deviancy while posting furry feeder art is peak furry gaslighting. Furries try to normalize their sick behavior by convincing people they're bigots for not being accepting of the furry sexuality.

>>21400603
>>21400660
>tfw no fox gf

>>21400669
>newfaggot complains about furries but doesn't post the furry deterrent

>>21400671
Keep the dream alive, it will happen.

>>21400644
>>21400669
What’s this diaper fetishist yapping about?

>>21400049 (OP)
Faggot guys

>>21400049 (OP)
I’m no furry but I would be delighted to receive my Meal, Happy lad like that

And then ofc follow up by fucking his brains out in the back of this 2006 blue Honda Accord in parking lot during his lunch break

>>21400673
I thought it was stairs

>>21400369
the average woman is the same way

>>21400369

What was the best Happy Meal toy?

>>21401215
Bonkles.

>>21400338
They should wear armbands that have a paw print logo

>>21400049 (OP)
Wendy's
>>21401215
The McDonalds Pop Stations were their best toys
>>21401029
Why is that guy's avatar so menacing? It makes me read all his tweets in a deep, ominous raspy mad man voice.

>>21400342
What the fuck. I wonder if she like, lays in his lap to get petted or if he has to brush her fur or something. Also I bet she runs around the house really fast jumping over furniture right after she takes a dump

>>21401571
furry wives require a lot of maintenance

>>21401580
Worth it though.

>>21401580
Food and cooking?

Ok, but what if your furry wife WAS the burger?

>>21401617
I don't even get this. How does a man become that detached from reality? Post more SFW /ck/ furry art, it's really interesting as a look into the mind of deeply disturbed individuals

>>21401831
The "girls as food" guy is a complete anomaly and is not representative of the norm, he's on the same tier as the Wonder Bread Woman guy.

>>21401831
furry women are cute

>>21401833
What's the difference between a chicken patty and a chicken burger?

>>21401851
One is on a bun with toppings, the other isn't.

>>21401833
For me its the anthropomorphic pool toy furry artists. You can't even begin to explain that to someone who isn't versed in the odd patches of internet culture.

>>21400355
>>21400349
>>21400342

You incel faggot reject freaks need to end your lives. We don't approve of your sick fetishes or even your existence.

>>21401918
>we
hush

>>21401918
So?

Furiends <3

>>21401918
Who the fuck is 'we' bitch

>ja/ck/ threads that are actually /ck/ are instantly deleted
>disgusting furry fetish thread is allowed to fester like dirty dipes at a furcon
What the fuck is this shit?

>>21402271
First day on 4chan?

>>21402271
You're the only one talking about diapers. The "furries" have posted nothing but SFW content.

>>21402285
People bring up diapers because of that one infamous con a while back.

>>21402298
(you) bring up diapers because of repressed feelings

>>21402298
>that one infamous con
It's every fucking furcon, anon. Furries and diapers have a long and disturbing history.

Would this type of advertising save McDonalds in the USA?

I did some bad things to kids at the Adam's Mark in Philly back long ago.

>>21402318
No. It would tank McDonald's harder than that skeleton gurl tanked Bud Light. Normies hate furries more than trannies.

I guess I should have said cubs. Fortunately I don't go out to them anymore being a greymuzzle.

>>21400369
anyone have that screencap of that furfag that purposely put his hands in dry ice so he could get them amputated and have "paws"?

Furries steal dirty diapers from dumpster/trash barrels outside of daycares.

>>21402331
That cap is insane. Isn't there one where a furry kept eating feces, he kept getting sick, the docs told him to stop eating shit or he would die, and he kept eating shit and did actually die?

>>21402332
furries also fuck dead animals...live ones too sometimes

>>21402332
So? Don't kink shame.

Holy samefag.

>>21402315
You’re the one that brought it up actually. So you must be the repressed one.

>>21402317
Definitely not, or else places wouldn’t keep hosting them. People bring up that one because its an anomaly.

>>21400051
but then he can't BYTFO (blow you the fuck out) at every aspect of life anymore

>>21402348
Wrong. I've done extensive research on this subject. Furcons are always filled with dirty diaper wearers. Every furcon has rules and guidelines about proper diaper etiquette. Why do you think they do that?

>>21402354
>he does extensive diaper research
Kek. You really are repressed. I’ve never heard of anything you said, but it sounds like you’ve been delving deep into some niche fetishes lol. Take your diaper and fetish talk elsewhere.

>>21402374
>I'm not a disgusting degenerate diaper shitting fursuit wearing creep
>You're the real degenerate for knowing what furries do
Your furry gaslighting tactics have no power here. Everyone can see exactly what you're doing, furfag.
>he does extensive diaper research
I read the kiwi thread about furcons and I've skimmed some of the threads about notorious furries.

>>21400049 (OP)
oh is that tranny who created doomentio's shitposting mascot

>>21402380
>notorious furries
aka atypical individuals
>I read the kiwi thread
KEK! What an autismo diaper lover in denial. Kiwifags are all just as crazy or crazier than the people they obsess about, despite how you fags like to pretend otherwise such as how you’re doing right now.

>>21402400
>how dare you judge furries by the sick degen shit they post
I'm not a kiwifag, I just lurk sometimes to find out about weird internet stuff. You, however, are a furfag and a diaper enthusiast and you hate the farms because they document what people like you do actually do. They document and archive furfags own posts and content. I'm judging furries based on their behavior and what they post, not what random kiwifarmers say or think. That's why people like you hate the farms. It's the archiving of people's own words and actions that can be used against them which people like you don't like, not the gossiping or faggy forum drama.

>>21402448
>”the farms”
Yeah you’re a 100% certified autismo sperg lol. I bet you play with lego bricks. Btw you’re the one that brought up diapers, retard.

>>21402166
they must have a mouse in their pants

>>21402462
You know I'm right and that's why you're upset. The problem you diaper furfags have with Kiwi Farms is they document your own words and deeds which makes denial impossible and awakens people like me to what sick shit you freaks are really doing. And calling me a "100% certified autismo sperg" as you post in a fast food furry thread on the food and cooking board of 4chan is really funny. Autistic diaper shitting furries like you have zero self-awareness. Post your fursona. I double dog dare you.

>>21402480
>Kiwisperg having a huge spergout
Lmfao!

>>21400049 (OP)
>anthro animal cooking food
I do not want a single piece of fur strand on my food.

Unless they are wearing a full body hairnet or something.

>>21402485
go yiff in hell, furfag lmao

>>21402485
>response is reduced to a single Lmfao!
You're just plugging your ears and going woof woof woof because you're getting hard knotted, you dumb diaper wearing animal man. Did you forget how to communicate in human?

>>21401851
Patty is usually a breaded cut whereas a burger is just ground chicken

Can we get back on topic?

>all the utensil users on this board
>needing to actually COOK meat
>waaaaah waaaah the bones are too hard for my blunt teeth and weak jaw!
lmao preylets

>>21402507
>Kiwi Diaperfag sperg still having a meltdown
Kek!

>>21402515
I do not like this fetish art.

I thought furries wore diapers when they're out and about because its impossible to take the suit off to use the bathroom. I don't think its a fetish.

>this is the guy calling others mentally ill

>>21402532
>I don't think it's a fetish.
i'm so sorry to have to tel you this

>>21402550
Calling out furry degeneracy doesn't make someone mentally ill, furfag. No one would be talking about diaper furries if your community didn't flaunt your diaper fetishism.

God I love burgers.

>>21401918
You're kinda lame anon, but at least you saged in all fields

>>21402354
I wouldn't doubt that this is the case, but I would have to do my own extensive diaper research to confirm. I don't think I will do that and plan to enjoy my ignorance instead.

Me literally every time I try to eat a burger.

Why is this thread still up on /ck/? It's been up for over 24 hours. Legitimate food and cooking threads often get nuked instantly but this furry scat thread that has nothing to with food and cooking stays up? I'm probably going to get banned for this post for being "off topic" so all I have to say is fuck furries and fuck the furry jannies who allow furfags to discuss their bizarre fetishes on a food and cooking board.

>>21400049 (OP)
In-n-out
Taco bell
And your favorite chain pizza place

>>21402711
Shut up.

>>21402576
>diaper fetishist continues to talk about his fetish unprompted

>>21402926
an you stop feeding the trolls please?

>>21403090
Maybe if he eats a burger he'll be happier.

>>21400054
Yeah it's better to have a fine indian man make it with the finest of feces spices

>>21403654
No Indians work at 5 Guys Burgers & Fries.

>>21400049 (OP)
furries get the rope

>>21400574
I know this post is over a day old but you have an underdeveloped brain. You talk like a child and argue like a child.

>>21403704
furries get diaper rash and some of them get serious skin infections from wearing soiled diapers all the time.

>Find otherwise perfect furry girlfriend
>But she can't cook for shit
Do you stay with her?

>>21403825
Why would I trust a woman to cook well?

>>21403825
Only if she wears a diaper. I love the smell of furry girl cooking if you know what I mean

>>21400049 (OP)
>MFW 5 Gays BBCs and Spades fans are furcucks
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG WHATABURGERCHADS KEEP WINNING

Will you do it?

This is the one of the most degenerate threads I have seen in awhile.

imagine turning into a furry only to continue to wake slave

thats bleak man

>>21403937
Hell yeah

if i saw furry shit at an establishment i would leave i would assume they support pedophilia

>>21400061
It's DQ, by the way.

>>21401215
>>21401488
These are the two correct choices. Also, these.

>>21404065
I'm actually retarded. The other one was this:

>>21401424

>>21403825
>Almond
Man of taste, I see.

>>21400061
It says a lot about you that you go to a food and cooking board seeking enlightenment.
You know that, right?
>>21404040
WRONG, retard.
R
O
N
G

>>21404119
DQ slander is embarrassing and, quite frankly, behavior befitting of a homosexual. The FlameThrower is the best fast food burger. Combine it with those fries for a good time.

>>21403350
he totally should eat a borgor

>>21403937
i've saved this image, so mods can purge the thread now

>>21403937
eww is that bacon

>>21404028
>assume
No need to assume, they do. They also support raping animals and wearing soiled diapers. I wonder why this thread is allowed to be up. Fas fud is horrible. I wonder why furry diaper men love it so much.

>>21404181
>Diaper freak still seething
Kek

>>21404176
You're god damn right it is.

>>21404181
janny must be laughing it up on discord

>>21404193
She obviously is as she sits in her poo filled stinky diaper. Furries get off on exposing non-furries to their foul antics.

>>21404197
You sound like you need a burger.

>>21404451
This furry hamburger art is hilarious. Is there other furry food themed art like ramen furs or steak and potato furs or salad furs or is it all hamburger fur art?

>>21400049 (OP)
Our Food is Untouched by Human Hands

>>21402318
Yes, America is full of Disney adults who love Robin Hood and Zootopia and Lilo & Stitch, cute anthro animal mascots would absolutely boost sales

>>21404176
Semite detected

/ck/ lost

>>21404560
Sure, there's tons of stuff. But this thread is burger related.