How come I can eat like 5 eggs when they're hard boiled, but can only eat 3 when they're scrambled or stove top cooked? I call this the egg paradox. There's less egg lost while hard boiling, but yet you can eat more of them.

my best guess is that there’s a good amount of butter or other fat needed when you scramble or fry eggs, plus toast or whatever. But honestly I feel the same way, I can eat deviled eggs forever but a 5 egg omelette is a huge meal

>>21400893
I use a bit of butter when I fry eggs, but I use a whole lot more of ingredients to make deviled eggs than whatever I do with the butter, and I legit can eat 6 eggs worth in a sitting and not think twice about it.

>>21400890 (OP)
youre fuckin crazy, I tap out after like two hard boileds but i could eat like six scrambled in one go

>>21400890 (OP)
For me it's 4 eggs and 2 additional yolks for a soft scramble

>>21400918
what do you do with the other 2 whites

>>21400925
I'd like to work out a deal with him. I like fewer yolks and more whites in my eggs. We could trade.

>>21400925
Give em to the doggie or save em for an omelete or something.

>>21400928
>I like fewer yolks and more whites in my eggs
why'? The yolk is the best part.

>>21400948
I don't agree with you on that. It's called subjective opinion. Ever notice how restaurants offer egg white omelettes but not egg yolk omelettes?
That would suggest more people would agree with me. But you are free to declare the the yolk is YOUR favorite part.

>>21400955
>Ever notice how restaurants offer egg white omelettes but not egg yolk omelettes?
Yeah because people thought that it clogs the arteries. I'm saying its better for me. But why you eon't like yolks?

Hard boiled look smaller so they're easier to think of eating.

>>21400890 (OP)
yes but in how many bites can you eat a single egg? I've gotten it down to two but I'm still trying for a single bite

I can only eat like 2 boiled eggs but I can straight up eat 12 scrambled eggs and still be hungry.

>>21400890 (OP)
You're just more used to handing objects shaped like testicles.

also why do boiled eggs guarantee farts but any other cooking method doesn't?

>>21400964
>Yeah because people thought that it clogs the arteries
and they're right. Not because of the cholesterol, but because of the overall saturated fats content.

Imagine not being the Eggman

>>21403364
>I can only eat like 2 boiled eggs

>>21404260
Yeah...per hour

>>21404262
man up and eat 60 in one sitting

>>21404264
Any more than 2 and I gag from shitty food overdose. Boiling is the worst way to cook an egg

i found hard boiling eggs and marinating them in old pickle brine for a week or two before using them for egg salad is pretty nice, they are also pretty good eaten as-is.

in theory the acidity should help preserve the eggs but i don't trust the method enough to keep them out at room temperature even if i made my own brine, not going to risk botulism just because i like a little extra dill flavor.

Hard boiled eggs are denser so they take up less volume in your stomach. Eggs cooked outside of the shell have the same mass but it's spread over a larger volume. So you get full faster

>>21400890 (OP)
Because of air, retard.
Your stomach doesn’t magically compress the air out of scrambled eggs

>>21400890 (OP)
I find it's the opposite, I can easily eat 10 - 13 eggs at a time if I scramble them, but if I hard boil them I can only eat like four.

>>21404260
I weigh 126 pounds

>>21404264
I can't. Only Paul Newman can

>>21404283
Soon, all will be EGG

>>21404283
>>21404400
I like doing that with kimchi juice

>>21404403
Everything burns

>>21403361
You can't say it's two. You only bite once.
How many cuts does it take to saw a wooden board into two pieces? One. You only bite the egg once, it splits into two. There's not a second bite, you just eat it.

>>21404407
a wilder idea i wanted to try is soaking eggs in Sweet Black Tea, Apple Cider Vinegar, Soy Sauce, and Star Anise to see if it would be good

>>21403373
>Not because of the cholestero
>but because of the overall saturated fats content

>>21400890 (OP)
You are either insane or retarded, possibly both.

>>21404394
why does newman have his own line of comically racist sauces and toppings and brando's only legacy was being the star and producer of one eyed jack? we could have had brando sauces and it would have been kino fuel

>>21404264
i remember some dude that made a thread about eating 3 dozen eggs. i think it was 3000-4000% of the daily dose of cholesterol

>>21404255
Blasted hedgehog