jalapeno roots - /ck/ (#21400962) [Archived: 1588 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:59:11 AM No.21400962
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sometimes when I get jalapeno slices on my subway sandwich or on pizza they put an end slice with the root still attached? why is this acceptable it's not food its woody and hardy its like eating a tooth pick but every time it's 2 or 3 pieces of jalapeno with the root still attached
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:03:48 AM No.21400967
>>21400962 (OP)
>why is this acceptable
i dunno have you ever actually complained?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:11:22 AM No.21400974
>>21400967

im complaining right now
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:14:35 AM No.21400980
It's a calculated risk.

Taking the time & effort to manually remove the end pieces, whether it be at the factory that makes them, or at the Subway restaurant itself, would cost more money in the long run.

The end result is a slightly unsatisfactory experience for the customer, but it's Subway, so the bar was already not that high to begin with.

Most customers will just remove the offending piece and are unlikely to complain. Even if they do complain, it'll be a drop in the bucket. One complaining customer versus thousands of non-complaining customers is a non-issue for them. Even if you demand a replacement sandwich, that cost will be far lower than what it would cost to carefully remove every endpiece.

They don't do anything about it because it's not worth it to them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:16:16 AM No.21400983
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>>21400962 (OP)
It's not a root, it's a stem.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:19:25 AM No.21400984
>>21400962 (OP)
>t. gus johnson
no I will not rewatch your dumb subway video
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:19:58 AM No.21400986
>>21400984
He's based for kicking out his girlfriend while she was pregnant, though.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:20:43 AM No.21400988
>>21400986
true
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:24:47 AM No.21400993
>>21400984
>he doesn't like free food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURrUd9SD08
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:25:07 AM No.21400994
>>21400983

Root, from the latin root - ironically - rootus, refers to a park that sticks in or goes out, or in more precise terms sticks in at the point where it goes out, in reference to vegetative objects
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:31:39 AM No.21401002
>>21400994
I rooted your mother last night
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:00:08 AM No.21401049
>>21400974
we dont make your food retard
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:04:46 AM No.21401056
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Can I grow a Jalapeno plant from the seeds in jarred Jalapenos?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:06:11 AM No.21401060
>>21401056
yes that's why you shouldn't swallow them oryou'll grow a pickled jalapeno bush in your tummy
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:13:05 AM No.21401067
>>21401049

things go viral on 4chan if it goes viral on here it will become a meme and everyone will see it
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:42:24 AM No.21401104
>>21400994
you can't apply words arbitrarily in near-fit cases in english, you have to use their precise definitions.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:06:08 AM No.21401201
>>21400983
"Stem" isn't botanically accurate either. It's a peduncle.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:07:38 AM No.21401206
>>21401067
Normal things don't go viral. Only weird shit goes viral from 4chan.

Nobody is going to remember some mook who doesn't like "roots" in his jalapenos. Everyone remembers that British chucklefuck who visited Afghanistan for a holiday right when the Taliban took over.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:08:37 AM No.21401208
>>21401201
>peduncle
No, that's what you call your dad's brother if he likes touching kids.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:19:44 AM No.21401222
>>21400962 (OP)
>>21400983
>>21401201
give it up. we all know it's the jalapeno's penis
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:26:14 AM No.21401226
>>21401222
jalapenor
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:40:58 PM No.21401280
>>21400962 (OP)
its where all the spice is. if you get it without the rib or placenta you might as well just ask for spinach because its green and wont taste like anything neither
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:08 PM No.21401349
love jalapenos. but you gotta slice your own and put it on the pizza right out of the oven, baking them ruins it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:44:14 PM No.21401495
>>21400974
based
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:08:30 PM No.21402931
>>21400962 (OP)
Any similar pepper I can find in the EU? I can't find any around my area.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:59:12 PM No.21403158
>>21400962 (OP)
>root
fucking idiot.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:00:17 PM No.21403160
>>21401222
>penis
is latin for tail
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:18:06 PM No.21403194
>>21400994
None of that is true
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:22:13 PM No.21403201
>>21400962 (OP)
GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED