What's your perfect American summer meal?

Me, I like a burger, a hot dog, a nice bowl of tomato orzo soup, and a soft drink.

>>21401341 (OP)
ice cweam cone :3

>>21401360
But that's a dessert, not a meal.

Extra mayo no pickles

Pork ribs, grilled veg salad, potato salad, ice cold beer.

>>21401396
Anything else is faggot food.
>>21401341 (OP)
Faggot food.
>>21401360
Faggot food said in a faggoty way.
>>21401391
Faggot food.
>>21401396
Real American Summer food.

>>21401442
Every accusation is a confession.

>>21401442
Faggot post. The real answer is chili.

>>21401443
>doesn't realise she just confessed
>>21401470
That's spring and fall food.

>>21401505
You know what's year-round food? Your dick. Please allow me to throat you to completion.

>>21401510
Pleeeease?

>>21401341 (OP)
>summer meal
>hot soup
Anyways, the way i see it there are two summer food types. Cold recipes like salads, tomato salad, pasta salad, chicken salad, you get the idea. And outside foods like bbq. I suppose the humble BLT would be a merger of the two.

>>21401341 (OP)
big black cock drizzled with jewish cum and sprinkled with pasteurized process cheese food plus tall glass of corn syrup
doesn't get any more 'murican than this
hell yeah brother

>>21401470
A condiment is not a meal. That goes on hotdogs in the summer. Otherwise it's like >>21401505 said.

>>21401341 (OP)
1. Grilled burgers and franks with pasta salad and cheese poofs and a Faygo pop

2. BLT pizza

3. 711 taquitos at midnight with a bottle of beer whilst intoxicated

Also blast Summer Nights by Van Halen the ultimate summer jam

>>21401341 (OP)
soup is not summer food.

THE american summer meal is
>dog
>burger (with lettuce onion and tomato)
>baked beans (to eat but also to dip)
>coleslaw (or potato salad i guess)
>pickle
>DIET soda (because as all americans know it's actually very healthy for you)

>>21401783
>soup is not summer food.
On the contrary. In the summer the A/C is blasting and my house is chilly so I need a nice hot soup to warm up.

>>21401341 (OP)
>burger
4 of these
> a hot dog
6 of these, mustard on 2, 3 buns for the 6.
I'll just have a water. Thanks, bub.

>>21401341 (OP)
Burgers, brats or hot dogs.. most everything grilled really because I can. Watermelon, taco salad, potato or macaroni salad, 3 bean salad, fresh berries I pick from my property. Beer.
Not all at the same time mind you.. unless Im hosting a Bbq gathering.

mato sanwiches

An entire Little Caesars Hot n Ready with Crazy Bread.

>>21401783
>baked beans
easy there cletus

>>21401341 (OP)
Cheeseburger, potato salad, chips, watermelon for dessert

smoke ribs (usually go with pork) with alabama white sauce, grilled corn, bratwursts with grilled onions, and a side salad (spring green mix with feta, green olives, flax oil, 'chovies if they're lying around the cupboard)

>>21402516
fuck you nigger

>>21404392
you wish racist

>>21402460
mood

>>21401783
>soup is not summer food.
nonsense. what else do you dip your burgers in? other than ketchup? expand your horizons man

>>21401396
This. Why has no one else mentioned mentioned barbecue and beer yet? Are you all women? Would you like an impossible burger and glass of rose to go with your quivering labias?

>>21401396
fuck yeah pork ribs

>>21402482
yummy. I suppose the pizza & crazy bread is decent too for the price

>>21402482
that's hotel room food not summer food

>>21401341 (OP)
1000 calories

>>21401341 (OP)
Yeah, nothing says "American Summer" like tomato orzo soup.
In Greektown maybe. WTF

>>21402460
Zoomers who have never tried a real tomato will disagree but this is correct

>>21401341 (OP)
>be me

>it's middle of summer

>it's my moms weekend to have us kids

>I have been playing outside in the woods all day

>it is about dinner time

>I start heading back to the house

>as I get closer I can smell my stepdad grilling meat on his charcoal grill

>I go inside and take a shower

>go into the kitchen and sit down at the table with my brother and sister

>on the table my mom has put

>fresh Illini super sweet corn on the cob she got from the farmer down the road

>Brussel sprouts in butter

>homemade cucumber and onions in sweet vinegar

>homemade broccoli slaw

>homemade sun dried tomato bread

>my stepdad comes into the kitchen carrying

>grilled ribeye steaks

>grilled bone in pork chops

>grilled chicken

>grilled zucchini that have been marinated in Italian dressing

>we all dig while talking about our day

>after we finish eating mom brings a homemade pecan pie out for us to have as dessert.

>later go to bed thinking about the next days adventures out in the woods

I did not know how good I had it until it was too late.

>>21401341 (OP)
A BLT sandwich rules all

>>21401470
But chili is a year-round food though. As long as you don't put beans in it. If you put beans in your chili then I will fill your water heater with carolina reapers

>main
either grilled brats or beef ribs
>sides
potato salad, corn on the cob, some other grilled veggies
>dessert
some kind of fruit pie or a chocolate cake
>beverage
cheap beer and (non-sweet) iced tea

>>21401341 (OP)
>Entree
Rare salt-grilled strip/ribeye steak
>Sides
Deep fried potato wedges and sauteed mushrooms
>Beverage
Oatmeal stout or whole milk
>Dessert
A square of 70-90 percent dark chocolate with sea salt

>>21401341 (OP)
thats at least two meals

>main
cali burrito with green and red salsa
>sides
tomato cucumber onion and stuff salad
>beverage
dr pep
>dessert
strawberry shortcake ice cream bar

>>21405380
what happened man

>>21407688
good then maybe I'd have hot fuckin water for once

>>21408335
I grew up and mom passed away young from cancer.