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Anonymous No.21401444 [Report] >>21401493 >>21401496 >>21401575 >>21401653 >>21401696 >>21401880 >>21401881 >>21403152 >>21404798 >>21404816
/CK/ food conspiracy theories
Anonymous No.21401451 [Report] >>21401497 >>21402109 >>21402342
more bun is... le good!?
Anonymous No.21401493 [Report]
>>21401444 (OP)

how much so was added?
Anonymous No.21401496 [Report]
>>21401444 (OP)
Thats not a conspiracy theory at all though, OP. did you forget
>pic unrelated
?
Anonymous No.21401497 [Report]
>>21401451
>Less is more, more is less
Anonymous No.21401535 [Report]
Size is similar but price did go up
Anonymous No.21401569 [Report] >>21402472
big mac is gay anyways. its 70% bread, 15% lettuce, 5% thousand island sauce and 10% meat
a mcdicks patty is like 40 calories with how thin and goyslop fat filler they stuff in it. its probably a 65/35 blend desu
Anonymous No.21401575 [Report] >>21401738 >>21401742
>>21401444 (OP)
And where did they get a historical Big Mac for the shot?
Anonymous No.21401653 [Report]
>>21401444 (OP)
With modern food science they have packed the same nutrition and more flavor in a smaller portion. Thanks science!
Anonymous No.21401696 [Report] >>21401950
>>21401444 (OP)
Toaster strudels must’ve shrunk by at least half in the last decade
Anonymous No.21401738 [Report]
>>21401575
Your mother's asshole
Anonymous No.21401742 [Report] >>21401961
>>21401575
>And where did they get a historical Big Mac for the shot?
UHHH UHHHHHHHHHH OH HEY DID YOU KNOW MCDONALDS USES MORE THAN 1 TYPE OF OIL FOR THEIR FRIES????
Anonymous No.21401749 [Report] >>21401785 >>21401875
The size going down is dishonest, McDonalds was always a smaller burger in every direction since they started and they have never changed that. Making a burger with shit you bought at the store to pretend it's an authentic ancient big mac to compare to just proves how retarded shit like this is.
Anonymous No.21401785 [Report]
>>21401749
>The size going down is dishonest, McDonalds was always a smaller burger in every direction since they started and they have never changed that
WRONG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FZNYXKHwNw

This ad is parodying the Big Mac directly.
Anonymous No.21401875 [Report] >>21402056
>>21401749
>they have never changed that.
Anonymous No.21401880 [Report] >>21401958 >>21401961 >>21403153
>>21401444 (OP)
How did they get a big mac from 1980 to put next to a current big mac in a picture?
Anonymous No.21401881 [Report] >>21401958 >>21401961
>>21401444 (OP)
uhhhh how did they travel back to the 80s and get a big mac?
Anonymous No.21401950 [Report] >>21402210
>>21401696
Did they shrink, or did you just get bigger? You're not a child anymore.
Anonymous No.21401951 [Report]
If the size of McDonald's hamburgers are shrinking, then why are they the same size now as they were two hours ago?
Checkmate.
/thread
Anonymous No.21401958 [Report]
>>21401880
>>21401881
shut up stop asking questions
Anonymous No.21401961 [Report] >>21401965 >>21401967 >>21402056 >>21402085 >>21403010
>>21401742
>>21401880
>>21401881
It's not impossible to replicate an object and even get the size right.

There are autistic weirdos who like to collect old fast food containers for fun, and there are autistic weirdos who can accurately replicate an object they've never seen, just based on scale. Food doesn't last forever, but containers can.

>1. Find an old Big Mac container on eBay or something
>2. Find an old Big Mac ad that shows the exact same container
>3. Measure the Big Mac container
>4. Using the power of mathematics/autism, scale the Big Mac in the ad to the container dimensions
Step 4 isn't nearly as complicated as it sounds. There are autists on /fit/ who troll people who upload their gym selfies by measuring their height.
Anonymous No.21401965 [Report] >>21401967 >>21402125
>>21401961
Anonymous No.21401967 [Report]
>>21401961
>>21401965
Anonymous No.21401982 [Report] >>21401996 >>21402012
>American food getting smaller
>American people getting bigger
????????????
Anonymous No.21401996 [Report] >>21402044
>>21401982
I know this is a difficult concept to understand, but people get bigger when they get older. I mean, yes, I get that severe trauma can cause you to forget years and even decades, but yes, people go from being small like babies to being like over 5 feet tall.
I'm going to assume you are 10 years old, because it would be rude for me to presume that you were a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.21402009 [Report] >>21402016
The toaster cartels and bread lobby colluded to make toasters that are inconsistent and will often burn your toast so you waste two slices, throw them out and use another two, thereby moving through a loaf more quickly and getting to the point where you're buying another one sooner than you would have otherwise.
Anonymous No.21402012 [Report] >>21402044
>>21401982
The burger is 60% the size it was before so the lardgolems buy two because just the one won't satiate their foodlust and then they've eaten 20% more than what they used to.
Anonymous No.21402016 [Report] >>21402028
>>21402009
Did it ever occur to you to adjust the settings on your toaster?
My post is not meant to insult your intelligence, but it seems that some extremely simple concepts and, dare I say it, some common sense concepts have escaped your notice.
Anonymous No.21402028 [Report] >>21402033 >>21402045
>>21402016
All toasters are smart devices controlled by a single entity that accesses them remotely to fuck with your adjustments and burn your toast.
Anonymous No.21402033 [Report] >>21402049 >>21402075 >>21402123
>>21402028
>All toasters are smart devices controlled by a single entity that accesses them remotely to fuck with your adjustments and burn your toast.
Yes, and the Easter Bunny is real. Santa Claus, AKA Jesus Christ, who delivers gifts to good Christian (NOT Jews or Muslims, or Heathens) boys and girls on Xmas, may also be real.
Anonymous No.21402044 [Report]
>>21401996
KEK
I was talking about obesity, not regular growing up.

>>21402012
Good answer! It's up there, Steve!
Anonymous No.21402045 [Report] >>21402053 >>21402123
>>21402028
No Lindsay you need to set the temperature for whatever you’re cooking each time you cook something. Don’t blame me because you didn’t bother to read the dial.
Anonymous No.21402049 [Report] >>21402214
>>21402033
Does Odin deliver gifts to Heathens?
Anonymous No.21402053 [Report] >>21402123
>>21402045
>No Lindsay you need to set the temperature for whatever you’re cooking each time you cook something. Don’t blame me because you didn’t bother to read the dial.
This comment isn't specifically targeted towards you.
I think it is absolutely fucking BIZARRE how society has normalized the concept of people being utterly incapable of feeding themselves without assistance. I don't even know how the world population keeps increasing when there are so many people that should be dead due to earning Darwin awards or simply being incapable of holding down a fucking job at McDonald's (because if you can't handle the simple things, how can anyone expect you to handle the difficult things). I don't know why people think it is a bad thing when populations stabilize in nations.
Do we really need to import terrorists? I'm an American. Even people who aren't American have access to the internet and can see what socialist terrorists want to do to our country.
The ICE protests are basically schizo/antifa 2.0
Anonymous No.21402056 [Report] >>21402061 >>21402064 >>21402079 >>21402324 >>21402527
>>21401875
Correct. They have never changed that. The Big Mac and regular hamburgers have always been 1/10th pound of meat, since the 1950s. Never more, never less, except for the recent limited time Grand Mac and Mac Jr. which had larger and smaller diameter patties respectively but were different products. Smashing them thinner or cooking more fat out doesn't make them smaller.

>>21401961
Who told you the size of the container was relevant? They put a Filet o Fish and a Double Quarter Pounder in the same size box bot they don't even use the same bun size or patty thickness.

Show a picture of an ACTUAL 1980s Big Mac next to something for scale.
Anonymous No.21402061 [Report] >>21402063 >>21402065
>>21402056
>cooking more fat out doesn't make them smaller.
I'll remember that the next time I cook a hamburger with more than 0% fat.
You aren't lying to me. On the internet. Right?
Anonymous No.21402063 [Report] >>21402066
>>21402061
The amount of meat you fucking retard. You know the legal definition of food size is what you start with right?
Anonymous No.21402064 [Report] >>21402089
>>21402056
>Show a picture of an ACTUAL 1980s Big Mac next to something for scale.
The post you quoted literally has a fucking picture of a 1980's big mac next to something for scale, you fucking dipshit low IQ mentally challenged retard.
Anonymous No.21402065 [Report] >>21402069
>>21402061
Good luck suing a restaurant for cooking your pre-weighed hamburger anon.
Anonymous No.21402066 [Report] >>21402078 >>21402089
>>21402063
>You know the legal definition of food size is what you start with right?
Prove it. Literally prove it with documentation and evidence.
If you are right, then I will admit that I was wrong.
Anonymous No.21402069 [Report]
>>21402065
>Good luck suing a restaurant for cooking your pre-weighed hamburger anon.
Are you high or ESL?
Nothing I said should have generated your response.
Anonymous No.21402075 [Report]
>>21402033
>underage b&
Anonymous No.21402078 [Report] >>21402080
>>21402066
Anon. If you go buy meat from the store, do they charge you for what it will weigh in 2 hours inside your belly, or for how much the meat weighs right there?

You're trolling. Keep it up and earn a vacation.
Anonymous No.21402079 [Report] >>21402089 >>21403010 >>21403037 >>21405026
>>21402056
>Show a picture of an ACTUAL 1980s Big Mac next to something for scale.
Oh yes, absolutely. You can find Big Mac ads with the burger itself next to its container. If you can acquire this container, you can measure it. Then you can use those numbers to figure out the size of the Big Mac at the time.
Anonymous No.21402080 [Report]
>>21402078
It's not my fault you are too stupid to retain the fat and use it to cook shit in.
Anonymous No.21402085 [Report]
>>21401961
>just believe the facts goyim
>
Anonymous No.21402089 [Report] >>21402098 >>21402107 >>21402149
>>21402064
No it doesn't you fucking retard. How the fuck is there green lettuce on a 1980s Big Mac next to green lettuce on a 2000s Big Mac? Use your two brain cells.

>>21402079
>Big Mac ad
Oh dear. Did you know that between 2020 and 2022 over 200 class action lawsuits were filed related to false advertising of fast food? Do you think this is a new phenomenon or do you think that McDonald's ad accurately represents the product you would have gotten at the time? With a bun-wide patty and perfectly arranged lettuce peeking out every edge.

I specifically said an ACTUAL Big Mac for a reason.

>>21402066
I'll take that grovelling apology in the form of you never replying again.
Anonymous No.21402098 [Report] >>21402119
>>21402089
>How the fuck is there green lettuce on a 1980s Big Mac next to green lettuce on a 2000s Big Mac? Use your two brain cells.
So someone put lettuce on the Big Macs.
...NEXT!!!
Anonymous No.21402107 [Report]
>>21402089
>I'll take that grovelling apology in the form of you never replying again.
So you aren't even going to attempt to prove that ANY of your schizo rants are based on fact or reality?
The Lone Woof No.21402109 [Report] >>21403065
>>21401451
Yeah, a lot of the volume on the left is bread.
Can't even see the beef patty or cheese.
We need more data on this.
Anonymous No.21402119 [Report]
>>21402098
It's for a church event, honey!
Anonymous No.21402123 [Report] >>21402161
>>21402033
>>21402045
>>21402053
I think you're all completely missing the point of the thread and, as such, should consider suicide or take some remedial courses on reading comprehension. Your choice. We're it up to me, I'd have you all sent to the cornfield.
Anonymous No.21402125 [Report]
>>21401965
Hey man help me out I'm trying to select the second thumbnail preview and it just de-magnifies the entire image instead of showing that other image. The side arrows to transition to the next image doing the same thing.

Thanks...
Anonymous No.21402149 [Report] >>21402157 >>21403010
>>21402089
If you're not satisfied with the ads, then you can look for photos that people took of themselves eating McDonalds in the 80s. In such cases, you probably don't even need the container dimensions, you can use other objects in the background for scale if you happen to know their exact dimensions.
Anonymous No.21402157 [Report] >>21402164 >>21402193
>>21402149
>you can use other objects in the background for scale
Not necessarily if those are indeterminable. How do you know how big that building is? You think that's a standard size medium and that medium hasn't changed volumes? And that fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.21402161 [Report] >>21402168
>>21402123
>We're it
>We are it
No, YOU are, fagIT
Anonymous No.21402164 [Report] >>21402183
>>21402157
You don't have to use the exact picture I showed you. You can find one that works for you. I appreciate that you're coming to me for guidance, but you need to think for yourself.
Anonymous No.21402168 [Report]
>>21402161
O noh! A tipo! Howl eye Ava re-cover?
Anonymous No.21402183 [Report] >>21402190 >>21402191 >>21402192 >>21402193 >>21402195
>>21402164
I asked you a question.
Anonymous No.21402190 [Report] >>21402194 >>21402203
>>21402183
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Can you please say it again?
Anonymous No.21402191 [Report] >>21402195 >>21402198 >>21402203 >>21402204
>>21402183
And I'm declining to answer.
Anonymous No.21402192 [Report] >>21402194 >>21402203
>>21402183
Actually I changed my mind, I'll answer. But I want you to repeat it because my hearing isn't what it used to be.
Anonymous No.21402193 [Report]
>>21402157
>>21402183
Why would you even want to use that picture? They're not even eating a Big Mac.
Anonymous No.21402194 [Report]
>>21402190
>>21402192

>How do you know how big that building is?
Anonymous No.21402195 [Report] >>21402198 >>21402203 >>21402204
>>21402183
>>21402191
Can you stop impersonating me? Fuck off.
Anonymous No.21402198 [Report] >>21402203
>>21402191
>>21402195
Don't listen to him, I'm the real anon.
Anonymous No.21402203 [Report] >>21402217 >>21402221
>>21402190
>>21402191
>>21402192
>>21402195
>>21402198
I'm Spartacus
Anonymous No.21402204 [Report] >>21402207
>>21402195
>>21402191
Decline this
*farts*
Anonymous No.21402207 [Report] >>21402252
>>21402204
Declined.
Anonymous No.21402210 [Report]
>>21401950
I mean I dunno.. you arent wrong, size proportions are totally different when your a kid but I remember working at mcblubbers like 15 years ago when I was 21 and Id get one free meal per day as an employee and a big mac was enough to fill me up. I havent gotten fatter, since then but one big mac doesnt seem to do it anymore and I dont want to eat a whole extra burger and over eat. Its just how they force you to buy two overpriced unhealthy things nowadays.
Anonymous No.21402214 [Report]
>>21402049
I sure hope so.. maybe sword or some tasty big tittied nordic wenches and beer.
Anonymous No.21402217 [Report]
>>21402203
I'm Squidward.
Anonymous No.21402221 [Report]
>>21402203
No.. IM SPARTACUS
Anonymous No.21402252 [Report]
>>21402207
So you accept the fart.
I see...
Anonymous No.21402264 [Report]
When inevitably there is denomination, as what happens in countries where there is sky-high inflation, there will be a brief period where everything will seem ultracheap, just because the prices/numbers will be comparatively so small compared to the prices just before denomination, and people will be briefly willing to buy more and bigger things. I'm looking forward to that post-shrinkflation period, when the Big Mac will once again balloon in size to its pre-1980 dimensions.
Anonymous No.21402282 [Report] >>21402291
I havent eaten mcdonalds in like a year but I just ordered a big mac.. so I can see
Anonymous No.21402291 [Report] >>21402292 >>21402302
>>21402282
What do you see?
Anonymous No.21402292 [Report] >>21402934
>>21402291
Through the ample open door of the peaceful country barn,
A sunlit pasture field with cattle and horses feeding,
And haze and vista, and the far horizon fading away.
Anonymous No.21402302 [Report]
>>21402291
Im about to find out as soon as I get it home
Anonymous No.21402324 [Report]
>>21402056
I was making them in 1988 and they're the same size as now. Turn lay, Baby.
Anonymous No.21402329 [Report] >>21402339 >>21402363
The Big Mac wasn't fifty cents in 1980. Every single time this bot posts the thread, someone points that out, sometimes even digging out old menu boards or advertisements. Yet the bot posts it again and the board gets collective amnesia.
As far as size goes, probably the best way would be to compare old photos of the Big Mac and Quarter Pounder together with current Big Macs and Quarter Pounders. The QP has always been 1/4lbs of ground beef before cooking. That's what it still is today. While they might play with the patty dimensions a bit, the total mass has to be the same, severely restricting how much they can change anything else. If the Big Mac and QP used to be about the same size and are still about the same size, OP's image is shit. If there used to be a significant difference, then that should be obvious in the old photos.
Anonymous No.21402339 [Report] >>21402356
>>21402329
It's almost as if not all of us are perpetually online and therefore don't recognise reposts of reposts nearly as often as someone who lives his life friendless, unloved and with nothing better to do than trawl a Zimbabwean igloo-making forum for reposts.
Sorry about your lack of a life, kiddo. : (
Anonymous No.21402342 [Report]
>>21401451
food fud?
Anonymous No.21402351 [Report]
There it is. And a bottle of water to compare
Anonymous No.21402356 [Report] >>21402365
>>21402339
It's almost as if you missed the word "collective" and felt your fragile little ego was under attack.
Anonymous No.21402363 [Report]
>>21402329
Thank you for defending the honor of Mcdonalds, sir shill
Anonymous No.21402365 [Report]
>>21402356
It's not collective amnesia if niggas ain't seen that shit before, tho. It's just niggas not seein' that shit before lmao
Stay mad, tho. : )
Anonymous No.21402472 [Report] >>21402488 >>21402489 >>21404910
>>21401569
>thousand island sauce
Is that what it is? I can just do it myself?
Anonymous No.21402488 [Report]
>>21402472
Not her but I swear I taste the tiniest bit of onion powder and caraway in it.
Anonymous No.21402489 [Report]
>>21402472
Well, it's not purely Thousand Island sauce, but it'll get you there most of the way. There's also mayonnaise, diced pickles, and diced onions in the sauce.

Almost every "burger sauce" you see in any restaurant or grocery store sauce section is some variation on this.
Anonymous No.21402527 [Report] >>21405119
>>21402056
I thought the Big Mac used to have the patties from the quarter pounder?
Anonymous No.21402934 [Report]
>>21402292
pottery
Anonymous No.21403010 [Report]
>>21402149
We can already see in this that the burger is indeed a lot smaller than depicted in the ad >>21402079 assuming that the container has the same relative proportions as in >>21401961
, so his arguments about the ad model not being representative of the real burger does have some merit.
Anonymous No.21403037 [Report]
>>21402079
>Big Mac ad
Anonymous No.21403040 [Report]
Kraft Dinner comes in a 200g box now
Anonymous No.21403065 [Report]
>>21402109
I'm gonna kill your family m8e :)
Anonymous No.21403152 [Report]
>>21401444 (OP)
big macs have not changed size in my life time 58 years.
Anonymous No.21403153 [Report] >>21403224
>>21401880
they didn't someone made that up. big macs have not shrunk.
Anonymous No.21403224 [Report] >>21405124
>>21403153
prove it
Anonymous No.21404798 [Report] >>21404923
>>21401444 (OP)
Here in India we have a mac called "Mahraja Mac" (Emperor Mac)
I really think it's quite good and it would be a global hit but McDonald's doesn't want a product from a poor country to get popular
Anonymous No.21404816 [Report]
>>21401444 (OP)
>companies rip you off
Woaw what a scoop!
Anonymous No.21404863 [Report]
if you have one of those cardboard rings they used to have around the big mac you can see the size difference
Anonymous No.21404910 [Report] >>21404912 >>21404927
>>21402472
mayo, mustard, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, sweet pickle relish, salt, white pepper.
Anonymous No.21404912 [Report]
>>21404910
oh and a splash of vinegar, can't forget that. i use tarragon vinegar when i make it.
Anonymous No.21404923 [Report]
>>21404798
Why am I seeing this posted here so often?
Is this a marketing campaign?
Anonymous No.21404927 [Report]
>>21404910
You've well overthought this, you strange lesbian
Anonymous No.21405026 [Report]
>>21402079
lmao the burger is taller than the box
seems like burgers got smeckelburghed even in the good old days
Anonymous No.21405119 [Report]
>>21402527
nope that was never the case.
Anonymous No.21405124 [Report] >>21405208
>>21403224
prove me wrong. I was there I've had them since the 80's. they are the same size they have always been.
Anonymous No.21405208 [Report]
>>21405124
>make dubious, absolute claim
>NO, YOU NEED TO PROVE ME WRONG!
every time