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>completely disintegrates in your hand
How tf am I supposed to eat this shit??
>>21402421 (OP)not by fucking chunks like its a burger anon.
>>21402424I have to eat the whole thing whole? The fucker sticks to the roof of my mouth. Even trying to take it out of the packaging without it crumbling is a chore
it's not very good anyway but what Ive done is carefully eat the bigger chunks over the wrapper then pour the rest in my mouth. if it completely disintegrated I'd probably just pour it over ice cream
>>21402428youd be complaining if it was stucktogether, its alot harder to cram it up your butt
>>21402421 (OP)>completely disintegrates in your handtroglodyte! get good. ham handed ass hole.
>>21402421 (OP)Stick it all in your mouth at once
>>21402421 (OP)You're supposed to divide it into small bite-sized portions and roll them into shapes
Stomp it with your shoe first, then open up. Yes. Its a mexican hack here in mexico
>work at peanut factory
>peanut dust flying everywhere
>sweep the peanut dust off the floor and go to throw it out
>boss goes "hey! don't throw that peanut dust away! compact it into little cakes and sell it to kids!
>>21402421 (OP)with a bit of finesse. you got finesse, don't you, OP? All you need is a bit.
>>21402930simmer down, how it's made. I don't care how the sausage is made okay?
>>21402421 (OP)A bit shameful that somebody from the other side of the world had to figure it out, considering it was Mexicans who invented chocolate in the first place
>>21403072this is also actual marzipan and not some disgusting 10 percent almond chalk shit the mexicans eat