LUSH but it makes you feel like shit after

>looks like shit and makes you feel like shit
much like the host country and its inhabitants

>>21403368 (OP)
Where's the meat? Is this one of those carverys where you get the meat and then pile all the rest of on top and feel like you have to eat it all because you heaped it all on there yourself? Yeah, I love them. 3 different types of gravy, 2 or 3 different types of stuffing, pay extra for more yorkies and pigs in blankets. If you give the carver a bit of chat, they'll give you extra meat... Usually 3 or 4 slices of beef, gammon and turkey... If you're lucky, pork and crackling as well. I could eat it all week

>>21403439
The last time I went to a Toby, I had a proper bout of the shits afterwards. Had to pull my joggers down in the car park, and it was like a flood of turd just pissing into the gutter.

>>21403368 (OP)
You'll need to go straight to bed after eating this, the food coma hits different

>>21403446
Sounds like you have a weak constitution, Fiona. You may as well look to end it.

>>21403439
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

>>21403457
You can't?

>>21403368 (OP)
My grandad used to make a great sunday dinner. Me and my brother used to get massive oval plates rather than normal ones. After slaving away making it and then eating it, he used to go to bed for an hour then off to the pub. God what a life.

>>21403525
I bet he lived to a good old age.

>>21403525
He was a smoker and got lung cancer. He beat it, and thougt fuck it I'll keep smoking (not as much as before though). Died last year.

>>21403375
>looks like shit
Much like your skin

>>21403375
Everyone is shit in the eyes of Brits. The conquered the world.

>>21403574
well I am British :-)

>>21403375
Everyone is shit in the eyes of the Brits. They conquered the world after all.

It's that time of the week again lads

>>21403368 (OP)
Looks fine to me desu, burger serving size and the fact that this shit can't be healthy for you aside.

>>21404775
Yeah, I'm going to some pub for a dogshit roast because it's father's day. I would be looking forward to it, but I went round my mate's last night and he roasted up a big beef joint. We ate the whole thing whilst watching the arrows and washed it down with a bottle of whisko and a few lines

>>21404781
less unhealthy than a macdonalds no doubt. even a massive portion of fish and chips is

>>21403368 (OP)
how do you make them pudding pastry things. what are they?

>>21404934
It's just batter, with more eggs. Plain flour, about 35 grams per egg, about 50ml of milk per egg and a bit of oil. Make sure to get the fat hot in the oven. Pour and wait

>>21404937
it's called yorkshire pudding. a british classic.

>>21404947
there's clearly more to it than that. half of it's just veg which is zero calories.

>>21404950
aaaah that's what I was looking for. Seems easy to make, I might make some tomorrow. I have eggos and flour and extra large muffin tins that I use to make pies and such.

>>21403446
the food baby miscarried

>>21404952
rest your batter overnight for best results