Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:03:39 PM No.21403392
> Will help you lose weight.
> If you can get it to taste good.
> If you can get it to taste good.
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Thread 21403392 - /ck/ [Archived: 1549 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:07:47 PM No.21403404
>>21403392 (OP)
To create a salad, you need 5-6 ingredients that need to be washed, cut and spoil easily. This is outside the main part of the salad, which should be 300g of meat, for any adult males.
Salads are substandard food. I wish there was a food meta I could follow. I hate cooking and I hate eating, they are both such a waste of time.
To create a salad, you need 5-6 ingredients that need to be washed, cut and spoil easily. This is outside the main part of the salad, which should be 300g of meat, for any adult males.
Salads are substandard food. I wish there was a food meta I could follow. I hate cooking and I hate eating, they are both such a waste of time.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:13:22 PM No.21403417
>>21403404
That was unfunny.
>>21403392 (OP)
They already taste good and I dislike salads when they have too much dressing. Just salt and a quick-made vinaigrette and I'm good.
That was unfunny.
>>21403392 (OP)
They already taste good and I dislike salads when they have too much dressing. Just salt and a quick-made vinaigrette and I'm good.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:19:23 PM No.21403430
>>21403392 (OP)
Just pinch your nose while you chew. Always works for me.
Just pinch your nose while you chew. Always works for me.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:22:25 PM No.21403437
This is what goyslop has done to people, even the tradcucks acting like they live in the woods don't want to eat their veggies without 2 liters of Ranch
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:59:10 PM No.21403884
>>21403392 (OP)
how can you not get it to taste good?
i don't really like cold food so i usually cook my salads
i don't think it's impressive or difficult but seemingly not many other people do it
how can you not get it to taste good?
i don't really like cold food so i usually cook my salads
i don't think it's impressive or difficult but seemingly not many other people do it
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:15 AM No.21403994
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:21:27 AM No.21404026
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:22:28 AM No.21404029
>>21403404
>I hate cooking and I hate eating, they are both such a waste of time.
Get good
I love doing both. time well spent.
>I hate cooking and I hate eating, they are both such a waste of time.
Get good
I love doing both. time well spent.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:25:08 AM No.21404036
>>21403994
i usually drizzle some oil in a pan, toss in some garlic, chilis, or something, and then progressively add the rest; i like my tomatoes quite well cooked so they often go in early and i like how when they sorta smush the tomatoeyness goes onto other things
then at the end i throw in the leaves and put the lid on for a couple of minutes
it's easy and i like it a lot more but idk what to call it
i think the only vegetable i like to boil is carrots but i typically eat them raw
i usually drizzle some oil in a pan, toss in some garlic, chilis, or something, and then progressively add the rest; i like my tomatoes quite well cooked so they often go in early and i like how when they sorta smush the tomatoeyness goes onto other things
then at the end i throw in the leaves and put the lid on for a couple of minutes
it's easy and i like it a lot more but idk what to call it
i think the only vegetable i like to boil is carrots but i typically eat them raw
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:07:38 AM No.21404291
usually have it with a side of soup. my usual go to is
>mixed spring mix
>flax oil
>feta cheese
>green olives, doesn't matter what kind so long as it's pitted
>'chovies if I have any
>dried oregano, but fresh basil is better
>THEN A WHOLE BOTTLE OF RANCH DRESSING
>mixed spring mix
>flax oil
>feta cheese
>green olives, doesn't matter what kind so long as it's pitted
>'chovies if I have any
>dried oregano, but fresh basil is better
>THEN A WHOLE BOTTLE OF RANCH DRESSING
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:11:23 AM No.21404295
>>21404026
you can just use a vinaigrette instead of some thick creamy dressing. I just use a little olive oil, wine vinegar, and dijon mustard.
you can just use a vinaigrette instead of some thick creamy dressing. I just use a little olive oil, wine vinegar, and dijon mustard.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:14:45 AM No.21404297
>>21404026
even with a heavy dressing you're going to have a hard time maintaining or gaining weight with salad when the bulk of it is essentially zero calories.
even with a heavy dressing you're going to have a hard time maintaining or gaining weight with salad when the bulk of it is essentially zero calories.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:44:19 PM No.21405030
>>21403392 (OP)
i've never in my entire life had a salad that tasted good. i unironically think people that "like" salads have gaslighted themselves into doing so
i've never in my entire life had a salad that tasted good. i unironically think people that "like" salads have gaslighted themselves into doing so
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:49:11 PM No.21405034
>>21405030
i make salads that taste good but it's like half nuts/cheese/croutons with a honey mustard dressing and a lot of olives. i'm not concerned about weight loss or carbs so i don't consider it unhealthy. i'll eat it just because it tastes good like that.
if you don't have anything dense in it or anything giving carbs it's just not going to be anything amazing.
i make salads that taste good but it's like half nuts/cheese/croutons with a honey mustard dressing and a lot of olives. i'm not concerned about weight loss or carbs so i don't consider it unhealthy. i'll eat it just because it tastes good like that.
if you don't have anything dense in it or anything giving carbs it's just not going to be anything amazing.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:54:11 PM No.21405039
>>21405030
I unironically think you can't taste anything without fat or cornstarch, golem.
I unironically think you can't taste anything without fat or cornstarch, golem.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:59:24 PM No.21405049
>>21405030
a good Greek salad is amazing.
in general it just depends on the quality of your produce. lot of salads are bland cause they use shitty produce and too much lettuce. use high quality seasonal produce, a green that actually has flavour like arugula (and not too much of it, let the other veggies be the hero), some fruits, nuts, cheese, fresh herbs and a nice sharp vinaigrette...it's tasty. is it the most delicious thing ever, no absolutely not, but it's good and a nice fresh accompaniment to a meal. most people just don't know how to make a good salad.
a good Greek salad is amazing.
in general it just depends on the quality of your produce. lot of salads are bland cause they use shitty produce and too much lettuce. use high quality seasonal produce, a green that actually has flavour like arugula (and not too much of it, let the other veggies be the hero), some fruits, nuts, cheese, fresh herbs and a nice sharp vinaigrette...it's tasty. is it the most delicious thing ever, no absolutely not, but it's good and a nice fresh accompaniment to a meal. most people just don't know how to make a good salad.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:13:53 PM No.21405066
>>21403392 (OP)
Apple vinegar. Next.
Apple vinegar. Next.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:24:45 PM No.21405086
>>21403392 (OP)
I have reached levels of feel that no dressing can fix. I feel like the mc from Kafka's "A Hunger Artist", nothing tastes good.
Any recipes to fix this cu/ck/s?
I have reached levels of feel that no dressing can fix. I feel like the mc from Kafka's "A Hunger Artist", nothing tastes good.
Any recipes to fix this cu/ck/s?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:41:19 PM No.21405196
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:03:24 PM No.21405217
A few shakes of hot sauce.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:18:54 PM No.21405233
A salad doesn't have to be leaves, retard. All that matters is that you have a round diet that includes fruits and veggies.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:24:50 PM No.21405350
Start off with a basic garden salad drenched in ranch dressing and gradually reduce the quantity of ranch dressing over time to build up a tolerance to eating healthy.