Why is this bad? I doubt you have a logical reason to hate it.

>>21403887 (OP)
espresso is gay

>>21403891
Keep drinking tea like an unwashed Muslim faggot then.

>>21403887 (OP)
pod coffee tastes bad
inb4 "but bro you gotta taste this one pod, i swear it's actually good"
they all taste bad

>>21403893
i drink drip coffee, and the only tea I drink is iced

you literally don't need anything else

>>21403894
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>>21403897
Drip coffee takes too long to make. Get a job.

>>21403904
>he drinks coffee as a pick-me-up, not because he enjoys the taste
I don't even like coffee and you're pathetic

>>21403897
CHOOSE ONE
>drip water through this weird ballsack hammock for like an hour to get a mediocre cuppa
>insert cartridge and push a button
>push down this cool lever while water bubbles and steam goes PFSHHHHHHHH and dials spin until you get espresso

>>21403911
neat! I can't wait to take it with me in a camping tri- oh right, it needs electricity to work.

also
>insert cartridge and push a button
what the fuck? I had no idea you could make coffee with a nintendo.

>>21403897
is that a cum sock?

>>21403933
Yeah. What did you think the white stuff in lattes was?

>>21403904
if you can't balance a job with spending like 4 minutes making coffee in the morning then you just have bad time management skills.

>>21403887 (OP)
It's unnecessarily expensive.
>Paying for plastic wrappers around pregrinded beans.
Just use freshly grounded beans. Cheaper and more aromatic. That's why these things are a meme

>>21403946
>just spend 24.3h/year making coffee bro
I could start a business in that time. Keep tinkering with your gauges to get that 'perfect pressure' or whatever the fuck.

>>21403953
I can press a button and make coffee that tastes AT LEAST 80-90% as good as coffee from a $2k machine that requires manual tuning. I also never have to bother with storing or grinding beans and cleaning is extremely minimal.
Why is that a meme?

>>21403966
there's literally no line of work you could possibly be involved in where you'll miss 4 minutes a day. you're probably a 7/11 manager or some shit anyway.

>>21403966
>He doesn't know about automatic espresso machines yet
Incredible

>>21403897
the stand is bloat