Are you going to eat the lab-grown salmon mush with 3D-printed fat seams, /ck/?

if it's cheaper and doesn't contain all the nasty things most farm raised salmon has then sure.

>>21404378 (OP)
Nope. Stop being a faggot. Thanks.

if you refuse to eat this, you're a racist

>>21404378 (OP)
https://nypost.com/2025/06/10/lifestyle/lab-grown-salmon-is-now-fda-approved/
San Francisco cellular agriculture company Wildtype is the latest company to get FDA approval for its lab-grown salmon

Only three other companies have gotten the stamp of approval to sell cultivated salmon so far.

The company made waves in the food and culinary sectors after announcing that its hero product, saku salmon, got approved in “a thorough pre-market safety consultation.”

Curious people can find the fish on the menu at Portland, Oregon, restaurant Kann — a James Beard award-winning Haitian spot by chef Gregory Gourdet.

For June, the cultured salmon will only grace the menu every Thursday night, but in July, it is slated to be a nightly offering.

“Our saku is sushi-grade and best served raw in dishes like sushi, crudo, and ceviche,” Wildtype explains on its website.

“We made it for world-class chefs who seek out the distinct flavor and freshness of raw seafood.”

And according to the FDA, they view lab-grown salmon “as safe as comparable foods produced by other methods,” the FDA wrote in its public response letter.

The FDA’s only gripe with Wildtype’s cultivated salmon so far is that the company refers to it as ‘cultured salmon cell material’ — which is not “our recommendation of that term as an appropriate common or usual name for declaring the substance in accordance with FDA’s labeling requirements,” the agency said.

Once fully matured and harvested, the living “salmon cells” are fused with plant-based ingredients that imitate the texture and appearance of true salmon.

>>21404383
I'm fine with that you softie piece of sht.

>>21404378 (OP)
no better than the farmed garbage they put out nowadays

>>21404384
>as safe as comparable foods produced by other methods
lmao pls don't read between the lines!

>>21404402
Wild fish pretty much always literally have parasites. Farmed fish can too but usually they are treated. I think if the lab stuff has the same nutrient profile with nothing extra bad in it it's simply the best choice. You'll say, "hah ok more wild fish for me then" and that would mainly be true if lab meat can take pressure off of wild stock from unsustainable industrial fishing methods so you're welcome.

Advanced fake food technologym heeell yeeaah.
Chat, we are so dead, dripping with ooze glop

>>21404378 (OP)
farmed salmon tastes like shit and wild salmon is expensive. if it tastes closer to wild salmon with a similar nutrient profile i'd eat it. though i kind of doubt it will. these companies kept saying it wasn't as nutritious and trying to spin that as a positive thing saying what it lacked was bad for you anyway but i don't buy that.

It'll probably be as expensive until they find a way to make it more efficiently like 50 years from now

>>21404378 (OP)
I would like to try this although I'm afraid of the mean things the meat industry and their loyal white knights would say about me.

No, I don't like salmon as it is, except for smoked raw for some reason. But it's not gonna be cheaper nor healthier.

>>21404378 (OP)
you can tell it's not salmon just from the picture
I highly doubt it would have the same taste or texture of real salmon, especially when raw
not interested. I'll eat lab grown food when it is actually identical tissue, not a hamburger patty shaped like food

>>21404384
I'm not paying fine dining prices for uncooked labslop
Put it in a tube for $1 and I'll consider it

>>21404477
weirdo

>>21404381
>if it's cheaper
It wont be. It'll be either slightly more expensive or massively more expensive.

Just let the market decide. If you don't want it, don't buy it (Hint: most people won't)

>>21404628
ah, then no.

>>21404484
You'll eat it when the real thing runs out. Which is not that far off.

yet another reason not to trust fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYYf8cLUV5E&t=1s

>>21404381
/thread

>>21404378 (OP)
nippon salmon pls
>>21404402
i like farms though
>>21404384
it's just lab fish stuck with plant glue?

>>21404826
>oh god nooooo that doesn't look like the animals in my coloring book
bitch

>>21404381
Hey that sounds pretty good actually

>>21404826
but you choose to trust an environmentalist schizo who claims there's a massive widespread health disaster (that somehow nobody else noticed?). when you get sick from fish you notice, trust me

>>21404935
and pink dye, I guess.

>>21404381
Seriously, fish are RIDDLED with parasites it's insane both wild and farmed. Someone offering me fish with no parasites and no mercury? Fuck yeah I'll pay more for that.

>>21406104
so what you big baby? fruit and vegetables are full of insect eggs. there's shit in your grains. that's just life. the only way it can hurt us is if fairies like you eat sanitized food for generations and weaken the gene pool.

>>21404935
>i like farms though
That's because you're ignorant to farmed salmon, they literally have to dye it to make it pink and the omega-3 to 6 ratio is completely off on it. It's okay though since you so boastfully claimed you like farms you'll surely look this up and check for yourself.

>>21406104
>Someone offering me fish with no parasites and no mercury
The mercury thing is interesting, I’d probably eat tuna and salmon every day if mercury wasn’t an issue

>scientists make the best, safest fish possible
>sushi/sashimi prices fall 10,000%
Sounds good to me

>>21406408
i won't want dyed meat but then again i like indian food with dyed snacks too. so maybe i do? and why would do i research based on 4chins autists anyway?

did you KNOW!?!? nippon farms made unpoisoned pufferfish! because their wild diet was what made them toxic in the past!

>>21406687
also farmed eels and catfish taste less muddy? also due to wild diets being bad.

>>21406690
your mom's diet is bad

>>21404378 (OP)
Another meme that'll cost 10x the already priced gouged original, I'm guessing?
No thanks

>>21406669
>best
>safe

sure .vegan burgers made all the fast food restaurants cheap. totally never happened with the 15 dollar happy meals.

>>21406691
true. but i lovin' it!

>>21406695
Vegan burgers are made from pea protein and sunflower oil, so they're not going to be an exact replacement. This is genuine fish muscle tissue, and can replace the sort of fish that has sold at much higher prices than beef is on the sushi market. If you can replicate the meat of a prize wild tuna that normally costs a fortune, I'm all for it.

>>21404378 (OP)
Yes. Truth is that by the time we're all dead and Zoomers/Alphas are in the nursing home their children will view those of us that lived in the 20th and early 21st Century that raised and butchered "natural" animals for meat without a second thought as absolute barbarians.

>>21404410
Also you can guarantee the water their raised in is clean unless the pollution and bacterial cesspools of local rivers and oceans.

>>21406713
>Yes. Truth is that by the time we're all dead and Zoomers/Alphas are in the nursing home their children will view those of us that lived in the 20th and early 21st Century that raised and butchered "natural" animals for meat without a second thought as absolute barbarians.

stupid 1960s hippies like killary said the same shit. you're delulu.

>>21406624
Salmon is already almost sardine level low in mercury

>>21406861
Factory farms and industrial slaughterhouses are way worse than they were in the 60's. Red states are already trying to ban lab grown meat to protect the animal agriculture industries but the thing that kills them in the end might be immigration enforcement. Almost every major slaughterhouse relies on cheap illegal or H2B immigrant labor.

>>21404384
>reddit spacing
Eww

>>21404378 (OP)
I won’t eat any meat replacements unless they’re cheaper than the real thing and not bugs.

>I-is that a seafood created against g-god's will?!!
>AIIYYEEEE

>>21404383
anti-semitic 4 sho

>>21406104
Farmed salmon doesn't contain nematodes like wild does

>>21404378 (OP)
I will wait for everyone else to beta-test it

>>21404381
>cheaper
probably not
>cleaner or healthier
remains to be proven. more likely to be watered down and incomplete.
Also I don't want to eat literally cancer.

>>21404384
>Once fully matured and harvested, the living “salmon cells” are fused with plant-based ingredients that imitate the texture and appearance of true salmon.
gross plant based bullshit

>>21404383
>>21404386
>>21407356
No Ivan this doesn't work either.

>>21407409
>I will wait for everyone else to beta-test it
this is basically my thought process on everything
>newly developed vaccines
>electric vehicles
>lab grown foods
call me whatever you want I just don't see the point in being a first adopter with almost anything

>>21404628
>It wont be
Then there's your answer

>>21404378 (OP)
no i am not

>more expensive
>more processed
>tastes worse
pick all 3

>>21407528
Exactly like recycling
>Costs more
>More difficult to process
>End product lower quality
>Doesn't improve the environment
But bleeding heart libs will still fall for the grift and make the companies rich.

>>21404630
>If you don't want it, they'll sprinkle the cancer meat into processed foodstuffs so that a mass beta-test of that new "cancer vaccine" will have a plethora of willing participants
Fixed.

>>21404378 (OP)
It'll be "ground" like all the other imitation meats. Who the fuck wants to eat ground up salmon?

>>21407528
>>tastes worse
have you had it?

>>21407766
Eventually there'll be blind taste-tests and nobody will be able to tell the difference so they'll start coping like the French do by making up voodoo "terroir" nonsense to keep slaughtered salmom as a premium product.

>>21407963
>Eventually there'll be blind taste-tests and nobody will be able to tell the difference and everyone who had the lab salmon will die or develop "mysterious" illnesses in the coming years
Fixed.

>>21407982
rightoids and their persecution complexes are wild lmao

>>21408028
>rightoids
Who slammed your head with their car door this morning?

>>21408028
rent free huh

>>21408078
yes, "[new thing] will be bad because...because it just will be okay!" is living in your head rent-free

>>21408082
>[new thing] will be bad because the best-case scenario of our world right now is that profit-seeking assholes are going to rush out an inproperly-tested product and don't care if it creates an influx of previously-rare diseases
F I X E D.

Ja/ck/ is always right.

>>21407150
>the thing that kills them in the end might be immigration enforcement. Almost every major slaughterhouse relies on cheap illegal or H2B immigrant labor.
Only because the Jews running the places prefer to fuck over little brown people.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/06/hormel-spam-pig-brains-disease/
>On the cut-and-kill floor of Quality Pork Processors Inc. in Austin, Minnesota,
>QPP’s labor force today is 75 percent immigrant.
>Garcia inserted the metal nozzle of a 90-pounds-per-square-inch compressed-air hose and blasted the pigs’ brains into a pink slurry. One head every three seconds. A high-pressure burst, a fine rosy mist, and the slosh of brains slipping through a drain hole into a catch bucket.
>Matthew Garcia felt feverish and chilled on the blustery production floor. He fought stabbing back pains and nausea,
>Doctors sent Garcia to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, about an hour away. By the time he arrived, he was running a high fever and complaining of piercing headaches. He underwent a battery of exams, including MRIs of his head and back. Every test revealed neurological abnormalities, most importantly a severe spinal-cord inflammation
>Six workers were referred to Richard Schindler, a doctor at the Austin Medical Center who’d first seen Matthew Garcia. Schindler found that Garcia and another brain-machine operator were the most advanced cases. Besides Garcia and the six workers referred by Bower, Schindler had seen another five men and women with similar symptoms—all workers at QPP.
>Schindler was describing a dozen concurrent cases. “Those types of illness seem to, statistically, come up in the population at a rate of two per 100,000,” Lachance told me later. “So here, over the course of a couple of months, I was aware of up to a dozen individuals from one town of 22,000 who all happened to work in one place.”

(continued)

>>21407150
>>21408127 (continued)
>QPP argued that the outbreak constituted one “accident.” The court disagreed, making QPP pay $600,000 per affected worker, which could total more than $7 million.
>
>As the workers began filing their claims, QPP offered Angeles and several others about $20,000 each as a preemptive settlement. But QPP’s offer required workers to forfeit medical benefits. Doctors were still determining whether workers’ nerve damage was temporary or long-term, whether they would ever be able to work again or faced permanent disability. The workers rejected the offer.
>
>Days later, on the Monday morning after the long Fourth of July weekend, Angeles was told to report to human resources, where she was informed that there was a problem with her identification. Angeles, who’d been working under another name, knew she was about to be fired. Would she continue to have her health insurance? Would she still qualify for worker’s comp?
>
>“They said, ‘That’s your problem.'”

>“I feel thrown away,” she said, finally. “Like a piece of trash. Before, I worked hard and willingly for QPP, but after I got sick and needed restrictions and told them I was in pain, they threw me away like trash and were done with me.”

tl;dr:
pig slaughterhouse intentionally hires illegals
makes them work in unsafe conditions
they develop neurological problems from prion disease as a result of work
company lowballs them on compensation
when they refuse, company says "hey wait a second, you guys are ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!"
company fires them for working illegally in the U.S.

>>21406624
>I’d probably eat tuna and salmon every day if mercury wasn’t an issue
It already isn't an issue for salmon. It's one of the lowest-mercury fishes available.

Mercury is only a problem in long-lived predatory species. Salmon get born, go out into the ocean for a few years, swim home to spawn, and die. Most don't live more than five years. The longest-lived salmon species can make it to 13.

Tuna can live for up to around 40 years.

>>21406709
>Vegan burgers are made from pea protein and sunflower oil,
Which is why nobody other than a few weedy vegan fruitcakes are still eating that crap, and why the company's value has collapsed by over 80%.
https://www.zerohedge.com/food/impossible-foods-legal-blitz-leaves-investors-nothing-empty-plates
Not to mention that the guy running it is apparently as retarded as the WeWork idiot. Fun fact, about three months before WeWork totally imploded, they were starting to sue a coffee shop whose name was "WeCoffee". It seems to be the go-to move for complete fucking morons running companies based on nothing but hype.

>>21408181
>only one company makes vegan burgers

>>21408206
He also thinks meat substitutes were invented in 2016, just to annoy him personally.

>>21404378 (OP)
I'd certainly try it.

Cultured meat cannot replicate muscle fibers and ends up with a spam-like texture.

>>21408132
Why am I supposed to be feel bad for people who got paid to kill and slaughter animals? You have to a psychopath to do that work.

>>21404378 (OP)
Maybe in 20 years when it's cheap to make and they put it in take out sushi

>>21404378 (OP)
Salmon is fucking expensive as hell, north of $10 a pound for farmed garbo shit and into $20-40/lb for the wild good stuff, and even more costly for the fancy smoked/preserved/sushi kinds.

You get me some salmon-like product for like $3/lb or some shit? Fuck yeah, gonna try it. If it works with teriyaki I'd eat it regularly. But if it costs like $20/lbs? Miss me with that shit, I'd rather get another meat instead.

>>21408234
Oh no. Tender meat.

>>21408416
There's "tender" and then there's "Coagulated Protein Loaf Formula #921"

>>21407453
Electric vehicles are dope (minus the contamination in production and small battery life).
They have a lot of hp, don't make noise and are getting cheaper, specially Chinese models like BYD and Xiaomi

>>21408127
>the juices fault!!
mods don't do their jobs and >>>/pol/ did not send their best.

so is this troon or chud coded I can't tell which side I'm supposed to be on

>>21407408
Wild salmon is pretty clean from parasites compared to other species, they're there but you don't get some filets that are loaded top to bottom with worms coming down the production line like you do with other species. It's still all unsafe to eat until it's been through the blast freezer though

>>21408642
How about you stop thinking any "sides" matter besides the Elites in charge of Babylon trying to commodify (You) as much as possible before their mass-murder-suicide pact is complete, and the masses you may or may not have referred to as some variety of "cattle" at some point?

>>21404381
this. this is the cleanest "fish" you could possibly eat

>>21408678
>it, uh... has no parasites! yeah, that's it...
>please ignore the fact that we "tweaked" the protein structure to make it grow more easily in a medium
>we promise it's totally safe and effective!

>>21404378 (OP)
at least it's made of real salmon cells.
in germany, you're allowed to label alaskan pollock as "alaska sea salmon".
it's a cheaper substitute for sliced smoked salmon. they add red food dye to make the pollock look like salmon.
it literally used to be called ersatz salmon, until they came up with the "alaska sea salmon" bs and somehow got away with it.

it's not bad, but it's also not salmon.

>>21404628
Maybe at first, but with how quickly tech advances id bet it will end up cheaper pretty quick

>>21408642
>Error! Must know political affiliation before deciding if I'm allowed to like it or not.

>>21404378 (OP)
When will they do this with women

>>21409026
And that's how the cancer meat will end up everywhere with nobody asking for it, yes.

>>21409547
You already ingest microplastics at an alarming rate with shit air quality around the world. Who gives a fuck anymore. The ocean is radiated from fukishima and polluted to hell from every country, animals now are injected with a pile of vaccines and hormones, but lab grown meat is where you draw the line?

>>21409572
>You already ingest microplastics at an alarming rate with shit air quality around the world
And those are clearly not doing the job fast enough. That's why the Elites are pushing this, as they pushed the [redacted for "off-topic"] in 2021.

>>21404381
fpbp
>>21407409
>Also I don't want to eat literally cancer.
worst post

>>21409572
>>21409579
>animals now are injected with a pile of vaccines
Are they vaccines, or are they irreversible gene edits that (allegedly) fight infections?
>you're already fucked six ways from Sunday, so just be a nihilist about it
No.

>>21404384
>James Beard award-winning Haitian spot
Hahahahahahaha there's no fucking way I'm eating there, what would posess somebody to want to eat Haitian """"cuisine"""" that isn't a caribbean native? Do they even know what a salmon is in Haiti? Do they have pulled long pig on the menu? Fucking lol

>>21404402
>just deplete the fisheries until salmon is extinct in the wild bro do you want fishers to not have jobs or something??

fish's texture is too specific to get right imo tbqh

>>21409607
irony is once the yellow menace has scoured the seas of every last scrap of salmon at least there will still be farm stock to repopulate with :/

>>21409617
Anons are just too unintelligent to take seriously imo, so I can't believe you.

>>21409026
>how quickly tech advances
my nigga humanity will go back to the iron age in the next 100 years, no technological bright future ahead

>>21409685
>my nigga humanity will go back to the iron age in the next 100 years
Weren't we already supposed to be in the post-irony age?

>>21406408
>they literally have to dye it to make it pink
when you hear someone say this you can safely call them retarded and ignore their claims. farmed salmon is dyed pink the same way wild salmon is dyed - astaxanthin in their diet.

>>21404381
>if it's cheaper and doesn't contain all the nasty things most farm raised salmon has then sure.
>>21407409
>>cleaner or healthier
>remains to be proven. more likely to be watered down and incomplete.
>>21407453
>>I will wait for everyone else to beta-test it
>this is basically my thought process on everything
Reminder that these are not bait posts, you might run into these people irl (hopefully while driving)

>>21408850
>they add red food dye to make the pollock look like salmon
all farmed salmon have red food dyes added to their feed
people are so deathly afraid of parasites that they'd rather eat that though than wild caught fish

>>21409761
>DURRRRRRR DURRRRRR DURR DURR DURRRRRRRRRRR BURRRRRRRRRR BURRR DURRRR BURRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPFPBPDTFTFPBPFTPBTBFTPFT

>>21409749
>you might run into these people irl (hopefully while driving)
please don't run into me :(

>>21409607
wild salmon replenish insanely fast, the bigger issue in fisheries currently is black cod/snow crab overfishing

>>21409685
Maybe if there's a catastrophic borderline human extinction event

>>21409617
jewish industry will never advance more than more sglorp. you will eat the fish paste

>>21404383
Seig Heil

>>21404384
>San Francisco cellular agriculture company Wildtype
>Wildtype
Even their company name is full of deceit.

>>21404628
It will be massively more expensive for sure.
Atlantic Salmon is cheap to farm. Requires 1 kg of food (feed) to gain 1 kg of weight. That can't be beaten. They also grow fast.

There is absolutely no way a 'lab grown glued salmon' can compete (at least for the next 50 years)

>>21406104
it's going to contain the semen of the men who run the printing facility