Caffeine upsets my stomach

drink less of it

drink less of it

Shove it up your butt

>>21405069 (OP)
no it doesn't.

drink more of it

Sex with Futaba for procreative means

The vile shits I take with coffee are insane,you will empty your guts till the last gram like it or not,I don't care if have not eat in 3 days

>>21405069 (OP)
caffeine makes me poop but only coffee really upsets my stomach. tea is mostly fine.

>>21405143
That's the opposite for me. Coffee is fine but I can't drink tea on an empty stomach or I'll be nauseous or even sick. People say it's because of tannins Regardless of what it is, I think it's BULLSHIT... >:(

your thread upsets my sexuality

>>21405069 (OP)
I can't shit well if I don't drink coffee for at least 2 days per week

GLOP GLOP GLOP
KEEP DRINKING KEEP DRINKING KEEP DRINKING

Just don't drink caffeine, easy.

caffeine gives me heart palpitations for like 12 hours after drinking half of a cup of coffee

>>21408556
no it didn't

>>21408565
yes it did and I even went to then cardiologist about it, got 3 ecgs, an echocardiogram, and a treadmill stress test.

1000 dollars later and uhh... I'm fine I guess, just avoid caffeine.

>>21405069 (OP)
Sorry to hear that anon I drink both tea and coffee. In the past 5 years or so tea really hurts my stomach and then gives me the sudden urge to urinate. Weirdly, coffee gives me the same urge but without hurting my stomach. It's something like a cramp like pain. People's bodies are different. Even the same body can change dramatically over time. In my case it seems I've become very sensitive to tanins.

>>21405069 (OP)
A weeb is effete and has a weak constitution? I'm shocked

>>21409440
Upvoted!

>>21405080
>>21405084
This.

Coffee and caffeine make me forcibly evacuate my bowels, which is needed sometimes

>>21405069 (OP)
I can't ingest caffeine, alcohol, chocolate, hot spices, garlic, onions, butter, or tomato sauce without getting severe heartburn. Never been the same since I got gastritis.

>>21411412
lmao why are you on /ck/ if you can't eat much of anything besides chicken and rice?

>>21411423
My diet is generally wider than the average /ck/ user due to not subsisting on fast food and having to cook for myself. My basic meal plan is things like:
>Breakfast
Muesli with extra creamy oat milk
Banana
Cosmic Crisp Apple
>Lunch
Sandwich consisting of either turkey, rotisserie chicken, sardines, or tuna. Accompanied by spinach or chopped cucumber with honey mustard or mayo on whole grain bread.
Or
Soba and mukimame with various chopper vegetables such as shredded carrots and/or cucumber and a sesame ginger dressing
>Dinner
Turkey burger with kalamata olives, spinach, and feta, seasoned with cumin and oregano
Or
Paella with canned mussels and sausage or chicken or shrimp
Over some sort of rice
2 eggs
Asparagus or potato wedges
Or
Miso or Chicken Soup
>Snacks
Homemade bread
Rice crackers
Carrots
Apples
I want to get a food processor so I can make decent hummus without garlic, eventually

I can't tolerate most dairy either. Limited yes, but at least I'm not subsisting on dinosaur nuggets and taco bell.

>>21408568
i had the same issue with caffeine, i just avoid it.
>heart hurts, eat relatively healthy
>go to cardiologist a couple times
>you're fine bro here's the bill btw
>mfw now anytime i ache or am in pain
never go to the doctor unless i'm 100% sure something is wrong but it just ends up being another waste of money. nothing ever happens.

>>21409440
kek

>>21411467
The cool part was the cardiologist basically tricked me into doing additional testing to get money.
>hey there was an unspecified T-Wave abnormality on your ECG. I want an echo, a stress test, and a 2 week holter monitor done.
>complete tests
>follow up
>ok all your tests were normal no arrhythmia or ischemia
>oh, what about the t wave abnormality?
>oh it's unspecified so basically a meaningless reading. ok have a nice day.