Goddamn but mall teriyaki is just the best, isn’t it?

>>21405543 (OP)
looks like someone shat on rice

I live in washington state so there's more teriyaki restaurants than McDonalds locations. Is that really what passes for teriyaki in some places?

>>21405576
looks better than yours. seattle-style teriyaki is trash

>>21405588
nice double dubs but youd be retarded to think OPs looks worse than that, OPs is just boiled chicken thigh covered in sugar slop.

>>21405599
>youd be retarded to think OPs looks better*

>>21405599
>boiled chicken thigh covered in sugar slop
Happy Teriyaki #3 in Lacey, WA

>Going to a mall post 2001

Haha. I jest a little but not much. I only go to a mall every other year or so around Christmas just to walk around. What else is there to do? I don't buy shit there. It's not the 80s anymore.

If I need clothes I order online or go to Costco. If I need anything really I go to Costco. Food... supplies... whatever. Who the fuck goes to a mall #1 and then #2 eats?

>>21405602
>pulling pics from random joints to try and prove OPs slop is somehow more worth eating
your pic still looks better than OP

>>21405608
No, it looks pretty much the same. Seattle teriyaki just isn't all that. Cope and seethe

>>21405611
better than cOPe's

>>21405576
It's like Taco Bell. When I want mall teriyaki, I get mall teriyaki. If I want something else, I go elsewhere.

>>21405632
fair

>>21405543 (OP)
I'm gunna order my Sunday takeout again...
>General Tso's chicken with fried rice
>Egg roll
And I'm gunna use chopsticks. Because It's fun.

This kind of dish is so easy to make at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HFDW0x10-Q&t=46s
kinda followed his ingredient list (substituted squeezed tangerine juice over oranges) and a splash of dashi and it came out pretty good

>>21405683
cept didn't use butter or too much sesame oil, the rendered chicken fat as sufficient enough

I like mine the best. I get a rib roast cheap during Christmas and freeze it. let it sit out for an hour or two, slice it really thin and use this recipe to marinade it. Steam some veggies and rice to make a bowl and I’m all set.
https://cjeatsrecipes.com/beef-bulgogi/#comments

>>21405543 (OP)
For me its general tsos and shitty mall lo mein

>>21405706
that looks like hell

>>21405543 (OP)
Anon, I’m scared for you, think hard: was it advertised as ‘teriyaki’, or ‘teriyaki chicken’?

If it’s the former… I have some bad news.

>>21405743
Teriyaki chicken is redundant.

I drive to Mill Creek and get my teriyaki from the guy who created the shit, Toshi. Guy is still in there cooking up chicken. There are many many teriyaki places in western WA but I go with the original.

>>21405763
eastern washington>...>anal rape>youtube ads>western washington.

>>21405749
...no dumbfuck. teriyaki is a grilling technique and sauce.
>teriyaki chicken
>teriyaki salmon
>teriyaki pork
>teriyaki tofu
>teriyaki your mom

>>21405769
theres zero good teriyaki in spokane (teriyaki spice is just ok, kays is just slop), original j's in wenatchee and new york teriyaki in yakima are the only decently good joints over the mountains.

>>21405749
>fell for the marketing that legally lets them feed you cat

>>21405769
cope, seethe, etc etc

what's the deal with american japanese food? the last time I was at a mall food court I saw a japanese place and thought they would have something like yakitori or gyudon, but the menu was just 4 different kinds of teriyaki plus california rolls. I ended up getting sbarro.

>>21405784
>going to spokanistan

>"dude let's go check out eastern washington!"
>"I know, how about we go to the place that's the worst parts of seattle mixed with the worst parts of boise!"

>>21405795
>yakitori or gyudon
why the fuck would you think that you’d find either of those at a food court? lmao

>>21405784
Why would you go to spokane for any reason?

>>21405808
i live in north idaho and i go there to get exotic ingredients like jalapenos and gochugaru paste

>>21405814
>i live in north idaho
if you can call that living, I guess

>>21405814
I do too. You can find that very easily. My local rosauers has all that.

>>21405819
nearest rosauers is just as far as going to best asian market so i just go there so i can get giant buckets of sesame oil and freaky canned fish products

>>21405795
American mall teriyaki is an approximation of PNW teriyaki which is a fusion of Mexican style chicken grilling with Korean sauce assembled to vaguely resemble a japanese dish. The majority of american sushi restaurants have also historically been owned by Koreans

>>21405787
I thought cat was used for beef and broccoli

>>21405543 (OP)
I see your mall teriyaki and raise you with shopping center Hawaiian BBQ.

>>21405883
>American mall teriyaki is an approximation of PNW teriyaki
false as fuck. the PNW is culturally irrelevant

>>21405888
lot of hawaiian places by me but they're all retardedly expensive so I don't go to them because all the food is very cheap to make. i'm talking like $18 for loco moco. I can make probably 6-8+ plates of loco moco for that price.

>>21405931
Yeah, I can see that happening. Where I am they're no more expensive than any other place because everything's fucking inflated, but I also tend to get the short ribs. Loco moco, whether home or restaurant, is an amazing thing. May be the perfect hangover food.

>>21405888
>>21405931
>>21405940
I have one Hawaiian place near me and yeah it's expensive, meat entree + mac salad and white rice was almost $20. Since pasta and rice are still cheap I'm guessing they make bank. Tasty, haven't tried the loco moco yet.

>>21405946
>he hasn't tried their moco loco yet
...why are you even still here?

>>21405802
it's cheap slop that would appeal to american tastes and based on my japanese animes seems to be popular in japan.

>>21405919
good the PNW is full anyways

>>21405919
twin peaks

>>21406237
you're mom didn't have twin peaks. hence you were malnourished as a baby and developmentally challenged during your formative years. around puberty you were fairly average though...so it all worked out for you...you fuckin' normie

>>21405576
>burnt to hell to mask low quality

Another reason to never visit that hell hole of a state.

>>21405543 (OP)
it doesn't shake a tit to bourbon chicken but it's still good

>>21405769
Okay sure, as long as you're happy staying over there.

>>21405931
Never had loco moco, is the gravy just generic brown gravy or do they add some soy/teriyaki to it or something? I've made lazy man's musubi at home by just frying up diced spam coated with equal parts soy sauce/oyster sauce/sugar and serving over rice with furikake.

>>21406545
the one's I've made based on recipes online are generic brown gravy from the drippings from the patty. modify if you want if that's too basic for you. soy sauce adds a nice layer of depth to it

>>21405808
There's literally nothing else in eastern WA. What, you gonna go to Cheney?

>>21405543 (OP)
it can be, but your's looks like shit

>>21406511
the fuck kind of schizo post is this

>>21405588
you just blow in from stupid town?

>>21405706
hell that looks good

>>21406601
>your’s
Your remedial English class awaits.

>>21405543 (OP)
The best way to do teriyaki is to move the breast, splay the chicken, marinade the carcass and barbecue it. Terikaki literally means barbecue.
no lean meat, no shish, no wok, you barbeque it. And this costs less not more.

You get a terikaki pack its a quarter of steamed rice, half a chicken sans breast, half a sliced onion, seasoning powder. It's cheap as fuck. all the undersized birds get terikaki'd

The breast is for yakitori, which you get from the same place. It's some dude with a fold up barbeque, some onions, he doesn't even make the rice the rice lady brings it for all the other vendors.

>>21405576
Overcooked slop mmmm

>>21405607
I go to malls to stare at girls

>>21407091
Hey, don't we all? The Starbucks near me has lots of quality girlmeat as well as desserts masquerading as coffee

>>21405543 (OP)
No. The only time I've ever been sick from takeout food was Chinese food from a mall.

>>21407147
Dude... she looks over 14. Wtf

>>21405543 (OP)
probably not the best, but I haven't had better
>>21405599
mall teriyaki is fried right in front of you by Mexicans. way to out yourself as a total shut-in.

>>21406565
Pullman, tri cities, leavenworth, walla walla, the myriad of vineyards, lake towns, etc. Spokanistan is just parking lots, strip malls, and crime--imagine having to lock the doors to your house or car lol.

>>21407486
And?

>>21407527
>mall teriyaki is fried right in front of you by Mexicans. way to out yourself as a total shut-in.
OPs pic isnt fried thats straight out of the trough

>>21407534
It's just... bleecchh. Just not a geriatric fetishist. You do you I guess. Sometimes I forget I'm on 4ch.

>>21407557
>Just not a geriatric fetishist.
top kek

>>21405543 (OP)
>Goddamn but mall teriyaki is just the best, isn’t it?
said no one, ever

Isn't actually char-broiled or hibachi cooked steak or chicken teritaki going to be better, of course it is!