How can I enjoy pickled jalapenos without it destroying my stomach and asshole? It's not even that spicy

>>21406801 (OP)
Well anon, it's either too spicy or it's not

>>21406801 (OP)
You probably need like 3 tampons in your vagina.

>>21406816
Does it absorb the capsaicin before it enters my rectum?

>>21406801 (OP)
I fixed my stomach and a bunch of other issues with low carb. Now I can eat highly spicy stuff with no issues.

>>21406801 (OP)
>milk bidet

if it's a consistent thing i have no idea
otherwise eat it consistently so your body doesn't reject foreign food

>>21406841
how many spicy poops do I have to take for my body to get used to it?

>>21406801 (OP)
I eat way hotter fresh chillis all the time and have no issue, every time I eat these guys I get horrible intermittent lava shits the next morning that fucks up my schedule. Is it the fact that they’re pickled that creates this phenomenon? I must reiterate I’m very tolerant to capsaicin and have no history of IBS.

>>21406801 (OP)
>>21406965
Just accept it and move on, I have the same problem and never figured out any solution

>>21406837
This anon is living in the year 3000

>>21406801 (OP)
I agree, jalapenos make me shit fire, any other hot sauce rarely does, so there must be something to it

>>21406830
elaborate

Just take the seeds out before pickling. SIMPLE AS.

>>21407032
seeds arent spicy, you are retarded

>>21406801 (OP)
Eat some bread after or something fiberous/carb heavy.

>>21406965
It is weird, I can also eat habanero/chili and have no problems but jalapeno can cause indigestion even though it isn't as spicy in the mouth. Doesn't matter if they're pickled or not. If I have them every day it's better though. There's definitely more than capsaicin at work here.

you need to chew them

your gut may be leaky and inflamed
try avoid eating gluten for a month and follow fodmap diet

>>21407045
NTA but those very fibrous centers and seeds are sometimes indigestible. It also irritates the lining in your small intestine that forces extra water to enter to flow that irritant out faster. The spicyness isn't the issue, its the cause of the diarrhea.

>>21406801 (OP)
maybe your diet is just crappy to begin with and the jalapenos aren't helping

>>21408232
I have diverticulitis and even tomato seeds will irritate my gut(a lot less these days it seems while still enjoying them when in season). also I started avoiding pickled peppers with Yellow #5 15 years ago because seeds or not, that shit always fucked me up. dad grew hot peppers and pickled them and neither fresh or homemade, neither ever hit me later on, but burned like hell going down and got dessert early to cool it down and even then kept burning.

>>21407015
>Behold! the culmination of 975 years of painstaking research and development

>>21406801 (OP)
Goes great in meat sauce

>How can I enjoy poisonous food without my digestive system reacting to it?

idk

>>21408834
Dickhead post

>>21406801 (OP)
Shittin hot poos and piss is part of the experience and it's good for you

>>21406801 (OP)
you must condition yourself by eating spicy food regularly. I eat 6+ of these every day and have no digestive issues. They can taste a bit gross after you eat too many though.

>>21406955
I've eaten spicy food since I could walk and I never got over spicy shits. In my 30 years of painful anal torment, the only thing that has ever helped is to take a soluble fiber supplement after the meal (which helps immensely). 1 tsp for a regular spicy meal. 2 tsp for a very spicy meal.

>>21406801 (OP)
> destroying my stomach and asshole?

Your problem is having too thin of a mucus lining in your stomach and bowels.

Eat a jar of Vaseline before eating spicy foods… your next shit might come out at lightning speed, but it won’t burn your asshole on the way out…

>>21408230
it's amazing you can form words with such a low IQ, I'm proud of you anon, keep up the good progress!

>>21409606