Thread 21407016

They say it's the same Heinz 57 ketchup I know and love, but it just hits different. Built for big beautiful breakfasts.

>>21407016 (OP)
What the fuck is this? I saw an ad for it yesterday and what? Ketchup is ketchup

>>21407016 (OP)
I'm concerned about the photograph on the bottle. Is Heinz trying to suggest putting ketchup on eggs to be sane and normal behavior?

>>21407016 (OP)
>ketchup is ketchup
There in lies the problem. Ketchup has become routine, people have forgotten the pizazz of America's #1 condiment. It's not just for burgers, fries, and steaks, it's S-tier on all your favorite breakfast items.

Try Heinz Breakfast Ketchup. It will be like you're a virgin, touched for the very first time.

>>21407028
I like ketchup with fried eggs it makes the egg whites more palatable for me.

>>21407065
wtf

>>21407065
scrambled eggs + Mac n Cheese + hotdog slices + ketchup = god mode

>>21407018
Well, not exactly.

>>21407016 (OP)
How did they get the ketchup to come up in such a thin and delicate line? I fear they used either lunch or dinner ketchup.

>>21407066
>pretending he’s never seen or eaten eggs with ketchup before
You sound retarded, europoor

>>21408165
That's pretty sus. The whole point of breakfast ketchup is that it comes in a stylish glass bottle like maple syrup. I don't see how you could possibly get it to come out in neat thin lines.

>>21407018
>>21407016 (OP)
Well yes ketchup is ketchup. I dont put it on my eggs though usually unless its an egg sandwich. Best to use a bit of salsa or just hot sauce for me.

>>21408209
Why put ketchup on your egg sandwich when you could add honey instead?

>>21408216
>Why put ketchup on your egg sandwich when you could add honey instead

>>21408216
I usually dont, only if I do put cheese on it. Otherwise I add jam and either put the egg on top and eat it like a slice of pizza.

>>21407028
>putting ketchup on eggs to be sane and normal behavior?
Haha yeah, only a crazy person would do that...

Unpopular opinion: Ketchup really is amazing. A perfect sauce that can't be improved upon in anyway.

I was eating some waffle fries last night, drenched in ketchup, and thinking to myself how glorious it is to be born an American in the 21st century. People have been around for millions of years, but never got to experience ketchup before. What a time to be alive.

>>21407016 (OP)
HP is the only true breakfast sauce.
They know wait they’re doing in the Netherlands.

>>21409348
mmmm distilled vinegar, corn syrup, and concentrated fruit juice

>>21407018
It probably has extra sugar to simulate US cereal

>>21407039
This used to be my playground
This used to be a fuck jannies
This used to be the place we ran to
Whenever I was hungry
Henlo, fren
Why did it have to end?
AND WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SAY

>>21407016 (OP)
Heinz used to taste more earthy to me, but now it tastes too sweet.

>>21407016 (OP)
I don't eat Chinese food, also the original ketchup was made from mushrooms, I'd try that.

>>21407028
sometimes eating like a trailer park plebian is nice.
acting like you're too good for it is embarrassing

>>21407016 (OP)
Heinz was made for Big Beautiful Weiners