Americans invented carbonara

Americans also invented pizza, french fries, hamburgers, sausages, and beer
They didn't invent wine but may as well have because they put eurofag wine to shame every time they're compared

>>21407638 (OP)
It's more like carbonara came about as a result of Romans using American post-war rations of eggs and bacon to produce a pasta dish.
>>21407642
We popularized pizza, turned the hamburger into a sandwich, obviously did not invent sausage lol, and perfected beer

>>21407649
>It's more like carbonara came about as a result of Romans using American post-war rations of eggs and bacon to produce a pasta dish.
the first carbonara recipe is from chicago

>>21407649
This anon gets it
>But-but your beer tastes bad!
Try something that isn't a lite beer.

Ouch, this is a massively gay thread. Imagine feeling some reflected glory off of half truths that have nothing to do with you as a person. It's so pathetic that's it's almost painful. Grim as fuck. I can't imagine what these 'people's lives must be in for this to be a thing.

>>21407652
What yuropoors truly fear is the ability to choose for themselves.

>>21407651
But it was mentioned prior to that only in Italy, even if the recipe was not given it was still mentioned.

>>21407656
americans invented cheese too btw

>>21407656
lol you are sure mad as fuck that the US invented all the good food and prior to America colonizing you, you used to eat eels

>>21407670
Eel is pretty good though

>>21407638 (OP)
Americans invented spaghetti as we know it (with meat sauce) as italians always viewed it as too hearty and incompatible with noodles, until an American chef came up with it and wrote "Italian cooking for the American Kitchen" in the early 1900's.

>>21407638 (OP)
>Americans invented carbonara
>Americans also invented pizza, french fries, hamburgers, sausages, and beer
>americans invented cheese too btw
> you are sure mad as fuck that the US invented all the good food

It's true . . . .prior to 1776 the rest of the world only ate grass and mud-cakes.


This is how deluded we are.

>>21407665
>>21407670
Hmm, I understand that you think I'm """mad""" and that's lovely for you. That's because you don't have the intellect to differentiate between anger and disdain with a helping of pity. You're also too lowbrow to cogitate why your gay posts elicited those particular 'emotions'. It's like responding to a couple of effeminate mannequins.

>>21407691
>It's true . . . .prior to 1776 the rest of the world only ate grass and mud-cakes.
Um, wheat and oats are grasses, and Haitians didn't start making mud-cakes until the 20th century.

>>21407691
That's unironically true though. Everyone knows that in 1776 George Washington stood up and said "let them eat cake", thus inventing cake as the first food, which is why we use it in celebrations to this day. Benjamin Franklin then used crazy science magic to invent everything else. Thomas Jefferson invented wine and Sam Addams beer. Thus is America's progeny.

>>21407687
based
>>21407691
the first carbonara recipe is from chicago

>>21407692
>>21407709
you eat beans on toast and cold eels

>>21407718
No I don't, I'm an American not some Britpoor. I eat the foods the Founding Fathers invented like BBQ and clam chowder.

>>21407709
No, he said "let them eat bbc" and thus a great tradition was born.

>>21407720
bbc posters are all yuropean though

>>21407721
They're Israeli.

>>21407721
Uh huh uh huh, I thought it was usually da jooz? Funny how the place remains the same, but the influence isn't ever from that place... Whatever helps you sleep at night (probably a lengthy goon session over bbc and cuck porn)

>>21407723
israel is in yurop
>>21407725
you eat beans on toast and cold eels. you yuros are obsessed with black dicks for some reason

>>21407727
>israel is in yurop
lol

>>21407727
>Y-y-you... b-b-beans on t-toast
>c-cold e-e-eels
>n-no y-you b-b-black c-c-cock
How pitiful.

>>21407731
they are part of yurovision
>>21407736
those are all factual statements about you

>>21407738
>they are part of yurovision
If I eat a taco on Wednesday, does that mean it's actually Tuesday?

>>21407742
israel and turkey are both in yurop. you eat beans on toast

>>21407638 (OP)
that’s why it fucking sucks and is the worst pasta dish of all time

>>21407744
Look at this banal and vapid response from an absolute mongoloid. She's probably dribbling whilst chopstick typing. It's almost disturbing.

>>21407744
I'm American. post food processor + outlet

>>21407649
oh yes perfected, and thats why you cant find it anywhere but the US bar a couple shite brands like coors/bud

>>21407746
>>21407751
literally no yuro food is any good. you eat snails and sheeps lungs. it's why you love indian food so much
>>21407753
no you aren't.

>>21407755
that's more because beer doesn't really travel well. in the US most beer has to be brewed and bottled locally

>>21407642
Do you really believe all this

>>21407758
see
>>21407763
post food processor + outlet

>>21407649
>It's more like carbonara came about as a result of Romans using American post-war rations of eggs and bacon to produce a pasta dish.
lol wtf? Do Americans really believe this?

>>21407800
There's no evidence of existing before 1946.

>>21407800
the oldest recipe is from chicago in 1952

>>21407809
There are references to people eating it in Italy in 1946, but the earliest surviving written recipe is from Chicago in 1952.

>>21407800
That's unironically where it came from. There were similar dishes local to Rome before then but literally not a single record of carbonara until after WWII.

>>21407687
That's just a bastardised Bolognese that got mutted up by Sicilians turning into Napolitina with extra meat (i.e a "wrong" tomato based Bolognese)

>>21407821
so Americans invented italian pasta

>>21407800
They even named it after the GI's skin colour

>>21407831
you mean the skin color of the whitest italian?

>>21407830
No, those two things were relatively popular (and eaten with pasta) in Italy long before mutts laid claim to them. I don't think chucking a bunch of sausage meat and meatballs into a Neapolitan can really count as "inventing" the original dish.

Though the bastardisation of Bolognese especially can't really be blamed on Americans (I think that's actually a bongolian sin - they make it extremely tomato heavy, use no carrot or celery and use red wine and sometimes even oregano; that might come across as autistic hair splitting but the actual proper recipe with milk and white wine and no herbs except bay leaf is much tastier)

>>21407837
Italians may be Jews, but I believe that would still be paler than literally coal black

>>21407845
nah, that would be the whitest italian
>>21407841
before the US you fags ate snails, beans on toast and cold eels

>>21407692
this is one of the funniest intros to a post ever

>>21408157
nice samefag, mad boi

>>21407806
>>21407809
>>21407817
>>21407817
kek

>>21408538
please show recipe from before 1952

>>21408546
NTA
But you Americans have a serious problem with your "everything was invented in America" delusions.
In Italy, very little was written down, it was passed down from mother to daughter as it was such a simple dish. The name my be recent but the dish is as old as the hills.

Americans do this 'Invented by immigrants' thing all the time and it gets a bit tiresome.

>>21408626
not my fault yuros are illiterate. America invented carbonara

>>21408546
Please show clitty, twink?

>>21408636
you are one angry homosexual

>>21407638 (OP)
Doesn’t surprise me.
Bland carb shit.
These are the same people who put ketchup on spaghetti.

>>21408626
Listen, it's American.
What does carbonaro mean? Coalburner.

Who are the nation of coalburners? America. It's the same with the mudshark tagliatelle

>>21408649
It was Americans naming it after yurop

>>21408632
>America invented carbonara
Of course they did . . .hope it makes you feel better.

Immigrants to America also invented:
>pizza
>hamburgers
>hotdogs
>tacos
>chinese food
>sandwiches
>mac and cheese
>apple pie
>etc. etc. etc.

Did you numbskulls ever stop to think that the immigrants ate this stuff in their home countries before coming to America?

No.
I didn't think so.

>>21408659
they came here because they didn't have food in yurop

>>21408664
saddest cope I have ever seen.

>>21408667
muh potato famine

>>21408659
You hate immigents. Suddenly these immigents were murican because they supposedly invented new recipes and there you are waving the flag, tears in your eyes, taking glory for things that have fuck all to do with you. Strange.

Americans really believe they invented everything short of air.

>>21407642
>every time they're compared
You mean once, 50 years ago?

>>21407670
>Roasted eel Europe :/
>Roasted eel Japan :D

Beans on bread England :/
Beans on bread Mexico :D

>>21408546
Why? Even if it never existed until 1952 there's no evidence that it was created from "American egg and bacon rations". Carbonara is not an outlier in Italian cuisine and egg-based sauces already existed. You're like Alton Brown claiming that Koreans got their fried chicken fad from black American soldiers in the Korean War with no proof whatsoever.

>>21408986
I like dabbing on yuros more than I hate immigrants.
>>21409101
muh jellies eels
>>21409104
hates beans no matter what

>>21409538
the first recipe is from 1952 chicago. Americans invented it and brought it to italy

When eggs are rationed from the US, they are powdered eggs, which are notoriously bad tasting.

wait, that's called carbonara??

>>21407651
>Earlier even than the invention of traditional carbonara in chicago, roman immigrants fleeing emperor nero's reign brought carbonara style dishes to the fledgling italian settlement of coldwater michigan

>>21409858
didn't nero die way before the US was founded? by like nearly 2 thousand years

>>21407642
>beer didn't exist before 'murrica

>>21407638 (OP)
>heemeerickens eenveentid ceerberneera

Op invented being gay.

Americans created the modern world and all the benefits that come with it.

Though I have never believed that someone "created" a food. No one creates a food. It's just here in some shape or form. If one were to discover a new continent with new animals and fruits/vegetables to eat, I could say that's new but not created.

So really, Americans just used their vast intelligence to put things together that few have done before and the world ran with it.

>>21409797
What does that have to do with:
> Romans using American post-war rations of eggs and bacon to produce a pasta dish.
?

>>21411225
It doesn’t.
It’s an urban myth.

>>21411192
nah, that was yurop
>>21411182
you sure are mad as fuck that we invented carbonara

>>21411106
good beer didn't exist before America
>>21411202
based

>>21411225
>>21411234
Americans invented carbonara and taught it to starving eyetalians so the eyetalians wouldn't starve. we even named it after the skin color of the eyetalians

>>21407656
>I can't imagine what these 'people's lives must be in
certainly not the depths of unintelligble thirdie babble that you inhabit