foods for carcinogen maxing?

my mothers cooking.

Eat nothing but hot dogs

I like mixing charcoal briquettes, glass dust, yellowcake, and aspartame into margarine and spreading that onto some drywall with asbestos-lined paint

- Anything grilled
- Anything burned
- Fry food in reused oil -- sneed oils preferred
- The cheapest microwave popcorn you can find
- Food alternatives (margarine, vegan slop with misspellings of what they're "imitating" [e.g. "Chik'n"])
- Smoked foods
- Barbecued foods
- Processed meats
- Deep-fried foods that are starchy -- make sure to overcook them for extra acrylamide
- Instant noodles (or instant anything)
- Burnt toast
- Burnt coffee
And remember to ALWAYS reuse oil. Don't throw out that cancer-ridden tasty-juice!