give us a better spread.
>expert mode.
you can't.

Can someone define the word "spread" for me?
I'm looking at the picture and I'm thinking I might be ESL.

>>21408708
steak and eggs. corned beef hash. lox, cream cheese, elderberry jam, and bagels. cold cuts. mushrooms and tomato.

looks like AI

>>21408705 (OP)
Ai dish that nobody has actually ever eaten.

needs more Sage.

>>21408705 (OP)

Easy:
>Sour dough bread, lightly toasted.
>Irish butter
>Bovril
>Breakfast tea.

>>21408712
>two helpings of mushrooms
substitute one helping for meatballs and marrow. yogurt and apples. steak for lamb. bagels for rye bread. missing honey. shellfish where?

>>21408720
>tea
missing tobacco and hemp. tea is a solid addition.

>>21408705 (OP)
pickles and mustard.

>>21408705 (OP)
it's just a weird cleaning-out-the-fridge assortment of items, not a "spread" anon.
No one is going to lay unsplit, untoasted bagels on a tray of meat. No one wants jam or jellies with this mess either. Anyone wants that corn beef, not browned and crispy edged? Nope. Ham, not griddled, nope. Tomato not broiled open faced, nah. Lox and cream cheese, but no red onion, dill/chives or capers with it? No.

>>21408705 (OP)
AI slop.

>>21408731
>Lox and cream cheese, but no red onion, dill/chives or capers with it? No.
pain

>>21408731
You do realise that it's fake AI anon?

There is no such thing as a full Nordic breakfast.

for those who are wondering.
>we are designing the scandanavian full english. what does it contain. what does it ignore?

>>21408737
>full Nordic breakfast.
>pretend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kilburndgd8

>>21408705 (OP)
mustard, pickle, tobacco, hemp, meatballs and marrow, chives. yogurt and apples. rye. shellfish.

>>21408762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFRdZCcGsgc

>>21408708
Off the top of my head, "a variety of foods laid out", or a smorgasbord. According to Wiktionary, by the closest definition I see:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spread#Noun
>7. A large meal, especially one laid out on a table.

>>21408739
Ok, if that's the point of the AI...I think the corned beef and bagel need to go. It'd be more likely a whole grain bread, a moist bread like lefser for being homemade, or a barley brown bread, and yes, toasted for use with butter and a good fruit spread.
There's going to be crispbreads for assembling an open faced sandwich to go with your coffee, so, asst salumi and cold cuts, sliced cheese like gouda, and preserved fish like salmon, but there will be hard boiled eggs and marinated toppings. I've seen curried and dilled marinated toppings at hotel spreads too. Any sausage will have reindeer or lamb in the blend. The famous icelandic hotdog is part-lamb.

Scandinavia has good pastries, and crepe-like pancakes.

>>21408766
>lamb and marrow. mustard and pickles. honey and shellfish. pesto and heirloom tomatoes.
hot honey spicy vodka. mutz. basil. cutlets of various forms. existence is bread. hello yeast. alive.

>>21408771
>corned beef and bagel need to go
yogurt and lamb. butter and eggs. fruit spread. alive. coffee becomes the teeth. salum. marmalade. dilled vinegar. venison blast. fellow aryan.

celery and dill, tuna, lemon, coriander. toasted sourdough.

it's alive.

>>21408705 (OP)
We need a new report category for AI slop OPs. Also kys.

Is there a country with a full breakfast that incorporates leafy greens or even greens?

What does AI think a Full Breakfast is in your country?

>>21408708
>I'm looking at the picture and I'm thinking I might be ESL.
You are

>>21408705 (OP)
bagel? is that authentic?

>>21408719
alluding to sage breaks the fucking rules

>>21408705 (OP)
i think goatse can help with the spread. as for the food, there's not much plant here. put a red apple on it, swap salmon for some colby jack and cheddar, add butter on the side for the bagels, and drop tomato entirely. why the hell is there just a chunk of random tomato there?

>>21408705 (OP)
That's not a Nordic breakfast.