Thread 21408717

one has to go!

>>21408717 (OP)
wings and ribs can both get to fuck

>>21408725
>wings and ribs can both
agreed. There are alternatives that will fulfill the same mood of hot crispy skin, or smoky and luscious fall off the bone.

>>21408717 (OP)
go where? :(

why can't they come back? :(

is this ai? :(

when how the time to do the yeah because? :(

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs are a stupid npc meme. They do not offer anything that can't be found in other parts of the pig.

Ribs can fuck off honestly.

>>21408717 (OP)
ribs can go, too much bone not enough meat

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings. That was easy.

Passed a beef bus the other day, one of the cows looked directly at me and gave me that puppy eyed look, like it knew it was heading to the slaughter, I can still envision it which is weird, so for me its the steak, fuck chickens though, they will remain forever on my meat list.

Ribs easily. Don't care for them

>>21408717 (OP)
Never even had ribs before but I'll go with wings. Thighs and drums are much better.

>>21408717 (OP)
wings easily. thighs are an order of magnitude better

>>21408717 (OP)
they can all go because you can't eat ai generated food

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs... Wings are a better hands on experience.

Riblets in this thread don't know to cut the meat off the bone before eating. Just gnawing on bones like dogs. For shame. Wings can go. They're just a pain all around and they don't even taste that great.

>>21408840
>Never even had ribs before
my condolences

Off ya fuck, steak.

>>21408717 (OP)
It's between steak or ribs and I'm honestly leaning ribs. Hear me out. Burgers are always going to hit. And no matter what, you will ALWAYS be in the mood for a good burger. Same thing with wings. Also, it's EXTREMELY HARD to fuck up a burger or wings. So that leaves us with steak and ribs. For me, I don't have ribs often enough to care if they go...but good ribs are HARD to fucking beat. This same exact thing can be said for steak although, I probably have steak way more than ribs. So it's between steak and ribs, but I'm probably leaning ribs.

>>21408884
Most restaurants cannot fuck up a burger or wings but 9/10 will most definitively fuck up the ribs or steak I find, which is why I stop ordering those 2, In your opinion, it sounds like you are leaning towards the ribs more and I can't blame ya.

>>21408884
>>21408898
Actually, what if you get rid of burgers? What's stopping you from running the steak through the mincer, forming the patty, cooking it and placing it on a bun? In this scenario, will the burger disappear once assembled? What if it's an incomplete burger, like one without the top bun? Is it still a burger/will it still magically disappear? How about instead of patties, I form the mince in sausage shapes and eat them with all the burger fixings but I'm s flour tortilla instead of a bun? Will that be affected? What about reshem beef IE Pakistani "burgers" eaten between pav or in naan? Are they affected by the burger ban?
This is why these threads are fucking stupid. Nobody ever puts enough thought into the premise.

>>21408717 (OP)
Burgers, they are always so meh.

>>21408717 (OP)
I keep all of them

>>21408907
And they're the only human creation type thing. The other three are primal and simple. Rustic. Basic. Essential. Burger is the correct answer.

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings. Easy...

Disgusting fucking slop you were psyoped into liking because muh flavors.

>>21408930
Brave. Stunning.

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings are out

Wings, easily
You could just coat a chicken breast/thigh in the same batter and the same sauce and have "wings" that aren't actually wings

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings, obviously. Thighs and bone in breasts are way better.
>>21408787
>>21408840
>>21408849
>>21408971
>>21408980
>>21408982
Based knowers. Wings are supposed to be cheap shit but theyre massively overpriced in grocery stores and especially at bars and restaurants.
>>21408898
Most restaurants ive been to have consistently fucked up wings. People dont know how to cook them without them turning out gummy. I havent bought wings in years from a restaurant.

>>21408991
You don't know how to cook wings you massive shitbrick. You're too cheap to buy them anyway. What a fucking weird cope. Pathetic

>>21408717 (OP)
I love ribs but I only eat them like 5 times a year or so, the decision is clear

wings F tier
Ribs S tier

>>21408717 (OP)
With wings you burn more calories getting the meat off the bone than you get from eating, so you might starve

I'd say Ribs but they are still economical by volume vs Wings which have become highway robbery. I'd like to make ribs sometime from a non factory raised pig I'm sure the taste would be miles better than the washed out taste of factory pork.

>>21408774
Uhhh rib bones duh are you stupid?

>>21408717 (OP)
cheap steak is shit and I'm not buying expensive steak.

>>21408994
Ive bought and smoked/baked wings before and its not that hard to do. Its just not worth it because theres not that much meat on them.
Again, thighs are superior. But you wouldnt know that, being the cooklet that you are.

>>21408717 (OP)
Steak lol.

You guys are weirdos. Ribs are better than wings. The snapping scrunchy texture when you bite into them...

>>21408717 (OP)
Steak. Total meme.

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs, no hesitation

>>21408717 (OP)
Any sufficiently fatty steak cut can be transformed into a burger mechanically (grinding) or by hand (freezer for 10 min, then fine dice with a knife). If it's just the form factor, the buns with tomato, lettuce, and cheese, then there's 100 better ways to eat it, in grilled sourdough, wrapped in persian flatbread, dressed up like a crunchwrap supreme, it's endless. Or loko moco, etc.

You could post a picture with ten other items and I'm fairly certain I'd stick pick ribs.

steak, eat it only a couple of times a year anyways

>>21408717 (OP)
Non-white people

>>21408717 (OP)
steak too expensive for what is very mid

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings. I actually like ribs

>>21408866
You suck

>duhhh hey BRO I'll have those back ribs okay
>umm but can you cut them in half
>because I evidently don't own a single knife lool
fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU cut your own fuckign ribs you shithead FUCK

>>21408796
gayest post of the week, and it's only Tuesday

>>21408717 (OP)
I choose ai pics.

>>21409228
>heh, if you eliminate burger i can still make burger with burger...
brilliant

>>21408717 (OP)
Goodbye ribs… :(

>>21408864
Is that how you're supposed to eat a rib? I want to a BBQ house one time and they had large paper towel dispensers for every table due to people eating ribs with their hands.

>>21408717 (OP)
Steak. Unlike the other three it doesn't do anything special, it's just a hunk of meat. You can get basically the same experience by making a beef roast and carving it into two-inch slices. Eliminating steak will also generate the most seethe because it's the fedora of food.

wings are a scam

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs, because those pictured are pork, and I'm not an infidel.

>>21410043
Yes, this was covered before that post in >>21408904

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings easy
It's the only one I don't eat anyway

>>21408717 (OP)
Sad to see wings go forever, but it had to be done.

>>21408725
Truth. Boneless wings and McRib are far superior to the originals anyway

Ribs, I love them but I simply eat them the least and they take the most effort to make and are generally not as easy to get ready ro go either

>>21408971
This nigga hating’ flavors

>>21410359
checkmate athiests

>>21408717 (OP)
Steak, easy. Never liked it. It's a texture thing

>>21410359
Mmm, this is a hard one, but I'd probably pick Tacos over Syphillis

>>21408717 (OP)
Burgers, just to piss off 'muricans and to improve the overall health of the planet the most.

>>21410359
Still burgers.
>and still for the same reasons.

>>21408717 (OP)
That burger looks so unappetizing I almost said burgers. Wings can go though. They're stupid. Too much of a mess with all the sauce or bland without, unless it's breaded and well seasoned but then it's still nothing special enough to keep around.

>>21410673
is the burger AI generated? it looks all wrong

>>21410790
I think they're all AI. The burger just looks especially bad.

>>21409176
WRONG

>>21408717 (OP)
Burger is big gay because there are things non-meat in there. Unless you smash the burger paperthin it all mushes together anyway.

>>21408717 (OP)
Easy
Steak, burger, and ribs

>>21408725
>wings and ribs can both get to fuck
This. They are both exercises in how much sauce/spic rub needs to be added so that eaters will be willing to spend half an hour picking around what is essentially 85% bone, skin, and/or cartilage.

>>21408717 (OP)
Why did you use AI generated images you piece of shit?

>>21408717 (OP)
burgers

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs

>>21408991
>Wings are supposed to be cheap shit but theyre massively overpriced in grocery stores and especially at bars and restaurants.
literally applies to ribs too btw

>get rid of ribs and wings
>fried chicken still exists
>burnt ends still exist
nothing is really lost

>>21408717 (OP)
Burgers. It's not like I can't make any other kind of sandwich that is functionally a burger without being one.

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings.

Steak can go, lamb is much better anyways

>>21408717 (OP)
ribs are basically just bones so yeah they can fuck off.

>>21408717 (OP)
wings fucking suck

>>21408717 (OP)
The ledger:

Wings 18
Ribs 16
Steak 10
Burgers 6

>>21410359
tacos no question

>>21408717 (OP)
wings easily. I like them but they don't hold a candle to the others and I eat them so rarely.

why are there so many rib haters? ribs are juicier and more tender than steak. is it cause i live in the middle of barbecue country?

>>21408717 (OP)
Burgers. Just get like a kebab or loco moco.

>>21411946
I don't get it either, must be people who have never had good ribs. also do people realize that by getting rid of ribs you're getting rib of pork and beef ribs, and several cuts of each. it's so much more variety than wings.

>>21411954
Burgers or the concept of burgers?

Amerifat burgers can disappear, but the concept of meat in bread is something else.

>>21408717 (OP)
got lucky at the food bank today, what does this stuff go on?

>>21408717 (OP)
only one? only steak is worth keeping from this image.

>>21411967
steak, burgers, wings, or ribs

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs

>>21411959
i should call her

>>21408717 (OP)
ribs adn wings can go, they are worthless.

>>21408717 (OP)
wings bgone

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs. Too much bones.

>>21408796
>>21410046
chickens are very cool though, and you can realistically have them as pets

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings can go. They won't be missed.

>>21408717 (OP)
I remember growing up and hearing that ribs are the best thing ever so that hyped me up to try it for the first time only to then get disappoined that it was mediocre.

>>21408717 (OP)
wings but it would still be pretty painful

>>21408717 (OP)
wings

>>21408717 (OP)
steak easily. Steak is the weakest link.

>>21408884
good ribs are incredibly easy to make yourself at home for cheap

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs. I had some really good ones recently, but still would take wings over them. Others are non negotiable

I'll pick 2.
Fuck wings and fuck ribs even more

I'll pick 4 because I am protein intolerant. I can only eat carbs and fats. My body doesn't produce proteases.
I wish they would sell pills like Lactaid but that were called Protaid for people like me.

>>21408717 (OP)
Steak.
I hate steakfags so much it is unreal. Wings and burgers are objectively worse than steak tho.

>>21416227
>Steak.
>I hate steakfags so much it is unreal.
So... you hate steakfags, and you hate steak as a result.
Are you mentally challenged?
If you said you hated steak because you disliked the taste/texture/appearance, I would understand that, but saying you hate steak, wings, and burgers, because you hate other people that eat those things... well, that sounds dumb as fuck and it makes me think you might be mentally retarded.

>>21416278
>t. steakfag

>>21408717 (OP)
>trying to get rid of burger while steaks exists.
/ck? really doesnt cook does it.

>>21408717 (OP)
The ledger:
Wing 23
Rib 19
Steak 12
Burger 8

>>21408717 (OP)
all has to go. eating meat is for FAGGOTS.

>>21411734
This. Wings are for subhumans

>>21416373
Okay Bryan

>>21416366
the question is unfairly tilted towards wings and ribs. steak, and especially burgers don't belong in the same tier. if you put burgers up against pizza, fried chicken and tacos for example, you'd have much more even results.

I think burgers should go, since unlike Premium A+++++ Wagyu steaks, there is no such thing as a burger that is more than 5% fat.

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings suck and are only relevant because conformist normoids force them to be, they can fuck off

>>21416373
based

>>21408866
you inhuman grub

>>21408717 (OP)
Ribs, easy. Just don't like them anywhere near as much as the others.

burgers
i can still make them with steak

>>21409989
try it not well done, karen

wings are so overrated i dont understand how they became popular enough for restaurants to only have them. theyre small, almost all bone and cartilage, a bunch of work for barely any food. if the best thing about themis the sauce or rub, then put it on breasts, or thighs, or even drumsticks. i mean come on. overpriced, overrated, shit.

>>21408717 (OP)
The bones.
I am not a fucking dog.

>>21408717 (OP)
I say burgers can fuck off.
>make ground beef a square patty instead and call it something else
I win, faggot nigger AI image, fUCK YOURSELF

>>21411483
wtf is this real?

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings. My second pick is ribs BUT delicious ribs are amazing whereas the star of wings is the sauce. I can just make some chicken fried chicken with a wing sauce instead if I wanted to enulate it.

>>21410049
barbecue is smoked to make it tender. Any actually good barbecue you just pull the ribs themselves out before eating cus it just slides right off.
Pardon the shitty vid, google is awful for anything barbecue related because of how muddied up the results get with grills and cookouts.

>>21410658
someone post the image about all the ingredients of burgers being healthy but them being unhealthy when put together

>>21418775
Overcooked slop

>>21416164
invent it with a doc and make millions on prescription and otc sales royalties

>>21418812
t. never had barbecue

>>21410368
Wait, you're not supposed to eat the bones in wings?

>>21408717 (OP)
I guess wings because I don't have wings

>>21408717 (OP)
Do wings include boneless wings, because if not then that pile of skin, bone, and gristle can get the fuck out.

>>21420181
>>21420178
>they don't eat the wings completely clean
Most people waste so much fucking food it's unreal.

>>21408717 (OP)
wings by a country mile.

>>21408717 (OP)
Wings. Send em to hell.

>>21408774
Looks like someone doesn't know about the magic that is beef ribs. But that is fine, the less people who like ribs the better it is for me - makes em cheaper. So spread your hate anon. I need cheaper ribs.

>>21408865
Shhh, I don't need more people buying ribs. They are already expensive enough as-is. Let them stay ignorant.

>>21408884
>it's EXTREMELY HARD to fuck up a burger
No, it's pretty damn easy, fast food has been fucking them up for the past 2 decades. And Hooters knows how to fuck up wings, that is why they are bankrupt.

In fact, most joints have mid to terrible burgers. I was actually flabbergasted when a diner I tried had a decent burger and I was like "holy shit, did I just have a real burger!" it's that fucking bad.

Even with the terrible grinds the butchers put out at supermarkets mog the shit you get at chains and fast food when you cook it yourself.

What chains and fast food can't really fuck up is fried stuff - they usually have that down. Fried chicken, fried shrimp, french fries, etc. I've made that stuff at home and honestly, most places are pretty good (when not being rendered useless by DEI) to great, rendering all the work at home pointless.

>>21408904
I would assume that when OP is putting forth the hypothetical here's 4, 1 goes, it would be a "cultural ban" where restaurants and fast food simply stop serving the item, and groceries stop shilling the supporting ingredients. So for burgers, burgers drop off the menu and grinds go away from the grocery.

But OP is stupid, because Salisbury steak is essentially a hamburger, yet is titled a steak. Easy workaround for the "hamburger" spot.

>>21410658
>ground beef, bread, and cheese are "unhealthy"

>>21420181
>not eating the skin and gristle
Do you need mommy to cut the crust off your PB&J too, faggot?

>>21420343
Salisbury steak is closer to meatloaf I thought

>>21420713
I don't take retarded opinions from garbage disposals.

>>21420343
nah, it's magic. If you try to construct the forsaken food, it catastrophically fails at the point where it would become complete. You can still use chicken wings for stock or even as just part of a chicken quarter, but as soon as you separate them out and fry them, toxic waste. You'll be like one of those anime girls that can only produce poison in the kitchen, but only for the specific food.

Burgers are too versatile so it stays
Steak stays because it's good and makes Vegans and vegetarians Seethe"
Ribs are so i can RP as fred flintstone
wings are shit and tendies are better

steak because it sucks. you chew and chew and chew some more and the only way to make it taste good is with bbq sauce. pointless food

>>21420733
Poor widdwe baby doesn't want da icky chicken skin :( mommy will make your chicken nuggies instead, sweetie

>>21420763
thanks mommy :)

>>21420716
>>21420343
You're both wrong. Salisbury steak is supposed to be mechanically tenderised shitsteak like top round or, goodness forbid, blade steak. You flour it, fry in butter or tallow, remove from the pan, add onion and mushroom, cook down, add additional flour to make a compound roux, add mushroom/beef stock, thicken into gravy and re-add the steaks.

>>21420743
So >>21408904's sausage shaped burgers in a tortilla are fair game? Cuz honestly that's pretty much how I make them these days lmao. I like that I can shove way more veg into it. I like veg

>>21408725
this. Both are over rated.

>>21408717 (OP)
ribs

>>21408717 (OP)
Burgers because I can still have a steak sandwich and get roughly the same niche satisfied

>>21408725
fpbp

>>21420196
Oh no I'm afraid if I wish for any other foods to be gotten rid of, than every body part that contains that food on earth will magically disappear. I'm not sure how OP's magic works tho.