Pic related, the most overrated food on the planet. Why is it muricans and bongs love it so much ? If it's so good, than why is eaten nowhere else in the world except maybe Canada ?
Every time I've tasted it's dry, too salty and fatty

This is now a bacon hate thread

>eaten nowhere else in the world except maybe Canada ?

Ah, you're retarded. My condolences.

>>21408970 (OP)
Seething about bacon is such a 2015 thing.
I can also assure you that any western Nation that eats a significant amount of pork likes bacon at least somewhat though crisping it into a cracker is indeed relatively rare.

It's tasty, Chiam

>>21408974
>I can also assure you that any western Nation that eats a significant amount of pork likes bacon at least somewhat
okay, name 3 where it's eaten on a regular basis outside of the ones I mentionned

>>21408973
it's true though, maybe add Australia ? idk

>>21408974
I think it's more like 2018

>>21408970 (OP)
on its own its pretty bad, but its a great lifter for many dishes. stews for example

>>21409051
No, you don't know. That's the point. You know fuck all but decided to chime in

>>21409061
Chime in into what ? Only 3 countries in the world eat it and it's supposed to be the best food in the world?

>>21408970 (OP)
All of eastern europe eats bacon, what are you talking about. The spanish eat it, italians have pacheta and the french also love it.

>>21409075
you're full of shit lol
eastern europe people have there own local variants that are nothing like bacon.
I've never seen a single piece of bacon in spain and pancheta is nothing like it. French people don't give a shit about bacon and don't eat it.

>>21409065
>3 countries
UK, US, Canada, New Zealand, Australia, Germany (speck), Sweden(flask), Denmark (just obviously), Italy (pancetta), Spain (toceto / panceta), France (lard sale), Poland (boczek)... I could go on but I've already proven you to be a little cunt

>>21409083
You've even left your country you pathetic little presumptuous worm. You're such a naive little piece of shit. How embarrassing

>>21409083
I'm not full of shit, I'm just telling you that you are wrong

>>21409084
>UK, US, Canada, New Zealand, Australia
colonized countries by the bongs, they don't count
>Germany (speck)
Cured, and eaten raw 90% of the time
>Sweden (flask)
Cut way thicker, not the same
>Italy (pancetta)
Pancetta is in no way similar to bacon, be it in it's use, composition ...
> Spain (toceto / panceta)
same
> France (lard sale)
Literally doesn't exist, also both lard and petit salé are very different compared to bacon in both usage, thickness and composition
>Poland (boczek)
Again, it's not the same. If you where to give it and any other ""examples"" you cited to an american, they wouldn't say it's bacon. It's literally not the same experience. Not going to mention the fact that nobody cares about those anywhere except Denmark maybe.
It just shows how boring american "cuisine" is and how uncultured the are about cuisine in general to consider a shitty boring food considered so anywhere in the world as gift of gods.

>>21409087
I've been to spain and italy a lot, I live in france and I've been to both the balkans and every eastern europe countries, none of those eat american bacon except american and british tourists

>>21409105
This has to be one of the most stupid posts I've seen whilst smarmily attempting to sound highbrow. It's fucking cringe. Where to start? Hmm how about "it's 3 countries, oh no it's 5 but that doesn't count" (I suppose 7 because Ireland and South Africa were left out). But it's 3 countries, oh no it's 7. Please ignore my initial statement. Where next? "eat raw 90% of the time" (my made up statistics) so it doesn't matter that it's cured pork belly or fatback. Now where? "it's cut thicker" therefore it's not smoked pork belly. "oh they've cut it 5mm thicker - nope, that's not bacon! Nono!". Then where are we going from here? Hmm "usage, thickness and composition" so they cure the loin instead, so suddenly that isn't bacon? OK, even if that's the case (it's not otherwise you'd have to rule out the British back bacon hence derailing much of your argument) then they still have poitree fume, which is streaky bacon. Now "be in it's usage or composition" (be in it is composition - what the fuck does that mean? Ohh, you haven't got a decent grasp on the English language. Oh no). So it's not smoked but it is cured, so you're saying (incorrectly) that bacon MUST be smoked to be called bacon? The dictionary would like a word with you. I could go on, but you're way too unintelligent and, more to the point, obnoxious to continue with. You got fucking destroyed and I gave up the ghost halfway through. As I said, I got bored giving genuine examples.

>>21409105
>usage
>again usage
So you're saying that if I used oranges for wheels on my daughters trike, they'd become wheels and no longer oranges? That's what you're saying? My mates wouldn't ask me "why the fuck are you using oranges for wheels?" when they see my daughter struggling along on her trike? Be succinct in your response. Also "experience"? Absolutely phucking gheyyyy

>>21409134
you seem so mad lol, doesn't change the fact that you are wrong and that bacon is vastly overrated overall. You literally said NOTHING that counters my point. None of the things you cited are bacon.

>>21409149
>So you're saying that if I used oranges for wheels on my daughters trike
What are you on about ? We're talking about bacon here. If you fry a piece of meat it's not the same as if you stew it. Everybody can understand that, even your daughter

>>21408970 (OP)
Good, dont eat it. That way i can eat more of it.
Also youre probably a Jew or Muslim which means your opinions matter even less

>>21409152
>u mad lolllll
>u wrong
I refuted your points. You have no comeback because "no u wrong". You need to look up the definition of bacon. Your nitpicking about thickness and usage doesn't change the fact that it's bacon. Go on, look it up, post the definition of what bacon is, then readdress each one of the types in your previous post against the definition of bacon. You can't? Oh that's a massive surprise. But you got me with the "mad" and "wrong". Winneerrr! Oh you won so hard. Wins McGee.

>>21409174
The things you cited are not bacon though. If the cut is too thick it doesn't fry all the way through and so it doesn't crisp. I don't get what is so hard for you to understand.
It's not nitpicking, none of the dishes you mentionned correspond to actual american or british bacon that's actually eaten there. It's like comparing broiled eggs and omelette, it might be the same ingredients, it might look similar but it's not the same when you eat it.

>>21409178
>n-n-no, I said bacon in general, b-b-but I meant th-this exact bacon. The ones in the 3 countries which are actually 7, n-no 8 because D-D-Denmark. Oh shit, the Netherlands? Ummm, n-no 3 countries.
>I'm just going to move the goalposts into the next city for the rest of it
Oh my god, how pathetic. Fucking awful, enjoy your 'win' wee man. Pure desperation.

>>21409105
>eaten raw 90% of the time
Can you please cite the source where you got that from? I'm German and it's confusing me

>>21409196
I didn't move any goal post, from the start I was referring to bacon like the one in my original pic, the one that is the most discussed world wide

>>21409246
So, you're saying just that exact, precise type of bacon - just that very type of bacon? There are other types of bacon after all, but just that distinct type of bacon? And that bacon is only eaten in the US, UK and Canada, yes? If not, there have been goalposts and pitches moved very far.

>>21408970 (OP)
It's pretty good and the 2012 Epic Meal Time bits have mostly died off.

>>21409254
well yeah any type of bacon that ressembles the one in OP's pic, I never mentioned any other types of bacon but other people started saying that any type of pig product is bacon
are you genuinely retarded or are you only pretending ? I can't tell right now

Who gives a fuck what people regularly eat streaky bacon
Shit's great, fuck you

>>21409273
Pancetta doesn't resemble bacon? Elaborate. Are you sticking to just three countries eating 'real' bacon? Or were you horribly wrong?

>>21409273
hoo, she got rekt

>>21408970 (OP)
Fuck off Moshe.

what motivates a man to spread disinfo about bacon on a Chinese breakdancing forum