leave it to me, grampa. I got just the thing

>>21409050 (OP)

>>21409050 (OP)
Two of these will leave the broccoli heads tipsy enough to start tucking their little cock and balls in between their legs and pretending they're a girl

>>21409050 (OP)
It's because bars never adapted and ready to drink cocktails are aimed at millennials in terms of price and ABV so they'd rather chug hobo hooch like MD2020.
Buzzballs had the right idea but again it's not actually cost effective.
You'd need something that's 12 ABV, comes in 500ml, is raspberry flavored and costs about 65 cents. Which is actually possible but you'd be cutting it very close.
You'd need to use a combination of glycerin, stevia and sugar to sweeten it while keeping the overall calories low.
Base spirit would need to be oat + malted wheat to keep it soft and sweet.

>>21409050 (OP)
Alcohol makes my stomach hurt and my shit runny for no benefit.

zoomers already are dying of liver disease without drinking, just from all the poison they eat

>>21409073
Just mix japanese soda with liquor!
Woah, thanks for these recipes, may I save it and attempt them for later?

>>21409050 (OP)
unc just gimme money

>>21409121
no fucking stevia faggot

>>21409050 (OP)
>zoomers aren't drinking enough
If you're worried about their hydration, I don't see how convincing them to abuse a diuretic is going to help them.
>>21409073
>drug abuse, Japan
How interesting...

>>21409217
Zoomers are going to learn the hard way what 20 years of nicotine and caffeine do to the cardiovascular system when they hit 30 and they've had stage 2 hypertension since they were 10.

>>21409331
>when they hit 30 and they've had stage 2 hypertension since they were 10.
the fact that they eat nothing but doordash hot chip probably doesn't help that either

>>21409339
my friends little brother had a heart attack and he (my friend) was like that 26 at the time. idk how old the little brother was but had to be in his mid or early 20s. Zoomers are fucked.

>>21409098
I'm glad more people are recognizing that the legal drug trade is a direct contributor to the most recent wave of eleutheromania that many call "wokeness."

>>21409098
>broccoli heads tipsy enough to start tucking their little cock and balls in between their legs and pretending they're a girl
kek

You could put alcohols in vapes, but it probably very bad für the lngs to the point you die if you do it a lot

>>21409050 (OP)
I just drink vodka #zoomerlife