as a fast food hobbyist i've noticed some big differences, first with condiments
>Wendys has sweet, thick mayo, kinda gross with the sweetness
>McDonalds and Rallys/Checkers have the best mayo, though the former is thicker and the latter is more saucy
what's up with that?

and if you're thinking of calling me fat, trust me i'm skinnier than you and more attractive

>>21409613 (OP)
Ohh let me tell you! What the fuck is up with that? I'm a connoisseur of all things rapid nourishment. Burger A is better than burger B, but the sauce on burger B is so much better goddammit. But I'm of two minds because topping number 1 on burger A is so much better than topping number 1 on burger B. And DON'T you get me started on fries! Oh my god oh my god oh my god, fries A used to be so much better but they're trash. Fries B weren't as good as they were, but they're still edible. Like, totally not trash. And the onion rings? Wellllllll. Here's my opinion and I'll die on that hill and I kneel and all of that shit. I should actually be speaking more wigger here etc.

>>21409625
very gay voiced post, and i don't listen to wiggers i'm a six foot metalhead, go screw gayboy

>>21409640
>look bro, I've seen Slayer 3 times and one of those times I was in the main arena, not the balcony, and it got pretty wild! But I braved it out until security rescued me. So don't tell me I've not been to war! And do you know what? One time at a Megadeth concert, a glass hit me right in the face! It didn't shatter but it was still an ouchie! So, bro, you're gay! I'm a 6 foot manlet, bow to me and my discerning tastes in fast food bro! I know the condiments at these restaurants like I know Greg Handevidt's lightning fast riffs! So don't fuck with me gaybro! I'll throw my manlet frame at you in an instant! Now let's talk about the intricacies of the glorious fast food chains!

>>21409613 (OP)
Completely ruined your thread with your statement of raging insecurity at the end.

>>21409613 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=venmoISRicw

>>21409677
Fast food anime?

>>21409613 (OP)
>and if you're thinking of calling me fat, trust me i'm
I was going to call you autistic.

what a little bitch

>>21409668
Queer coded post, Detroit bikers kill coastal queers

>>21409613 (OP)
>as a fast food hobbyist

MODS
can we please put all fastfood fags in a containment board?

>>21409677
sovl, also, 99 cents burger? we need the cataclism promised by our forefathers