We're drinking good this summer, boys

>>21409804 (OP)
>Autists
>weird straw stab
Don't think so.

fake news. if anything it would be a goon bag.

Be'be bbibbibb boob bbib bubbeb, bobb

>>21409804 (OP)
How much volume would that be?

>>21409828
Just press the buttons up or down to adjust to your preference or if you splurge for the smartCapriSun the the touch screen, use the slider

>>21409810
i like how he has the arms of a poo and the face of a white person

>>21409861
It's called "being outside occasionally", my hikikomori homie.

>>21409852
Does it come with an app I need an account for?
It's not smart if it does not have an app I need an account for.

>>21409804 (OP)
>>21409820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEm0ug03Mzw

Great, something else my girlfriend can say is bigger than me.

>>21410156
Well she could have said that about the regular capri sun anyway so idk why you're complaining now.

Lol @ all the shithead parents giving their spazzy kid a token fruit juice after drowning them in neurotoxins and petrochemicals.

>>21409804 (OP)
>Only on walmart online store
>Sold out in minutes
Meaning they didn't make that many of them and it was always a gimmick publicity stunt

capri sun are small so they stay cold because the packaging insulation suuuucks

>>21410817
it's so easy to take advantage of millenials. just make a vague 90's pop culture reference in your ads or marketing front aaaand... BAM! watch em all flock like seagulls.

ever since they added 'mushroom extract' as a preservative it's ruined the product

why is my beverage umami

You can jusr buy a jug of it instead of this dumb shit

>>21411030
It tastes better in the pouch

>>21409804 (OP)
Paper straw laws basically killed capri sun overnight in europoor.

>>21411034
Throw some tinfoil the the jug and its just as good

>>21411070
Not the same, you need the experience of piercing the pouch and the sharp edge of the pouch

>>21411077

>>21411103
>Just jumps straight to ad hominem
Concession accepted