redpill me on these

>>21410096 (OP)
looks like its for nancy boys

>>21410096 (OP)
No

>>21410096 (OP)
from what i gather it looks like the most retarded griddle.

>>21410096 (OP)
Yet another Ninja monstrosity, combining the delicious taste of superheated plastic with the bonus of nonstick poison. Most of these devices are made for desparately coping apartment dwellers in urban hellscapes, but amusingly, Ninja is apparently now trying to enter the "outdoor grill" market. Personally I'd rather have a $50 mini kettle grill whose design hasn't changed in 75 years and just fucking works every time even in the wilderness, but hey, "you do you". Maybe this is intended for those cucked German cities where they banned charcoal grilling. Oh, and there's an APP! which I'm sure lets you upload your data and food selfies to the Ninja subreddit. Wowee.

t. former Ninja customer

>>21410178
I didn't even know they made oofs this big.

>>21410187
i think 70% of people would be just happy with a metal tray and grill

>>21410187
oh my fucking god what is this image
are they trying to secure the insane anti-fossil fuel market?

>>21410194
i think its demonstrating thats its easier to find a plug socket anywhere than the ability to create a naked flame and have some fuel to burn.
im just as confused as you anon

>>21410206
you'd think that's the case, but picrel exists, is more portable in every way, does a much better job of grilling, and costs $10 on average
oh but it doesn't come with a fucking timer app so the ninja is a better deal lmao

>>21410220
yeah we know, but consoomer retards do not. >>21410188(me)

>>21410220
its funny cuz these arent made for grilling but people do it anyway
metal box + heat = food maker

>>21410194
It's all about removing people from the actual human experience of real grilling. But I'm sure it cooks up a tasty Impossible Burger or Insectdog.

Easy Bake oven for soyboys who buy into the moustache/whiskey/straight razor/rare steak version of masculinity that's been very profitable the past 8 years or so.

>>21410231
people used to say that about george foremans

>>21410236
they still do

>>21410240
well those guys are still fucking poopoo tards.

>>21410244
they're good for paninis and literally nothing else

>>21410247
and bacon, and burgers.
to be fair the only thing i use my george foreman fore is cheese toasties.

>>21410231
>past 8 years or so
the thing you just described has fit the eternal subsect of hipster/dapper men for about the last 100 years or so dingus, which itself has existed in some form or other back into roman society lmfao try to break free from your MUH MODERNITY tunnel vision and relax, nobody is upset at you for liking well done meat and appletinis, you're still very much a big tough man, champ

>>21410255
NTA but you sound like a fuckin fag.

>>21410255
There's a difference between being born in in 1920 and paying $50/mo to be subscribed to The Art Of Manliness monthly goodie box.