What is the best thing for me to do with it now?
Surely there are ways to turn it back into human-quality food, rather than simply throwing it away.

>>21410350 (OP)
>What is the best thing for me to do with it now?
Throw it away
>Surely there are ways to turn it back into human-quality food, rather than simply throwing it away.
Yes, there are. Don't bother.

>>21410350 (OP)
just like get your hand wet and rub it on the bread and then put it in the oven for like 10 mins
you just need to re-hydrate the bread it's very simple I used to get day old bread at the grocery store I worked at all the time. Comes out like 95% as good as a literal fresh loaf

the trad method is make french toast
people all throughout ages have leftover bread thats hard as a rock so its soaked over night in milk and cooked in butter for breakfast and it tastes great

>>21410360
what like 250?

>>21410350 (OP)
grind it into breading

>>21410365
idfk just try it what's the worst that can happen

>>21410350 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt6NvppJ0FM
tl;dw dip in water real fast, bake 15 minutes. Cut in half the long way, dip in water and put in toaster. Or make croutons. Or make bread crumbs. Or feed to birds/fish.

>>21410350 (OP)
If you want to eat it so badly then just eat it

>>21410350 (OP)
you can make breadcrumbs, croutons, or some kind of bread soup like ribollita

Croutons or french toast. I bet other anons have already suggested these.

Slice it up, put butter or pasta sauce on it

>>21410350 (OP)
They're like $2, just feed it to ducks at a nearby pond and get another one. Alternatively >>21410388 listed out all the best uses for stale bread

inb4 cram

Hard bread loaf, you say?
Yeah, just cram that right in.

Is it just stale or is fossilized? If you can rip it apart with your hands I've always wanted to see if Townsends cheese & bread poverty soup is any good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-heI0TqcxFo

Whittle an ornamental giraffe

>>21410350 (OP)
You can turn it into crumbs for breading if you have a frinder, that's it

>>21410360
You don't have to rub it; you can literally just run the whole thing under the tap quickly.

>>21411661
It gets soggy if you use too much water. You only need a very small amount, that's why I recommend just rubbing your wet hand over it but you do you I really don't care

>>21410350 (OP)
mom used to make meatballs with rehydrated dried bread, parsley, ground beef, garlic, parmesan, egg, salt & pepper then she fried and let them cook in tomato sauce (maybe ragù but I haven't tried it yet)
does the captcha work on firefox? I can't post from there

i make a kind of fucked lasagne with stale bread instead of noodles, you could also look up a recipe for savory or sweet bread pudding, id offer one but you pretty much soak the bread in sweetened or seasoned egg and bake it with whatever the hell you have on hand

Croutons. French bread pizza.

>>21410360
>get my hand wet
>start rubbing it on the bread
>dad walks in

Bruschetta.
Then have it with salmon, cream cheese and dill, salami and cheese, fig chutney and brie, hummus and sundried tomatoes or whatever you want.

>>21410367
This, or make french toast, which was how the recipe started actually.
Or you can make a bread soup.

>>21410350 (OP)
This is LITERALLY what french toast is for, are you retarded anon?

>>21410350 (OP)
Dice it up into small chunks, take some cheese and dice or shave it down (works for stale or hard cheese too), boil up a bit of water and put the two together in it until they basically disintegrate into eachother and make some thick cheese bread soup and garnish as you see fit

>>21410350 (OP)
if you have some kind of oven pan with a rack or a soemthing like that, you can put a bit of water in the pan put the bread on the rack, rub a bit of water on the bread, and let it steam in a low oven until soft.