I get there's a song with this name but I don't like to make this association with my food FFS

>>21411838 (OP)
I think this is why Fuddruckers failed. The burgers were delicious and they had free cheese sauce for your fries, but over time people just stopped going

>>21412392
>buttfuckers

>>21411838 (OP)
>what should we name our restaurant?
>how about "the cockroach" in spanish?
>perfect!
Yeah I wouldn't eat there either

>>21411838 (OP)

different problem but I cannot easily pull this place up on google maps because of the name. people under estimate all the ways a name can fuck a business over.

>>21412392
Those cauldrons of cheese sauce were the best thing ever.

I wonder if it's a coincidence that I don't have any happy memories post Fuddruckers.

>>21412422

>>21411838 (OP)
No. What a silly thread.

>any restaurant in the form of “x and y” or “the x and the y”, ie “the lemon and the olive” and it’s an Italian place or “cow and brew” and they serve IPAs and burgers
>any place that has “social” in the name

I used to live near a dinerette (idk WTF else to call it; it was a 24 spot but only the size of a luncheonette) that didn't seem to have a name but it had a sandwich board outside with "Today's Special: Fish" written on it. The special was always fish. So those of us who lived in the area all referred to the place as "Today's Special Fish" and an ex of mine who hated seafood refused to eat there despite it being late night and nothing else being open nearby so we hopped a train elsewhere just for the dumb bitch to get the same sort of shit there that she could've gotten at Today's Special Fish.

I stopped eating at McDonald's because the name sounds irish. This is not racist, even though historically speaking, the British treated the irish as though they were subhuman filth.

>>21414235
Why not call it a luncheonette if it is too small to be a dinerette?

Huh??

>>21414117
>>21414117
this guy eats at Hepatitis C

>>21414248
Cuz it was open late. Luncheonettes close around 2pm at the latest.

>>21412426
>different problem but I cannot easily pull this place up on google maps because of the name.
https://www.aquicalmex.com/
to me 2 seconds. git gud

>>21414235
>The special was always fish. So those of us who lived in the area all referred to the place as "Today's Special Fish"
that's funny

>>21412426
>06/18/25(Wed)22:47:55
>>21414430
>06/19/25(Thu)20:00:03
no it took you 21 hours

>>21412422
> All Women
Yep, seems right.

>>21414114
I just hate influencers

>Um yeah, wow, it all looks good, um... could I get a Raped And Beaten Hooker Lying Weeping In The Gutter Buger, hold the lettuce, and for my good lady a Freshly Wiped Anus Of A Bedbound Retard salad. And a Diet Coke.