>>21412767I agree. We shop at GrossOut from time to time and have shopped at Walmart with increased frequency in the last few years since things we buy seem to be disappearing from other stores (why the FUCK don't Dollars Tree and General have flip-flops this year?!) and the ratio of ugly, fat, disgusting and ill-dressed customers at GrossOut is not even remotely close to what you get at Walmart. Last time I was there, I saw an enormous landwhale woman, built like an NFL linebacker and at least as tall as it was wide, wandering the grocery aisles in practically see-through pyjama bottoms. I could distinctly make out each dimpled, cottage-cheese-like ass cheek. I get it. It's 6am. But Jesus Christ, lady, have some shame. Thank goodness I was only passing by the groceries omw to the dishwasher detergent. I'd hate to find myself behind that mass of adipose as it debates with itself whether it should get Sugar Blasted Sugar Bombs or Sugar Blasted Sugar Tots (why are you even pretending that you won't get both, fatty?).
How did it find pyjama bottoms in its size, anyway? Was this a Homer Simpson clown college situation where the oversized comedy clown pants fit her just right or did she simply cut out the funny man altogether and just used the whole circus tent?