>one slice of salami
>plate of vegetables
>hummus
Zoomies have no soul.
>>21412066I'm not made of money
>>21412070that's actually 3 very thin slices of salami
the way you people just eat on your bed without a tray or anything to keep your bed clean sickens me
>>21412074>carrot and olive crumbs oh no!Obsessive cleanliness is just as degenerate.
I lived with a lady who would spray inside the cutlery drawer with Glen 20.
She also hung photo frames with the stock image still in them.
That watermelon has parasites bro
>>21412074Have you tried eating like someone with functioning fine motor control?
>>21412088the parasites i already have will eat the melon parasites
>>21412058 (OP)based. veggies and hummus is one of my favorite snacks.
This looks like the stuff I feed my pet rabbit
>>21412146AYO THIS NIGGA NAMED HIMOTHY
>>21412062Non white experiences and opinions are not wanted or needed here.
>>21412058 (OP)Is that aโฆ chisel of watermelon?
>>21412087>obsessive cleanlinessthere is a pretty big difference between that lady and not wanting your bed to smell like fucking olive juice
>>21412093i eat at a table like an adult. everyone knows you eat in bed because you don't want to interact with your parents or your roommates, which is a truly pathetic way to live
Iโve been eating English breakfast with bacon, blood pudding, fried tomato, runny egg, and toast for dinner for several days in a row now, real umami bomb and eating it this way is heavenly
>>21412058 (OP)That's a healthy and easy to prepare dinner, good for you. Personally I would spoon out a portion of hummus rather than scooping it from the tub..
>>21412100This is like my mom telling me I never got covid when everybody else in the family did because the virus couldnt survive my BAC
>>21412208Olives donโt have much of a smell.