Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:57:41 AM No.21412232
A deconstructed plantain essence gently steeped in umami broth, finished with raw banana carpaccio. Pair with rainwater aged 36 hours.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:01:38 AM No.21412240
Gently eat shit and kill yourself.
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Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:09:59 AM No.21412252
>>21412240
If you say so
If you say so
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:16:04 AM No.21412263
>>21412255
Care to share your Michelin-starred recipe for ‘sloppa shit’?
Care to share your Michelin-starred recipe for ‘sloppa shit’?
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:55:58 PM No.21413308
>>21412232 (OP)
chaotic neutral
chaotic neutral
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:14:49 PM No.21413342
>>21412232 (OP)
that is fucked, op.
that is fucked, op.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:17:22 PM No.21413347
>>21412232 (OP)
Looks good OP good job keep em coming dont listen to the haters.
Looks good OP good job keep em coming dont listen to the haters.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 8:35:39 PM No.21413479
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:52:19 AM No.21414503
>>21413348
Call it ‘simple’ all you want, but only the intellectually challenged think flavor comes from ketchup and mayo.
Call it ‘simple’ all you want, but only the intellectually challenged think flavor comes from ketchup and mayo.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:22:32 AM No.21414546
>>21412232 (OP)
Whatd u use for that sweet sweet umami?
Whatd u use for that sweet sweet umami?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:28:55 AM No.21414559
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:36:57 AM No.21414579
>>21414503
I was a long time blinded by my learned belief that i would achieve great taste and real character to a dish with numerous pairings of spices and herbs. I understand now the way to achieve great flavour is always the proces, how and in what way you process your ingredients.
There is also the fact that if you eat like an american, you will look like an american, and if you eat like an Indian, you will look like an Indian. That, besides the fact that you can achieve better results if you focus on the ingredients themselves, instead of spices and herbs, is another reason why i choose to avoid them almost altogether.
While curcumin can act as an immuno-modulator, your body reacts to them as foreign objects in the body, like a virus or a bacteria. Your immune system reacts and creates antibodies to neutralize them, but that is a stupid thing to have your organism programed to be ready for a spice attack, instead of any other more harmful entities that enter the body.
Ras kitchen always says dont eat curry because you turn yellow
I was a long time blinded by my learned belief that i would achieve great taste and real character to a dish with numerous pairings of spices and herbs. I understand now the way to achieve great flavour is always the proces, how and in what way you process your ingredients.
There is also the fact that if you eat like an american, you will look like an american, and if you eat like an Indian, you will look like an Indian. That, besides the fact that you can achieve better results if you focus on the ingredients themselves, instead of spices and herbs, is another reason why i choose to avoid them almost altogether.
While curcumin can act as an immuno-modulator, your body reacts to them as foreign objects in the body, like a virus or a bacteria. Your immune system reacts and creates antibodies to neutralize them, but that is a stupid thing to have your organism programed to be ready for a spice attack, instead of any other more harmful entities that enter the body.
Ras kitchen always says dont eat curry because you turn yellow
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S
6/20/2025, 7:02:21 AM No.21414623
>>21414559
You heard OP. Aged 36 hours.
You heard OP. Aged 36 hours.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:10:02 AM No.21414709
>>21414579
Sounds like you're on the schizo diet lol.
Sounds like you're on the schizo diet lol.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:15:29 PM No.21415471
>>21414709
Well, noah harari likens people who avoid E's in their food to flat earthers, žižek concurs on the topic with saying that what is natural is only a social construct.. if you believe that to be a position of reason, im gladly accepting my behavior to be branded as schizo.
Not being able to find a single salami without artificial preservatives in any of our stores i now have to travel 20 miles to a farmer to get home made dried meats. Why would dried meat need preservatives? I say that is reprehensible perversion!
I have produced tasty chocolate cookies and brownies with chickpea flower, and im in the process of mastering rice bread.
I was really surprised to find out rice bread is not a thing in asia, and even at the introduction of bread to that region, they never figured to make bread from rice flour. Japan only started their campaign for making bread out of rice like 30 years ago..
Eliminating bread, pasta and potatoes, along with sugar from your diet, has a profound effect on how you feel throughout the day and of course on long term health. After experiencing the well being of such a diet, you would never choose to revert back to eating grains.
I still prepare myself a pizza, or bolognese with spaghetti, or any other similar gluttonous meal like once or twice a month, but i find so many dishes like a nice lake trout with sweet potatoes, just as exciting.
Another quest, that will be revolutionary to my diet is making mayonnaise out of olive oil. I used to eat that shit every day in excessive amounts with every meal practically. I have had satisfactory results already, but i still need to refine my method. As daily olive oil consumption extends life expectancy, the result will be a truly medicinal mayonnaise!
Well, noah harari likens people who avoid E's in their food to flat earthers, žižek concurs on the topic with saying that what is natural is only a social construct.. if you believe that to be a position of reason, im gladly accepting my behavior to be branded as schizo.
Not being able to find a single salami without artificial preservatives in any of our stores i now have to travel 20 miles to a farmer to get home made dried meats. Why would dried meat need preservatives? I say that is reprehensible perversion!
I have produced tasty chocolate cookies and brownies with chickpea flower, and im in the process of mastering rice bread.
I was really surprised to find out rice bread is not a thing in asia, and even at the introduction of bread to that region, they never figured to make bread from rice flour. Japan only started their campaign for making bread out of rice like 30 years ago..
Eliminating bread, pasta and potatoes, along with sugar from your diet, has a profound effect on how you feel throughout the day and of course on long term health. After experiencing the well being of such a diet, you would never choose to revert back to eating grains.
I still prepare myself a pizza, or bolognese with spaghetti, or any other similar gluttonous meal like once or twice a month, but i find so many dishes like a nice lake trout with sweet potatoes, just as exciting.
Another quest, that will be revolutionary to my diet is making mayonnaise out of olive oil. I used to eat that shit every day in excessive amounts with every meal practically. I have had satisfactory results already, but i still need to refine my method. As daily olive oil consumption extends life expectancy, the result will be a truly medicinal mayonnaise!
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:58:01 PM No.21415807
>>21412232 (OP)
inb4 this unironically shows up on a Michelin starred restaurants menu
inb4 this unironically shows up on a Michelin starred restaurants menu
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:51:28 PM No.21416118
>>21415471
Ah yes, the schizo arc Stage IV: “Homemade Mayo as Medicinal Elixir.”
Honestly though, if not wanting to eat lab slurry salami makes you a flat earther, slap a tinfoil hat on me and pass the nitrate free prosciutto. Harari and Žižek can debate “the semiotics of sausage” all day, I just don’t want my meat glowing in the dark.
Ah yes, the schizo arc Stage IV: “Homemade Mayo as Medicinal Elixir.”
Honestly though, if not wanting to eat lab slurry salami makes you a flat earther, slap a tinfoil hat on me and pass the nitrate free prosciutto. Harari and Žižek can debate “the semiotics of sausage” all day, I just don’t want my meat glowing in the dark.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:37:09 AM No.21416344
>>21416192
Better than potato
Better than potato
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:56:07 AM No.21417173
>>21412232 (OP)
>aged 36 hours
are mosquito eggs and tadpoles a source of protein or something? why rain water specifically
>aged 36 hours
are mosquito eggs and tadpoles a source of protein or something? why rain water specifically
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:17:31 PM No.21418019
>>21417173
Yes. Tadpoles are just pre-frogs, and frogs are just depressed chickens if you think about it. It’s about dominance over the food chain, eating things mid-evolution.
Yes. Tadpoles are just pre-frogs, and frogs are just depressed chickens if you think about it. It’s about dominance over the food chain, eating things mid-evolution.