Thread 21412535

Just a quick heads up, McDonald’s have a new addition to its menu, the Big Arch Burger
It features two 100% beef patties, white cheddar cheese slices, crispy and slivered onions, lettuce, pickles and the Big Arch sauce delivering that distinctive McDonald’s taste all in a poppy & sesame seed bun.

>>21412535 (OP)
Thanks for the heads up anon, that sounds great! The white cheddar and crispy onions are an exciting touch, and I can't wait to try the new Big Arch sauce. I might just have to swing by my local McDonald's later to try one of these bad boys!

>>21412535 (OP)
>non-simulated cheese
into the bin it goes

>>21412535 (OP)
>Just a quick heads up, McDonald’s have a new addition to its menu, the Big Arch Burger…
Nice try, corporate intern. This post reads like you copy-pasted it straight from a training slide at McHQ. Let’s dismantle this bland factory-pressed mediocrity they’re peddling:
>Same sad beef
>Same sugary bun, now with birdseed
>White cheddar (ooh, fancy)
>"Big Arch Sauce" aka Mac Sauce with a new label

Inferior to the Big Mac in every way:
>No triple bun stack
>No iconic status
>Tries to look premium, tastes like cafeteria
>Disappears in 3 months
>Needs shills to advertise it

>>21412535 (OP)
Delicious and innovative!
McDonald’s truly are an exciting and forward thinking business.
Their customer care is second to none as well!

bland dirty cattle feed

>>21412539
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.

>>21412539
It must be exhausting being you.

>>21412548
he is correct though.

>>21412556
i am correct though

>>21412539
>>21412543
>>21412556
>t. Burger King trainee manager

>>21412548
You should kill yourself. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

>>21412535 (OP)
Might just stroll down to my local McDonald’s and try one of these delicious looking burgers.

>>21412535 (OP)
As a regular user of the internet’s premier fast food board I endorse this burger.
Bravo, McDonald’s!

I'm so McCited I think I'm gonna McJaculate

>>21412596
Woah there buddy, that'll show up on your year end KPI report. Line didn't go up as much as we guessed it would, your bonus is now smaller.

I hope the marketing team pays people around the country to take marketing pics for them after ordering the sandwich. We can see burgers with 3 french fried onions under the patties, grease dripping off, missing sauce or way too fucking much sauce since its on both buns. Bun crushed, etc.

Funny how marketing teams never do this for food.

>>21413086
Oh gosh, who at mcdonalds thought this was a good idea?
Buns with about 34 miles of overhang
Bun is pre-smashed
Cheese isn't even melted
Lettuce is the color of a decomposing body
Iconic Sesame seed bun in the jingle now hows poppy seeds for no reason

How much was that burg, anon?

>>21413086
Looking’ good darling.

>>21413096
dis nigga expecting haute cuisine at mcdicks.

>>21413189
Yeah, for $15+ I expect a good meal. If mcdonalds were still cheap, hot, and fast I'd be content with it. This is why fast food is struggling.

>>21412535 (OP)
when this fucking thing hit the market I bought 3 of them in one week, it's probably the best fast food burger out there right now

>>21413191
fast food prices shot skyward because of Doordash, Grubhub, Uber Eats, etc.
delivery apps charge the restaurant a percentage on every order, as well as skullfucking the customer with "fees," so restaurants had to increase prices to maintain their profit margins.
plus they're contractually barred from charging less in-store than through the apps, so the customer gets fucked twice.

>>21413253
>fast food prices shot skyward because of Doordash, Grubhub, Uber Eats, etc.
I never said anything about doordash. I've also never used food delivery services because i'm not a fucking retard. Did you miss all the other threads pointing out a mcdonalds fast food meal costs just as much as a burger/fries/drink meal at Chilis/applebees?

>>21412535 (OP)
>>21412537
Buy an ad

>>21413296
Y-you mean this thread is made by advertisers? What the.. why in the... HOW THE HELL DID YOU PICK UP ON THAT? You must have an IQ of like... a billion million!

>>21413263
>If mcdonalds were still cheap
I'm telling you WHY it's gotten so expensive, dumbfuck. Lurn2read
whether you use those spyware apps or not, every fast food customer is subsidizing the additional cost of having a restaurant listed on the apps

I will never eat at McDonalds again simply due to them spamming this board with garbage.

>>21412535 (OP)
The mcd near me has 2 for $6 i got a bigmac and nuggets shits unbelievable i hope it kills me pretty soon im so tired.

>>21413247
They’re pretty good.
I like the sauce.
This will succeed where the Big Tasty failed.

>>21413401
Is it the big tasty sauce? or is it mac sauce or what?

>>21413389
I cant tell if this means it was good or not

>>21413340
>I will never eat at McDonalds again simply due to them spamming this board with garbage.
We are McDonald's. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

>>21412539
>"Big Arch Sauce" aka Mac Sauce with a new label
I wish, it's actually worse. It tastes like max sauce + ketchup. Fucking vile.
>Inferior to the Big Mac in every way:
exactly

>>21414230
Big Mac has too much bread and too little beef for its price. The $1 McDouble with free mac sauce was their culinary apex.

Then some suits decided to make it expensive and bad.

>>21413401
The big tasty was rank.

>>21412535 (OP)

This burger is shit and I fucking hate you. Obscenely bad burger. Rancid fucking burger. The sauce is awful. You should kill yourself for even trying to shill this pigslop. Fuck you.

>>21413940
I go at 10:30 as soon as breakfast is over and its fire as fuck and i eat too much of it and its 6.50 after tax for a big mac and 10 nugs.

>>21413935
I've never had the Big Tasty personally (t. Leaf), but it's definitely not Big Mac sauce.
It's hard to describe what it is though, it's kinda cheesy and acidic? I guess "zesty" is the word but that doesn't tell you much

>>21414246
all fast food got expensive because of Doordash and Grubhub and whatever. the apps take a cut from every sale, on top of gouging the customer on the other end and fucking over the employee that's actually doing the delivery, so fast food joints had to increase prices to maintain their margins.
and I think they're contractually barred from making the food more expensive on the apps than in store so everyone has to pay the extra cost of subsidizing the Tech faggots

>>21413951
I showed this video to my Mom and she thought it was real and then got in an argument over it. AI is going to absolutely melt Boomer's brains; they might have to be banned from the internet for their own good.

>>21412535 (OP)
>shredded lettuce

>>21412535 (OP)
We have that in Germany for at least a year. It's just a larger BigMac with fried onions and a slightly spicier sauce.
For the 5 € promo price it was decent.

>America getting the reject items from a year ago in the rest of the world
Why are Americans held in such contempt by their most iconic cultural institution?

>>21415998
Thanks for the beta testing nerds

>>21415612
Whats wrong with shredded lettuce?

>>21415536
>all fast food got expensive because of Doordash and Grubhub and whatever.
Very observant for someone with 65IQ. You're assuming I use or even have food delivery apps on my phone. Thats where the flaw in your stupid posts comes in. If I as an adult have a vehicle of my own, I'm not paying some brown person to retrieve my food for a $20 premium. McDonalds is too fucking expensive because McDonalds sets their own prices in order to drive profits for a million jerkoffs in an office that dont' eat mcdonalds.

>>21416197
it gets fucking everywhere especially if you try to eat it in a car

>>21416206
Stop eating in your car, fatty.

>>21416206
If you don't eat like a fucking hog it doesn't go anywhere but your mouth or the wrapper below.

>>21416208
I just use the app and order it without shredduce.
mcdonalds is missing so much money by not offering premium salads like chick fil a does

>>21416202
>You're assuming I use or even have food delivery apps on my phone
I'm not doing that at all you stupid fuck. I'm explaining that their very existence is the reason fast food got so expensive.
lurn2read, holy fuck you're embarrassing yourself.

>>21416196
So after it's rejected by the test markets they bring it to the US anyways?

>>21416217
>not offering premium salads
they used to for like a decade, at least up here (t. Leaf).
but their salads were still like 800 calories because they gave you an entire bukkake's worth of dressing and like 200g of shredded cheese

>>21416224
>I'm not doing that at all you stupid fuck.
You are a dumbass assuming delivery apps are driving the cost of food up.

>>21416242
That's not an assumption, that's proven. It's a direct downstream effect of the terms of the contracts fast food companies sign with the delivery apps.
They had to increase their prices across the board to maintain their margins; basic Business shit.

Like obviously, ordering through Grubhub you spend an extra $27 or whatever the fuck for the delivery driver, but the food itself is also more expensive if you walk your ass in the front door because you're subsidizing the cost of the company being on the apps at all.

Canadian here, we had this months ago. It was terrible, they don't even offer it anymore.

>>21416235
I'm sure Chick Fil A salads are at least 1000 calories with nuggets in them (how I get them).

i've been eating 3 of these a day since they came out in the UK

>>21416197
Its shit. Leaf lettuce always seems to have more flavor and seems fresher. Also aesthetically looks better

>>21416231
Yeah, that's how beta testing works. They test it using a mass of idiots, then fix the problems before sending it to actual paying customers.

>>21416420
They fixed nothing. It's the same burger. You arr just like commies who always get things 10 years later.

>>21412535 (OP)
Why does this Arch Manning ad have over 60 replies?

>>21415517
>fire as fuck

>>21412535 (OP)
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>>21412535 (OP)
Getting one this evening.
Will report back.

I can't believe this ad worked on me but it was actually pretty good, by mcd standards.