No thank you. I would eat her vagina, but not her cookies. Tell your overlords that when you report bank to them.

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>>21412979
>I would eat her vagina
I would too, anon.

>>21412979
>>21412983
Order up boys, she was the top taste tester for the cookies

>>21412996
holy chopped

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>>21412996
Ah yeah, looks like she tested them extensively

>>21412977 (OP)
>shefat
how fuckign dare you

>>21412977 (OP)
Didn't she cut her tits off because they were getting slightly too big as she was gaining weight? Or is that another hot chick ruining her career?

>>21413015
Oh fuck off with your twisted fantasies. This isn't some niche discord group, you desperate dickhead

>>21412977 (OP)
>Selena Gomez
>career ostensibly inside the creative arts
>plain cookie
>worse design than normal
I think maybe she is [was] a pretty face, and nothing more.

>>21413016
She won't sleep with you when you defend her honor on this grass genus classification enthusiast forum.

>>21413032
I didn't think she would, I just think you're trying to get takers for your weird niche gayness. Just trying to outline that you're a desperado prick.

>>21413045
How is it gay to enjoy big fat latina titties? Is your fedora on too tight

>>21413029
its chocolate and cinnamom

>>21413047
Because fat latinas all like like men in drag

>>21413047
You're a body mutilation fetishist and I'm not playing your sick game.

What the fuck is this shit. I hate collaborations between cunty celebrities and foodstuff.

Thats it, Im feeding the local birds with the last oreo cookies I have. Fuck this shit.