you guys ever make hardtack?
i did some years ago, and it was so good i had to stop myself from eating it (i needed to save some just to see how long it'll last)
its unironically one of my favorite foods up with sushi

>>21412989 (OP)
>flour
>water
>salt
there, i just made hardtack

>>21412989 (OP)
None of your beeswax

>>21412989 (OP)
Stop, you're giving me a hard tack

>>21412989 (OP)
>Have you guys ever made technically edible cardboard? Its my favorite!
No, there is zero reason for hardtack to exist now.

>>21413010
“Iron rations” for D&D LARPing?

>>21412989 (OP)
why would I willingly make bad food instead of delicious food?

>>21413020
So, how gay are you? As in are you full on raging homo or do you do the old school fag discreet and surreptitious sucking plenty of cock in the dark?

>>21413026
for me it's one-on-one in an undisclosed hotel room on the other side of town

>>21413017
If you’re larping you can make actually edible food and just pretend it’s inedible desiccated flour paste

>>21412989 (OP)
I haven't made it, but since I like crackers and croutons in soup, I wonder if hardtack would be good in that role. I might end up making some.

>>21412989 (OP)
i thought you didn't eat it but instead disolved it in water?

what's the hydration ratio for it to be edible without breaking my teeth?

I actually enjoy the hard as fuck crackers in some rations
Are there any commercially available products that come close?

>>21413037
That’s about the only use you’ll find for it. Hardtack isn’t meant to be eaten by itself; it’s meant to be put in liquid dishes to add calories. Like pasta or couscous; it’s a form of long term storage for carbs.

>>21413030
OK, old school fag, 80s style. I respect you and your ilk.

>>21413038
i'd just add a bit of water when eating it

>>21413026
Where does ‘weird uncle and his special friend’ fall on this spectrum?

>>21413053
I'm not an expect on the subject dear girl I just occasionally masturbate to it

>>21412989 (OP)
>and it was so good i had to stop myself from eating it
then you didn't make hardtack.

>>21413059
it was literally just flour with some salt
but i guess since it didn't have a kilo of soy protein & seed oils it couldn't possibly be delicious, right?

take your red #5 loving ass outta here

>>21413098
imagine pretending that plain hard flour biscuits taste good. do tastelets really?

>>21413110
>he can't taste the subtle intricacies of hardtack
way to call yourself out, tastelet lmao

>>21413119
go back to your tendies and sucking off jamal, soy boy.

>>21413135
>doesn't deny being a tastelet
>infatuated with brown dick
HAHAHAHAHA

>>21413098
Spices add flavors and do not impact shelf stability, and you didn’t add them, and you think plain flour is delicious.

You normally eat absolute slop don’t you. Instant ramen and hot pocket nigga.

>>21413171
adding ground bay leaf would actually improve self life, it legit repels insects (only for so long however)

>>21413171
what's up with /ck/ today pretending that bread doesn't taste good by itself???????
are your taste buds fucked up or is it like those americans with rotten mouths so foul water tastes bad to them?

flower+salt+water well cooked is quite literally all you need to have an orgasmic experience, add some yeast if you want it light and airy.

everytime i cook some good bread i can't help but eat half of it out of the oven by itself, it's just that good.

>>21413284
They've never had anything other than highly processed food, all while claiming the thing made of normal ingredients is the same as fucking instant ramen.
Its overwhelmingly telling of what they actually eat, they should be embarrassed of what they've admitted.

>>21413284
Good bread tastes good because of fermentation. Hardtack ain’t.
> add some yeast if you want it light and airy.
Not hardtack.

>>21413295
>reading comprehension: 0

>>21412989 (OP)
I tried few times to make it, but I manage to fuck it up almost every time.
Either they are too thin/ovens too hot and burn or they are too thick/ovens too cold and instead of baking they just dry out.
When they DONT burn, they toast in a way that makes them like fired clay, you could soak them whole night in water and they would still be too hard to bite.
The biggest success I had was to make them thin enough you can snap and eat them anyway, like dough chips of sorts.
Problem is they tend to wrap alot during baking, so no easy way to stack them tightly for storage.
Also, adding some herbal spices adds A LOT of flavor, changeing it from just something that may keep you from going hungry into something you can actually enjoy, whitch is both good and bad thing.

>>21413398
>you could soak them whole night in water and they would still be too hard to bite.
Congratulations, you made true hardtack.

>>21412992
>instantaneously muting video when he's preparing to force the hardtack meme
gives me a weird satisfaction and sense of accomplishment

>>21413020
So you could go camping and eat it in a tent and pretend to be a frontiersman explorer :D
Or pretend to be a pirate

>>21413041
you can use those as a candle, just stick them in the ground and light them

>>21412989 (OP)
It's literally dry bread, you fudgepacker

>>21413165
still thinks being a tastelet is a badge of honor.

>>21413299
>Good bread tastes good because of fermentation
wrong

>>21413675
>wrong
wrong

>>21413009
jej

Love the people in here pretending slightly salty bread isn't delicious when you're hungry. They never even had any and probably eat chips or other industrial slop every day.

I don't really see the point since saltines, bread, and salt exist.

>>21413984
>still pretending hardtack is bread
I'm sure we're just one step away from
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

>>21414043
>still pretending hardtack is bread
Um, the ingredients are almost identical to what you would find in bread.
I'm not saying you are a dumb fucking retard, but after reading your post...

>>21413984
>I eat shit
>I am better than anyone because I eat shit
>look at me eat shit!
>LOOK AT ME!

>>21414078
the ingredients for a pizza and lasagna are also the same, but they're not the same food. pretty sure the dumb fuckin retard is you.

>>21413558
May I suggest a more constructive hobby?

>>21414249
Baked grain mash has always and everywhere been considered "bread". Yeast is not a mandatory ingredient to call something "bread".

>>21415303
Look, I know you’re desperate to save face and prove you aren’t a tastelet after the ‘hardtack is delicious’ debacle, but this is just getting sad

>>21415338
I'm not even that anon and I don't care about your gay asstouching, but you're as much of a fucking retard as the guy you're arguing with.
Fucking retard.