>sit down at Chinese restaurant
>they give us a tea pot without us asking
>what kind of tea is this?
>tea.
>can we have water?
>you no want water.

>>21413723 (OP)
This never happened.

>>21413725
hread

>>21413723 (OP)
I know that Chinese restaurant!
They were like no you no have water. Water is POISON. We no serve water here, saar.

>>21413723 (OP)
Nooooooo! Not TEA arghhhhhh I'm going hypoglyceimic

HELP ME CHINAMAN!!!!!

>>21413723 (OP)
>>you no want water.

water is contaminated af, the only way to drink water is to boil it, the chinaman is very wise, he is obviously looking out for his best customer, take note of the chinamans actions.

>>21413723 (OP)
Tea in cheap Chinese eateries is to wash your chopsticks and other cutlery. You want drinks, you order it separately.

>>21413723 (OP)
you shouldn't be patronizing any asian businesses anon. this is wholly your own fault.

>>21413723 (OP)
no offense but you sound like a real asshole, I hope they spit in it

>>21413723 (OP)
>>what kind of tea is this?
They usually serve oolong or jasmine and that looks like oolong.

>>21415154
>oolong Johnson

meow meow

based chinese restaurant

>>21416731

The least funny cartoon I've ever seen.

>>21416763
>The least funny cartoon I've ever seen.
That's because you are a dense cunt.

>>21413723 (OP)
>customer not always right
>no like fuck off
based chineses

>>21416770
Nah, I've stuck my penis into a vagina, with consent.

>>21416731
I don't understand. Can't someone provide more explanation?

>>21413723 (OP)
The chink is right you shouldn't drink water while eating