Why Americans love plain pizza with no toppings?

>>21414111 (OP)
But we love toppings. I reject your premise, cheesedick.

>>21414111 (OP)
You complain we eat pizza with only cheese.

you complain we eat pizza with pepperoni

you complain we eat pizza with vegetables

you complain we eat American style pizza

you complain we eat italian style pizza

you complain we have regional pizza styles.


I'm starting to suspect you have an obsession...

>>21414116
the Jew sports betting man always orders cheese pizza and then goes on about the consistency of the crust endlessly. I only watch him because random people interrupt him or join him in eating his plain cheese pizza. I think that's cause Americans are obsessed with bread and eat breadsticks or just plain toast with every Italian dish. It must be a Great Depression remnant.

>>21414137
They just like to talk about us bro
I mean, what else are they gonna talk about except what we do

>>21414138
What? Are you okay?

>>21414137
>you complain we eat pizza with vegetables
but you don't, Americans have a phobia of mushrooms

>you complain we eat italian style pizza
that's code for margherita, no American pizza place serves quattro stagioni (see above)

>you complain we have regional pizza styles.
that's all cheese pizza or even cheeseless tomato pie, sometimes lukewarm

OP here. Let me tell you of my daily routine. I wake up to the star spangled banner, pull back my American flag bed spread and get up. I change out of my liberty pajamas, and brush my teeth with American crest. As I pass my altar to America I place my right hand over my heart and say in a loud voice "I am proud to be an American". but my words ring hollow in my head because I'm not an American I'm a eurotard. I know that I will never have the freedom to do something like dip my fries in a shake because the french mafia prohibits different thought. I look in the mirror and see my reflection. I think of the sweet release of death but the nanny state I live in won't allow me to own anything sharp or even remotely deadly. some day I will be like the Americans... some day!

>>21414144

idk I bought a few pizzas for some contractors a few days ago. I got a meat lovers, supreme, and regular pepperoni&cheese. The pep&cheese was the fastest to go by far.

>>21414146
but OP is some sort of Russian judging by his poor command of human language

>>21414144
>but you don't, Americans have a phobia of mushrooms
my favorite pizza is pepperoni, mushroom and onions.

>Ameripoors can't afford toppings

Italian pizza didn't have toppings before Americans invented topping on pizza. American soldiers in occupied Italy in WW2 taught the Italians about pizza toppings like they had back home.

I love toppings.

>>21414111 (OP)
toppings ruin the browning of the cheese

>>21414144
USA Mush chads report in to dab on this eurocuck. Pep+Sausage+Mush here.