this is a Rhode Island favorite - fried clams, scallops, shrimp

>>21414277 (OP)
Imagine putting those onion rings around your cock and having someone someone pull them off one by one to eat them

>>21414277 (OP)
Here’s another Rhode Island favorite. Defend it.

>>21414277 (OP)
Yeah, we call that the fisherman platter or something similar depending on the restaurant, it's unironically slopkino in the winter when it gets cold. Usually it's little neck clams (sometimes bellies), fried scallops, and a few portions of fried fish, like how they do fish and chips, and a fuckload of french fries. A nice cup of white chowder and some fuckin clam cakes. (Iggys optional, their clam cakes have been kind of lacking lately)

Never seen it with fried shrimp, though, those cost extra.

As a born-and-raised rhode islander, don't bother with clear chowder, it's fucking terrible. It's just white chowder without the cream base.

>>21414286
>red pizza
Have you never tried your mom/grandma's sauce while it was cooking on the stove? A nice elbow of italian bread and a dip in the sauce pot while the meatballs, sausage and bragiol are still cooking? If not, your childhood was shit. Red pizza evokes all those memories in me and it's a dirt-cheap snack they'll sell at grocery stores for about $1, optionally sprinkled with some parma or peccorino.

If it's more than a dollar, it's a scam and they can be dry as a bastard if they're a day-old. You can compare it to the 'new york slice' but even cheaper.

>>21414277 (OP)
Rhode Island sucks and is filled with the drug dealing and taco flavored non whites.

>>21414283
i don’t have to imagine it, i have your moms phone number

>>21414283
i don’t have to imagine it, i have your dads phone number

>>21414277 (OP)
Is that what the Farrelly Brothers eat?

love me some rhode island chowda

>>21414283
I don't have to imagine it, I have my own phone number

holy shit this board is just full of unfunny subhumans.

>>21414454
fuck you i gave a serious answer

>>21414286
That's not food it's a used maxipad