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Anonymous No.21415494 [Report] >>21415960 >>21415978 >>21416079 >>21416654 >>21416832
Let me tell you about my experience with this fucking burger. This is the Big Arch Burger from McDonalds. APPARENTLY it's "iconic". It's another American import reaching the sunny shores of the UK from the US menu, alongside the Grimace Shake and the Shamrock Shake over recent months (Both of which were decent to me, a milkshake enjoyer). It contains 2 beef patties, 3 slices of white american cheese, pickles, lettuce, crispy onions, regular onions, and Big Arch Sauce.

I got this burger not 20 minutes ago because, with it being warm as shit here in the UK, I wanted a milkshake, and I thought 'well, may as well give it a shot' in regards to the Big Arch.

Let me fucking tell you, this is the most rancid-ass burger I have ever had the misfortune of tasting in my life. It's like if a schizophrenic man tried to make a Grand Big Mac in a bando using only the recipe that Ronald McDonald gave to him during a ketamine dream. It's fucking vile.

Not only do they, as always, overload the burger with lettuce to the point where it's akin to fishing through a box of packing peanuts to find your actual package just to get the burger out of the box, but the sauce. Holy fucking shit, it's awful. It's abysmal. Compared to the standard Big Mac sauce it's like eating a puddle on the side of the road. And, of course, they absolutely lather not only the top, but the bottom bun in said sauce, to ensure that it turns the burger into a sloppy fucking mess.

Aside from this, it's a regular McDonalds burger - Disappointing but passable when you're hungry or drunk, however, this particular burger breaks that mold. If I ate this drunk while coming home from a night out, I would be spewing it back up on the shutters of a TK Maxx in record time.

This is without a doubt the worst burger I have ever eaten in my life, and while the milkshake is good and an astoundingly rare commodity here in the UK, the rest of this burger is going straight into the bin.

0/10. It's shit.
Anonymous No.21415586 [Report]
>>21415506 (OP)
wasn't worth making a whole new thread over
Order4u No.21415960 [Report]
>>21415494 (OP)
I’m at the I-44 McDonald’s
Anonymous No.21415978 [Report]
>>21415494 (OP)
You must be North American though?
Order4u No.21415981 [Report] >>21416815
You can enjoy your McDonalds and watch traffic drive by underneath you. Based?
Order4u No.21415992 [Report] >>21415995
Sooo good. Trying that new chilli sauce
Order4u No.21415995 [Report]
>>21415992
Forgot pic
Order4u No.21415996 [Report]
You can even get a t shirt
Anonymous No.21416079 [Report] >>21416116
>>21415494 (OP)
Hello sir, I am representative from McDonald, please contact us about your recent experience and we will kindly make it better for you. Please email us at manager@macdonald.net to discuss arrangements for your free cheese burger. Thank you!
Anonymous No.21416116 [Report]
>>21416079
Anyone that doesn't like the Big Arch is probably a dog lover, and they don't deserve a free cheeseburger.
Anonymous No.21416654 [Report]
>>21415494 (OP)
>slop is in fact slop
Did you really need to make a whole thread to say this. BTW I know you're a fat fuck.
Anonymous No.21416815 [Report] >>21416819
>>21415981
>Based?

I'll have a McShit burger and umm...
Anonymous No.21416819 [Report]
>>21416815
Oh my Lanta, you are such a dense cunt.
Anonymous No.21416832 [Report]
>>21415494 (OP)
They don't have that at my Mickey D's (Southeast Texas)
I just get a Double Quarter Pounder w/ cheese and add mayo, hot n spicy (xtra mayo), and a large iced caramel coffee
Sounds like shit, I'll trade you a good burger from a local joint for a good meat pie