Post some examples of picky teas.

>>21417553 (OP)
goddamn I love what brits call food. Think oil mach on down to me chinky n grob meself sumtin warth a'snog!

beige

>>21417553 (OP)
Is that just bread torn haphazardly into chunks at the top? Was the preparer not able to obtain a knife license?

>>21417624
It's more rustic that way.

>>21417625
Rustic is just a synonym for ‘shitty’

>>21417553 (OP)
I know this is bait but you successfully pissed me off.

>>21417557
How to get fat and simultaneously malnourished

>>21417775
Plenty of fruit there mate.

>>21417553 (OP)
none of that is tea

>>21417557
a pig died for this

>>21417557
I chuckled

>>21417805
Like she said, fat and malnourished.

>>21417553 (OP)
Lots of bite-sized nibbles, nothing wrong with this.

>>21417553 (OP)
Looks like a third world buffet. Do Europoors really?

>>21417609
You are a cringe lord faggot with no standards

>>21417912
What would you have on your Picky Table?

Europeons and Amerimutts see this and repulse in disgust.
"How is British food so delicious despite what the internet tells me?" they cry in indignation.
"We just don't know" is the response.

>>21417553 (OP)
Thats a fucking good spread there.

>>21417557
Not even funny because British people actually love tapas, especially in summer.

>>21419633
What sort of retard country doesn’t even know what colors (excuse me, colours) their flag is supposed to be?

>>21417553 (OP)
The cheap pizza and coleslaw contrasted with the attempt at being cultured by adding pork bao buns is hilarious.

British people are a fucking joke.

What kind of retard shit is this?
Is the joke that there's no tea there?
Is the joke the food itself?

>>21417557
Pizzas, dino's, and the fish sticks you got the rest boo.

>>21417775
in america the foods that are assumed to be eaten by children are fortified with nutrients which is why breakfast cereal has a laundry list of vitamins

>>21417553 (OP)

>>21417553 (OP)
>Post some examples of picky teas.
This looks like a party buffet for perhaps less than half a dozen people.

My question is this:

Since when has this been called 'Picky tea'? I have only heard this term once before, is it a Northern thing?

Any ideas?

>>21417553 (OP)
what the fuck am I expected to dip into the dips? what on earth is the blue cheese dressing for? who the fuck wanted bao for this? burning questions.

>>21419801
>picky teas
It's the first time I'm hearing the term and I don't believe I'll be using it any time soon. Not sure what compels everyone on the internet to speak like retards these days

>>21419767
Add some beers and/or rum and this is my ideal party scran.

>>21417775
Those beans have more nutrition than 100 mcdonalds meals combined.

Lord of the Rings Picky Tea x

>>21421170
You're just a little bit uncultured when it comes to the English working class, that's all.

>>21422619
>English working class
>Cultured
Pick one

>>21423437
Like I said lad, you're ignorant of the culture and customs of the working class of England no matter how degenerated many of them have become. We're not all stupid mongs and we love a picky tea or a chippy dinner. x

>>21422617
What would happen if I ate one of the bits of cheese holding the signs?

>>21424081
it would be incredibly painful