Ahhh Yes, the refreshing taste of cholera

my water doesn't have cholera, but then again I don't live in bumfuckistan

i only drink distilled water. the only toxin i have to worry about is microplastic

>>21417964 (OP)
wouldnt know i live in USA not that muslim shithole europe lol

>>21417964 (OP)
lol the fuck is this
i credit my home city's atrocious municipal water processing for my god tier immune system though. will probably develop lymphoma before 45

>>21417967
>my water doesn't have cholera, but then again I don't live in bumfuckistan
if your water came from a pipe, it's not """raw""" according to these idiots.
they say you literally need to drink from a pond or a stream.

>>21417975
chalked pineal

>>21417976
...and? still wouldn't have cholera.

>>21417976
Watching naked and afraid they have retards drinking water from streams because it's 'fast moving'.

>>21418008
it would have e. coli, cryptosporidium, giardia, and tapeworm eggs, considering that theres nothing preventing animals from shitting in that water.

>>21418027
yeah im not sure why canned water is less popular than bottled.

>>21418023
fortunately I don’t live I bumfuckistand AND I’m not a retard

isn't rainwater a less retarded way to do this?

>>21418070
collecting rain water is ILLEGAL!!!!!!

>>21417964 (OP)
I prefer my water well done

>>21417979
>implying it was fluoridated
it was normal that most people older than thirty would be missing half of their teeth, and a way of saying you'd met a girl you wanted to get serious with was to say 'she has all her teeth'. third eyes wide open

>>21418031
Cans have a plastic liner in them

>>21418340
do they still? i thought that was discontinued like 18 years ago. i rip cans apart all of the time and never saw any indication of plastic lining

>>21418345
They still do it's just so thin you can only see it by dissolving the aluminum.

>>21418346
What's the cover story for that? Realistically, I can't imagine going through all that trouble for anything other than malice.

>>21419271
Because acid drink corrodes the cans retard

>>21417964 (OP)
wtf is cholera doing in the water all of the sudden?

>>21417964 (OP)
Isn't that the water as a service for rich people? I heard the deposit for one of those glass jugs is like $500

How did the ice get in?

>>21417964 (OP)
>Coca Cholera

>>21419957
The joke was already made for you by Rockstar

>>21419966
No it wasn't

You can’t get cholera from rainwater unless someone’s shitting in your cistern

>>21418023
>naked and afraid
I jerked off to this once when I was a teen after my parents grounded me from the computer

>>21417964 (OP)
This was a fad a couple of years back and it stopped because yeah, people were getting loads of waterborne disease. Water is not milk, you can't fuck around with it

>>21417964 (OP)

>>21417974
Exactly. Water doesn't taste anywhere better than in flint michigan

>>21419970
where is Sandy Loam

>>21418027
This guy hasn't been arrested for cooking his spud wife yet?

>>21419271
>>21418345
Acid
If a can is dented (less of an issue with Coke) that you don't have to throw it out because it probably has a microfissure and some bacteria inside now.