failures - /ck/ (#21418330) [Archived: 1314 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:36:33 PM No.21418330
Frankenstein's stromboli
Frankenstein's stromboli
md5: d24962285582045a94479cd5b170d8fa🔍
I tried to make a stromboli
The dough fell apart as I tried to roll it up
So I just mashed it together into a loaf

Forgive me for what I have done
Replies: >>21418367
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:57:25 PM No.21418357
Could be worse i guess
Could be worse i guess
md5: 331f804b836e2a5c9a8a4c5acddd54f0🔍
Replies: >>21418365 >>21418372 >>21418395 >>21418396 >>21418398
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:02:11 AM No.21418365
>>21418357
looks like an angry squid, cant unsee
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:03:35 AM No.21418367
>>21418330 (OP)
did you make your own dough?
Replies: >>21418390
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:04:59 AM No.21418372
>>21418357
sweet jesus what is this abomination
Fortunately presentation matters not if it's a personal dish. Did it at least taste good anon?
Replies: >>21418390
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:14:37 AM No.21418390
>>21418367
Yes but I had to do a yeastless version because my yeasts were deceased (checked with proofing)

>>21418372
It is actually pretty good lol
Bit of pizza sauce for dip, its decent
Replies: >>21418400 >>21418995
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:16:38 AM No.21418395
>>21418357
>Coulld be worse i guess
I can't imagine how.
>yeastless version
Wow. What a fucking retard.
Replies: >>21418410
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:16:53 AM No.21418396
>>21418357
>Anon… please… kill me…
Replies: >>21418410
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:17:33 AM No.21418398
>>21418357
would desu
cut open and post more pics
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:18:37 AM No.21418400
>>21418390
unsure of the process you used, but the dough probably shoulda been worked more. with more gluten it'd stretch better.
Replies: >>21418424
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:25:06 AM No.21418410
>>21418395
Its edible. If I had to throw out a bunch of ingredients that would be worse.

>>21418396
>zanziboli....forgive me....
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:25:12 AM No.21418411
Last night i was getting ready to make whipped cream, and i knocked over my unitasker whipper onto to floor and it broke.
Im still pissed
Replies: >>21418420
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:29:53 AM No.21418420
>>21418411
Ripper whipper
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:31:38 AM No.21418424
>>21418400
It seemed ok at first, stretched out nicely but just couldnt handle the roll
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:58:33 AM No.21418995
>asked to make cupcakes for a coworker
>make the batter from scratch
>also make flavored buttercreams
>think they taste okay but not blown away
>oh well I’m sure they’re good
>birthday celebration time
>people start eating the cupcakes
>faces blank, no one says anything
>I end up throwing the rest of the cupcakes in the trash out of shame

>>21418390
>It is actually pretty good
Looks like it would taste pretty good, sort of like a giant pizza biscuit. Baste some garlic butter on it and I’d probably eat the whole thing in one meal