Chicken cannot be properly made on a grill(charcoal or gas).
There. I said it. It cannot be cooked properly over a fire and not be a dry disgusting piece of shit
The only way to make chicken regardless of the cut is in an oven.
Fight me, I don't care I am right.
>But but but I'm a grill master, my gay boyfriend said so!!!!!!!
Shut up moron

>>21418437 (OP)
Skill issue.

>>21418437 (OP)
>Fight me, I don't care I am right.
OldCaptainAmerica.jpg

>>21418437 (OP)
the trick is to use indirect heat so your grill essentially becomes an oven. you only want the chicken directly over the flame for a few minutes to get a nice char. it takes a while, but chicken on the grill done right is very moist and flavourful.

>>21418437 (OP)
The only thing I like grilled is burgers, which I purposely overcook.

>>21418437 (OP)
Yes it can. Hot grill and meat thermometer, retard. Extract at 150 F and let rest in foil. Learn to fucking cook faggot.

Ok but I have never seen someone put chicken on a grill to begin with.

>>21418473
do you live on the moon?

>>21418472
See this is what I mean right here. This faggots faggot boyfriend told him his chicken was good, when it was dry as hell and disgusting. Then they both had faggot sex and gave each other aids and other strange fag diseases

>>21418475
>so gay he comes up with gay fantasies about other anons
Just admit you can't cook

>>21418485
Woah bro. Stop projecting.

>>21418437 (OP)
I'm doing up some chicken yakitori in an hour or so and it will be most excellent.
Also for regular chicken.
indirect heat is spmething that might work, I doubt it though

>>21418491
>indirect heat is spmething that might work, I doubt it though
it works just fine.

You start it at high heat and quarter turn it to sear the outside. Then you turn the heat down and quarter turn it until it's cooked.
You're just a cooklet.

Why do fat, slovenly, uneducated brown "people" IE Americans say "make" when they mean "cook"?

You lack the proper equipment.

>>21418567
Cook is a subset of make. Preparing a dish often requires steps beyond just applying heat to a portion of it.

>>21418612
brb
Gotta go cook the bed.

>>21418567
Because American's are uneducated and can't into English.

>>21418437 (OP)
everyone point and laugh at this grillet

>>21418437 (OP)
>I don't know how to cook so no one else does either
Sure thing buddy

Here you go chief, I'm sure after a few tries you can be a passable cook.

https://www.weber.com/US/en/recipes/poultry/weber-31831.html

Once you mastered those recipies, you can graduate to smoking foods.

https://www.masterbuilt.com/blogs/recipes/tagged/food-type-poultry?srsltid=AfmBOoo1wnc6BIrNYEym7Eu7TcNud8sQ7IOHY_qSXkEL58XmgDUGSoDJ

chicken cant be properly made WITHOUT a grill using charcoal.
every time I cook chicken I gotta cover it with some sauce ontop of seasoning it elsewise it tastes bland in the inside if you don't remove the skin. I love the skin so I keep it on.

>>21418645
>chicken cant be properly made WITHOUT a grill using charcoal.

Not really....

>>21418617
Sorry to hear about your abuse.

>>21418656
only good if you fry it in animal fat
otherwise you become an inflamed fatty

>>21418439
fpbp

>>21418567
Because we is stoopid, same reason you guys banned kitchen knives but still let Pakistanis rape your teenage daughters.

>>21418567
You just answered the question, they're poorly educated and haven't got a decent grasp on the language

>>21418439
absolutely. i’ve grilled so many fucking birds and those breasts have great blackened crust and are juicy inside

>>21418437 (OP)
>dry
Use a meat >>21418437 (OP)
thermometer you mongoloid

>>21418437 (OP)
just cooked some chicken kebabs in the oven, shit came out good boys

>>21418437 (OP)
>Chicken cannot be properly made on a grill(charcoal or gas).
i'm a far cry from a cook, but it's just temperature control innit? too high heat and you'll either dry it into a sponge or overcook the outside and undercook the inside

>>21419054
I'm not British, you blithering retard.

>>21418437 (OP)
>brines your chicken

problem solved

>>21418437 (OP)
It's dry because the internal temperature has risen too high. Cooking is temperature control. I never serve dry chicken because I hate the texture. I learnt by trial and error and watching relatives cook souvlaki. Cooking pieces is actually easier than whole bird because you don't have to worry about the breast overcooking.

>>21419628
Enlighten me, what other nation seethes so terribly about Americans simply existing?

>>21420159
Pretty much every country in the middle east, south america, and lots of asian countries

>>21420159
>>21420204
Nobody likes Americans. You'd both know that if you ever left your tri-state area.

>>21420159
I don't know about seething, but most of the world have a realistic outside view of the country.

>>21420204
>>21420217
>>21420228
Read it again ESLs, I said what people have a seizure over something like saying "make" to mean "cook". I mean, it's easier to say "I'm making chicken and pie" than "I'm cooking chicken and baking pie", nobody who speaks English as a first language would have a problem with that unless there's some centuries old bad blood.

>>21420231
Madam, you must be tired. Have a seat. Carrying a goalpost that far had got to be exhausting. Would like some cucumber-water?
>>21420159 don't say shit about make, cook or anything : )

>>21420242
>forgetting the subject of the conversation after 3 sentences
Sorry bro, didn't realize you had a traumatic brain injury.

>>21420231
>Read it again ESLs
Make up your mind, retard. Is anon British or ESL? Maybe he's Welsh! That's a British ESL! Or Scottish! They're practically ESL, too! You fucking dolt.

>>21420244
Sorry, ma'am. Didn't realise your kind actually got monthlies like real women do. Neat.

>>21418437 (OP)
I'm not going to necessarily agree, but I will notably stand to the side and not disagree, either. I think you might have a point. At the very least, it is *far* harder to do so.

>>21420231
All I said that pretty much all the world have a generally realistic outside opinion of America and it's not seething, for the most part. Plus "making" chicken is the only thing mentioned in the op. Even if you're correct with your example, it's irrelevant because the op only requires one verb.

>>21420245
He seemed British at first but then told me he wasn't. Changing your assumption based on new information is actually the definition of intelligence.

>>21420254
This anon is mad.

>>21420267
>Even if you're correct with your example, it's irrelevant because the op only requires one verb.
Glad we're on the same page, now stop `pretending not to seethe and actually stop seething.

>>21420274
>knowing how to use English words properly makes you British
lmao
That's right. Defer to your superiors, Cletus. PS nobody likes Americans and nobody likes you.

>>21420278
It's the seething that made him seem British. PS I don't think about you at all.

>>21420274
>Changing your assumption based on new information is actually the definition of intelligence.
And you still jumped to a retarded conclusion, as though Ireland, Canada, Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Zimbabwe, Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong and many, many other places didn't have English as a native language. But if course you didn't know that. You're a lardgolem. You fat, smelly, brown "people" don't know anything, including how to use the English language.
Anything else you'd like to be wrong about today?

>>21420287
>You're a lardgolem. You fat, smelly, brown "people" don't know anything
See? This is what I'm getting at. What other country has so much to prove and so little to do it with? I want answers.

>>21420280
>"I don't think about you at all"
>she says, obsessing that anon correctly pointed out that she has ESL-tier mastery of the sole language she not so much speaks as chews up and spits back out again
>"Y-you're British! I-I mean ESL! Um... y-you're... you're... waaaaaah!"
lol

>>21420293
>>21420217

>>21420295
You're right, I've spent quite enough time already arguing with projecting TBI patients. Good day.

>>21420300
When you say that, what I hear is America is so awesome you can only make up stuff to be mad about. Even I know that's not true, stop flattering me.

>>21420301
lol
u were wrong, couldn't argue otherwise and now slink, even more wrong than when u started lmao
also
>>>21420280
>I don't think about you at all.
>>21420293
>WAAAAaaaaah! WHERE ARE YOU FROMMMMMMMMM?!
rofl

>>21420315
Like I said, it is pointless to continue this discussion any further. Have a picture of a giant meatball.

>>21420307
>stop flattering me
Stop fattering yourself, you fat fatso who fats. I thought you were leaving but I guess troons really do feed off attention. Here you go. Eat up!
>inb4 "Gotcha! That's not a word!"

>>21420319
Thanks for your selfie, Fatty McLotsafat.

>>21420320
I didn't say I was leaving, I said I was going to stop arguing with projecting TBI patients, thanks for letting me know you're one too.

>>21420327
I'm guessing you belly-slammed that goalpost, eh tubby?

>>21420277
>y-y-you're s-seething
Oh pretty grim

>>21418453
This. The last time I cooked chicken on the charcoal grill, at 500+ degrees, it was the most delicious and WET chicken I've ever had - it was seeping liquid out onto the plate. Perfectly cooked, and I used one of those Weber brand seasonings, those are SO FUCKING GOOD

>>21420295
Unfortunately this is true, they have a child-level grasp of the language. Either that or a grasp of a brain damaged adult.

>>21418437 (OP)
Well yeah, chicken is notoriously hard to BBQ. It's irregularly shaped so there will always be parts that cook more than others, yet you have to cook to 165 F internally. Unless you grill it at very low heat for most of the cook (which is disruptive to a BBQ), you will inevitably overcook the outside just to get to 165 in the center. That's why chickens are so commonly grilled rotisserie style but almost never on a regular grill.
However, you can always just start it on a grill and finish in the oven. That way you get the grill flavor but without the bullshit.

>>21418437 (OP)
Ur mom gay
I'm cooking chicken over charcoal right now just to spite you, you stupid bitch. I'll mop on some spicy honey bbq soon and it's gonna be delicious.

>>21420340
Weber seasonings suck and smell bad.
>lemon juice
>olive oil
>salt
>pepper
>rosemary
>garlic
>paprika
>celery salt
>cayenne pepper
The kino mix

>>21418437 (OP)
just cooked chicken quarters on the grill and they were tender and moist as fuck.

you don't know how to cook OP.

>>21418437 (OP)
Mexicans have perfected charcoal grilled chicken in los angeles.

>>21418437 (OP)
Then I will make it improperly.

>>21418437 (OP)
The best way is to cook to almost completion in the oven then throw it onto the grill to char it.

>>21418439
This. Also buy a probe thermometer. Also feel bad for making this shit thread, you cunt.

>>21418612
I just cooked a Lego helicopter because of you. :-(

>>21418437 (OP)
rotisserie = baked > grilled > dressed raw >>> baboon gums > fried > nuggies & tendies processed subhumans > boiled

>>21421649
>Tags: Bondage

>>21418617
>>21421621
>retards don't know what a subset is
india gaining Internet access has been perhaps the worst crime committed against the civilized world

>>21421660
>>21421687
You two might be transitive but I'm not. Congratulations on your shiny new vaginas, tho.

>>21421660
LMAO
That result is from the Oxford LEARNER'S Dictionary. IT'S LITERALLY FOR ESLs! lololololol!

>>21421688
>transitive
once again, shoutouts to the retards in india

>>21421693
>that dictionary's wrong because it's labeled as educational!
This might be the most pathetic cope I've seen on this website.

>>21421704
>>21421699
Ladies, ladies!
Neither of you are "passing" being so argumentative. If you really want to convince anyone you're a real girl, you ol really ought to defer to a man and his opinion otherwise all the surgeries in the world won't convince anyone of your affected womanhood.

>>21421727
Quick suggestion, make sure your prompt addresses the topic before you generate the result.
>you ol really
Or use a diffrrent LLM entirely, yours is fucked.

>>21421742
>chastises others for typos
>"diffrrent"
O D iron E
>>21421660
>5th definition
lol
That still doesn't address >>21418567's question: why do the fat, brown muttgoloids use the word "make" that way? Simply saying "dictionary says it's okay!" doesn't answer the question.

>>21422327
>why do they think the word means that?
>and don't post the definition, give me a REAL answer!

>>21422327
Pic related + severe idiopathic seething

>>21422327
I speak french, and "baking" (cuire) means when we literally put it in the oven. "Making" (Faire) a cake includes putting it together and baking it. It's like fucking and making love.

>this thread
mama mia it sure us summer

The real "truth nuke" is that every part of the chicken is garbage except the breast.

>>21423179
The breast is literally the worst cut of chicken.

>>21423185
Maybe if you're a total cooklet

>>21422350
>>21422991
>>21423117
>t. fat, sweaty, malformed, brown muttgoloids

Dry grilled meat is a sign that your heat is way too high, you are syphoning the fluid out before the meat is even cooked

>>21423351
Here you go ol' chap

>>21423190
>retard that can't cook dark meat calling others a cooklet
cope