This is the only way to eat pizza

>>21418438 (OP)
I don't think you can eat it any other way than with your mouth

>>21418638
you can CRAM

>>21418638
Blender and feeding tube up nose checkmate

>>21418850
Up the nose? It's more effective rectally.

>>21418914
Meal transplant? Is this better than a fecal one?

Once you have tasted your very own cast iron sourdough focaccia pizza, nothing will ever be the same again - untold power in your hands, a whole new realm of gustatorial satisfaction unleashed by your emerging pizza mastery.

>>21419134
Make them into tiny sliders and we might talk.

>>21418639
That hurts too much, that's why John Travolta is a millionaire and I'm not. He's a trooper for taking it up the ass for 50 years.

>>21418438 (OP)
could this technique be used against costco pizza?

>>21419198
never

>>21418438 (OP)
Who the fuck takes 2 consecutive bites of pizza before chewing once

>>21421169
me, problem?

>>21421174
why do you eat like a gluttonous autistic fat retard?

>>21421182
because i'm ballsy and my time is worth money, unlike yours

>>21418438 (OP)
I don't eat ethnic food

>>21418438 (OP)
is that Luigi?

>>21418438 (OP)
No, the best way to eat pizza is in your car, tardo.

>>21418438 (OP)
Has anything caused more brain damage than /tv/? It has always seemed so strange to me that there's a board that worships Hollywood, a film being old doesn't change that

>>21418639
That's not the way to do it. A good pizza needs time to savour. You think a good pizza should be wasted? No, first you should set a table with glass plates and cups, and sit down. Then stand up, and cram it.

>>21421762
>Driving
I already know you have inferior pizza, shit sags more than section 8 sweatpants.

>>21418438 (OP)
that's how i ate my roti pratha back in SEA school, my fellow honorary indians!

>>21421756
u eat peeza at a homosex pub?

>>21418438 (OP)
Keep in mind this was filmed in the late 20th century, i.e. the 1900s, specifically in the 19-hundred AND seventies. That's around 50 years ago, so about 40 years before most of /ck/ was born.

>>21421169
I don't think he does, he aborts the first bite

>>21421169
>>21421182
>sees Travolta in his prime do this like it's nothing (he often gets three slices at a time)
>call anyone else doing it an autistic fat fuck

Lols

>>21422182
> specifically in the 19-hundred AND seventies.

You're thinking of Saturday Night Fever. This is from the sequel from 1983.

>>21418438 (OP)
Not true. You can also eat it in a theater.

>>21422668
What a weird world this is

>>21424639
Go back to Mars, Xyglorg

>>21418438 (OP)
Pizza on the street does have a certain zest.

>>21424762
>certain zest.
that's car exhaust

>>21418438 (OP)
I tried to do this but I choked and everyone started looking at me then I tripped on the curb and fell.

>>21418438 (OP)

what do you think of this pizza?

>>21418438 (OP)
In the closet?