Hello all I would like to discuss what I feel is the absolute best fast-food joint: Burger King!

Ever since I was a kid it was always my favorite. Almost every item is so fucking good it feels almost orgasmic. The fries are the best, and so is the whopper. Back in the day, this was made even better by the ranch sauce. Really, the only thing that was lacking was the chicken nuggets, fuck those they tasted like cardboard. But for the most part with all of their food, every bite is heaven.

Now remember how I said it was made even better by the ranch sauce? Well, even the nuggets could taste amazing with them. Sadly, in recent years they have gotten rid of that in place of their new sauces, which are fucking awful. The exact opposite. I'd almost rather be using another guy's jizz, and I might just be for all I know. I remember the last time I had left over ranch in the fridge as I just couldn't stand the new stuff. And it could not truly be enjoyed, because of the knowledge it's the last time I'd ever be happy again.

Also, the other thing is eating from there is a bit of a coin flip. On one hand, you might get your food warm/hot and it's amazing, but there's also a lot of times you might just get it luke warm or cold. Basically, high risk high reward. If it's hot it's amazing, if it's cold it sucks.

Sadly even though it is great, I have to say over the years they've made a lot of awful decisions. But I have always loved it over other places and I hope they one day do better.

They had(have?) a bacon burger I thought was pretty good, but the BK I went to was next to a bbq joint that smoked their own meats so I’m pretty sure it was only that good because that nice smoky meat smell permeated everything in the area.

Their chicken gives me sodium overload. I always enjoyed those microwave burgers, but the past 3 years they changed something and they make me feel ill. The tacos they had were good. One time back in the 90s when they had plastic seats for booths my dad farted and the seat made it 10x louder. The whole staff stared at me and laughed.

>>21418608 (OP)
they recently switched their ranch to hidden valley branded ranch

>>21418608 (OP)
When BK served burgers with the beef patties fresh off the grill they were great. Now they grill the beef patty and if not sold right away they let them sit around and microwave it later when someone wants a burger

>>21418608 (OP)
I really liked their International Chicken sandwiches when they first came out but over the decades they've shrunk and declined in quality of ingredients.
The Bullseye BBQ Burger was another nice choice that they no longer have. I'd get lettuce and tomato added, which for some reason I was never charged extra. It's not the same thing as pic related, which is some unholy abomination dreamed up by vegans working at a chemical plant. The 90s version was severed on a hoagie bun and used actual meat patties.

>>21418608 (OP)
I have nostalgia for BK growing up in a military base, and I will forever cherish my memories of their Oreo cheesecakes, but they fell off over a decade ago and their chicken products are abomination.

>>21418608 (OP)
My local hungry jacks has a 10 minute drive through wait minimum. There could be no cars besides me there could be 2 or 3 but it always takes at least 10 minutes for a whopper cheese meal w onion rings and bbq cheesburger. Still go though

Burger King sucks ass and tastes like sucking on ass

>>21418608 (OP)
quick bump before reading

>>21418619
>plastic seats for booths my dad farted and the seat made it 10x louder
KEK

>>21418608 (OP)
No one wants to discuss fast food, faggot. KYS

>>21418608 (OP)
I've only eaten there 2 or 3 times and they were hands down the worst fast food burgers I've ever had.