I guess it's okay if you are too lazy too cook anything and too cheap to buy real pizza.

>>21418729 (OP)
trvke

Going solely by taste I would rather eat this than any national chain pizza.

yeah no shit
the only frozen stuff that's good is ice cream/sorbet/popsicles, french fries, gummy bears, and some fruits

>>21418729 (OP)
i unironically prefer frozen pizzas to delivery

>>21418739
either underage or some kind of tastelet

>>21418741
>Ice cream
>Good
lmao

>>21418729 (OP)
I blame booze.

If there was no alcohol frozen pizza wouldn't be nearly the product powerhouse industry is.

But that's just an assumption, as I cannot imagine ever eating any of them sober.

>>21418739
Those taste okay for how artificial they are, but I don't know how you can possibly compare them to fresh pizza from a real restaurant. As much as most national pizza chains blow, they're certainly a step up from $2 party pizzas with tiny pepperoni cubes that you make at home. Come on, now.

>>21418816
>I blame booze.
yeah that's it. i'm OP and I'm making frozen pzza after getting really drunk on red wine.

>>21418729 (OP)
yo daddy sucks. just eat a taco salad babeh

>>21418741
Frozen gummy bears?

>>21418808
What kind of blatant contrarian shit is this?
Sorry, EVERYONE likes ice cream. Dogs like ice cream. You enjoy ice cream. I'm no absolutist and everything is subjective, but ice cream may be THE exception on earth. I'm pretty sure if you were unconscious and your mouth was working you'd involuntarily eat the ice cream, no matter what lies you tell on the side.
WTF are you posting nonsense like that for?

>>21418729 (OP)
Real pizza is too fucking expensive today that's why I buy frozen pizza which is cheaper
No discernible difference between frozen pizza and fresh made pizza btw
Fuck you I piss on your mom

>>21418729 (OP)
I used to only like motor city pizza, it was so so good
But they fucking fucked it up in the last year, completely different dough recipe now it's just like all the other crap frozen pizzas
I don't eat frozen pizza anymore

>>21418825
>Real pizza is too fucking expensive today that's why I buy frozen pizza which is cheaper
true
>No discernible difference between frozen pizza and fresh made pizza btw
false
>Fuck you I piss on your mom
rude. why would you disrespect my mom. i would never disrespect yours

>>21418821
Yeah man, you should try it sometime. They're a unique experience but a good one nonetheless; in fact generally preferable to room temperature gummies.
That other guy is probably a seething lactaselet

You're supposed to spruce it up by adding fresh ingredients half way through baking, then broil very shortly at the end. I add whatever cheese I have on hand, grilled onions, jalapenos, bell peppers, olives.

>>21418825
You must be very drunk or just a fucking retard. Or a trolling contrarian. That must be it.

>>21418838
This. It's really the only way to eat frozen pizza. I couldn't imagine eating jarred spaghetti sauce without doctoring it up somehow either.
At the very least frozen pizzas require more cheese. They're so terrible (crust mainly) that they're really only good to build on. And at that point I'd rather just make pizza.
Frozen pizza is something maybe for emergencies and people who eat it and enjoy it regularly are just not my kind of people and I don't understand them.
It takes all kinds.

>>21418838
the biggest problem with frozen pizza is the shitty bread. no topping can remedy that

>>21418838
Oh also add 10F and 5 minutes to whatever the box says. They always undershoot on the suggested temp/time.

>>21418845
I know people who prefer them undercooked. Like gummy dough and unmelted cheese. It's fucking horrid. I won't do it.

>>21418816
NTA, the role of those party pizzas is being cheap, available, and tasting """good""". It's a combination of convenience and price. If I want dominos I have to put on pants or pay out for delivery. If I want actual pizza I'll pay out for actual good stuff if I'm already going to be leaving the house.

>>21418845
>10F
Anon pizzerias blast their fresh pizzas at 600+, bumping your oven from 425 to 435 is pure placebo. You'd be better off maxing out your oven and then babysitting it after you add your fresh ingredients.

>>21418857
this man knows what's up
also it's very important if you do this that you either preheat the pan/sheet used to cook your pizza or cook it directly on the rack

>>21418854
This is why they suck now too, went up by a full fucking dollar during covid and haven't gone back down. Not worth 2 bucks when they were a single dollar just a few years ago.

>>21418729 (OP)
honestly ill take a pepperoni red berron over any of the big pizza chains

>>21418997
That's because you're a druggie see >>21418816

>>21418729 (OP)
Most ethnic food sucks

>>21419170
All food is ethnic food except maybe american which is corporate in nature

>>21418729 (OP)
up here in Leafistan I recently discovered a brand called Rustica that's actually good.
Their pizzas are like 8 Maple Dollarydoos each but that's cheaper than Little Caesars and it tastes way better than I ever thought a frozen pizza could.
>picrel

>>21418816
drunk people buy pizzas from fast food joins they don't go to a supermarket to get a frozen pizza and then find an oven to heat it in

>>21418729 (OP)
Of course frozen pizza sucks. Is that some new revelation?

>>21418741
really any gummy candy is better frozen. much more chew to it.

I feel like frozen pizza serves even greater of a purpose now that little caesar’s are ten bucks.

>>21418729 (OP)
>Frozen pep pizza
>Add more pep, chop up some fresh veg, hot sauce, parm
>Put it on the pizza pan in the toaster oven
Not gourmet shit, but it's a quick base and tastes good to great.

>>21418729 (OP)
Still better than the slop that is Dominoes