>Their curries are tangyOnly Southern ones, which are pretty uncommon in the West. You've never actually had any Indian food.
>>21418921 (OP)>Indian food makes your shit slimy as fuckSkill issue. Get better gut flora.
>samosas>dryYou've never actually had Indian food.
>These fuckers don't even eat beefBeef is eaten regionally. Not all brown people are Hindus. More on that below.
>they were never going to have decent cuisine [because they don't eat beef] Anglos eat beef and not a single Anglo country has any national cuisine that even approaches "good." Best they can do is "well... ya gotta eat."
Actual criticisms of Indian cuisine:
โข generally monotextured.
Would you like the green goop, the red goop, the yellow goop, the orange goop, the brown goop or the other brown goop?
โข Low skill.
I love my wife. She's Indian. But generally all of her cooking and every Indian cook I've seen is just "plop in the pot and boil it." My native cuisine, Neapolitan, does this a lot, too, but we've got plenty of things that didn't fall into that. Other than bread, Indian cuisine has very little outside of that. Also, while she's nominally Hindu, she eats beef.
โข Time consuming (to make bread)
Roti take a lot of time and effort. They're good but Jesus me, I would be able to be an Indian woman, have a job, and still having to make these things daily. I didn't know how the missus does it. She goes to work, comes home and if it's her night to cook, she gets to making roti. Even if we're having leftovers, as we will for lunch today after services, she will make roti.
โข Space consuming.
We have six fucking jars on the counter full of various flours that she needs to make her breads, dumplings for curries it what have you. Not to mention all the sources. I had to buy a bunch of magnetic spice boxes to stick them all on the fridge to clear up side in the cabinets, on the counters and in the drawers.
โข If it's sweet, it's too sweet.
I really don't like Indian desserts, man.