God has blessed us all with this. Something that feels more delightful after each sip, I bow down.

Would you rather watch a tree grow or a knee grow?

>>21419546
I would love to have sex with hot young girls.

>>21419542 (OP)
Yes. I will now down a pint of it to slake my thirst. Pure and unadulterated

>>21419548
I am a wanter drinker, and I approve this message.

>>21419552
How are you so convinced of its supposed purity and non-contamination? What if it isn't entirely?

>>21419554
Thank you!

>>21419556
Ah yes. That sort of thing did keep me awake at night, then I remembered that I'm not a gaylord scared of ghosts

>>21419542 (OP)
I was raised by a boomer who's entire fluid intake was diet soda and Australian white wine.

>>21419542 (OP)
It's honestly kind of amazing how amazing it is without being hardly anything at all.

>>21419554
wtf is a wanter

if you don't like drinking warm water you're not a true waterfag

>>21419740
I want it, I drink it!

>>21419868
I don't get it. Why did she(?) disintegrate?

>>21419620
what was their BMI? Do their arms sag?

>>21419542 (OP)
Why do you believe in magic fantasies? There's no 'god' and there never was. Don't be a child.

>>21420896
I'll pray for you.

>>21421156
Hail Satan!

>>21421159
please no, i left my car outside!!

>>21420156
>he DOES NOT know