these suck fucking ass since they removed the crisping sleeves. that was their whole breakthrough invention that made the hot pocket work. they say that they invented a dough that can crisp in the microwave on it's own now but that's a lie. they just wanted to save a few pennies per poket fucking kikes.

Use a toaster oven, stupid.

i think your priorities are backwards if you're complaining about a cardboard sleeve, and not about the fact that these things will give you cancer

>>21420193 (OP)
Air fryer

>>21420215
they really try and gaslight you into thinking you should be airfrying them now on the box but fuck that i want a microwaved crispy hot pocket like they used to offer i don't want to use a fucking airfryer and wait 8 minutes for a damn hotpocket

if you don’t have an air fryer to do this for you in the year of our lord 2025 then fuck you

>>21420193 (OP)
They removed the sleeves? All the ones I got had sleeves in them. Maybe no one buys them and they've been there for 2 decades, but they have sleeves for nuking.

>>21420222
Buy a microwave crisper pan.

>>21420225
Good consumer goy, always buy the popular thing!

Haven't had hot pockets since they stopped selling the classic BBQ beef. Stayed away from the new one with the onions when I heard nothing but bad things about it.

I bought some before they got rid of the sleeve (I didn't even know they'd had) and they were mostly awful. I got a few different varieties because they were on some sort of sale and the "healthy" one actually tasted okay. I think it was chicken broccoli pretzel crust?
The others, both purchased with recommendation from you cunts, we're just horrid.
I can't imagine how much worse they must be now.

I'm the only one ITT under 300lbs

>>21420272
Everyone I've ever seen buy or eat hot pockets were meth head thin. Pretty sure they are a biological hazard.

>>21420255
i miss the lean pockets. they were better than the hot pockets, less doughy and greasy. they were great with a can of soup or a salad for lunch.

>>21420193 (OP)
Make your own sleeve out of aluminum foil. Wrap the pocket in foil and leave the ends open. Wa La.

>>21420193 (OP)
>these suck fucking ass since
let me stop you right there, they always sucked

>>21420591
this doesn't actually work right?

>>21420272
congrats on being 299.999lbs

>>21420607
It'll work. You'll just have to buy a new microwave every time you want a hot pocket.

>>21420193 (OP)
I know I’m being petty here but I’m super irritated at the hot pocket packaging changes too, I always liked to make mine in the oven and for whatever reason they replaced those instructions with air fryer instructions like what the hell is this bullshit

>>21420193 (OP)
>these suck fucking ass since they removed the crisping sleeves
They always sucked.

>>21420897
the trick to buying hot pockets is just to treat them like calzones and only by the ones that make sense as a calzone

>>21420900
I remember the pepperoni ones having this unbearable sweetness. Which isn't surprising, shitty product are generally over-sweetened so that being crave it more. But, gross.

>>21420193 (OP)

You're all queer faggots who eat fake food. Considering standing on the railing of your nearest bridge and closing your eyes.

>>21420193 (OP)
they changed the cheese and it tastes different now

>>21420193 (OP)
yeah I almost bought them recently but glad I read the box first. they advertise removing the sleeve as environmentally friendly kek. air fryer required to be crispy.

it sucks going to the normalfag grocery store. it's like a graveyard of shitty old zombie brands, taking up space. that's why I like trader joe's better