Why aren't more people talking about this?

It's been talked about on here quite a lot. Now let's see your HRT tits and a decent webm of you jerking your little clitty to show it still works

>dogshit fast food slop reintroduces uninteresting gimmick
>WHY ISN'T THIS THE TALK OF THE TOWN?!
Gee, I wonder

>>21420369
>mentioning troons completely unprompted
meds

>>21420365 (OP)
Wasn't this pretty lackluster?

>>21420365 (OP)
I fucking love these things but last time the local meth heads have me a pizza that was so overdone you couldn't even tell it was food.

>>21420365 (OP)
Too salty, it's like biting into pure sodium

>>21420369
>jerking your little clitty
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REPORT TO >>>/lgbt/ IMMEDIATELY

>>21420385
>>21420421
Ooh how controversial. The controversy! So many hurdy, so little gurdy

>>21420409
yea i'd love it if it wasn't for this
WAY too much salt - this isn't a nitpick, it's almost inedible even after knocking all the salt off

>>21420426
it's not "controversial," you're just a brainbroken faggot.

>>21420445
You found it controversial enough to rectally implode

>@21420474
>uhm ackshually u calling me a faggot magically makes u teh faggot le xDDdD
>>>/r/ope

I last had Little Caesars the first time I had Little Caesars: in 1992. My dad bought a bunch for the class as an end of year send off cuz we were gonna move back to your. I don't really remember the pizza but I recall liking the breadsticks.
I live in America now and if I pull out of my drive and head less than a mile west, there's one in between a Kentaco Fried Bell and some Durkastani takeaway joint.
Should I try it again sometime?
What's good there these days?
Is the pretzel crust chewy and lye-y? >>21420387
I will never eat anything from Pizza Hut or Poopy John's. I had them both once each and the pair of them were the very worst shit I've ever paid money for. Like... Jesus, how could they fuck up that badly?

>>21420474
>You found it controversial enough to rectally implode
bro you're the one who started ranting about troons in the first post

>>21420430
You have to dip it.

>>21420515
>Should I try it again sometime?
No

>>21420370
Little Caesars is good but only if the staff is good. If it's ran by brown people it's going to be garbage.

>>21420365 (OP)

>>21420515
>Is the pretzel crust chewy and lye-y?
I only tried it once back when they had it previously and it was fucking nasty and incredibly bitter.

I like LC just fine but I found the pretzel pizza really gross. The cheese sauce didn't have a strong flavor and tasted watery and it was a mess. The little puff things were awesome though, shame they discontinued the best one.

>>21420803
So it tastes awful when someone reminds him that he's eating trash?

Tried it, they use too much fucking salt, completely overrides any other flavor. also the pie barely even had dough, it was like a circle of crust and shitty cheese, completely turned me off of the entire thing, only the puffs are worth getting

>>21420365 (OP)
when I lived with my parents I would get this like once a week because LC was a 2 minute drive, but now the closest one is 10+ minutes away and there's no way to eat it at home before it turns to cardboard (as LC pizza so famously does)

>>21420409
this

>>21420365 (OP)
It's been back for a while. I'm waiting for them to bring back something better like the calzone or the old world pepperoni.

>>21421057
thin crust with old word pepps and jalapenos is pretty good

>>21420365 (OP)
It's my favorite pizza now. Do it with the cheese sauce instead of red sauce and it's great

>>21420365 (OP)
i don't live in a low income area

>>21421887
You also live without any semblance of a personality. So what?

>>21420365 (OP)
What's the best dipping sauce for the pretzel pizza? The Cheezy Jalapeno has been my go-to in the past but I'm wondering if there's a better option for this one.

>>21420365 (OP)
Ave, trve to Caesar. I was supposed to be on a cut, but now I must render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.

>>21420365 (OP)

Salt on salt with salt crust. Just what I've always wanted! I'm a horse btw.

>>21420365 (OP)
Because it’s the devil and made me fat last time