mcdonalds perfected breakfast

>inb4 someone says that’s not a real egg

>inb4 someone says that I'm denying to myself my reality: a couple of hot loads off of a couple of erect penisis is indeed breakfast perfected

wrong.

>>21420371 (OP)
I don't like it. It tastes like it's missing something. It needs ketchup.

>>21420371 (OP)
>cheese on bottom
should be on top

>>21420908
the ketchup comes from the hashbrown your eating with it

>>21420910
The heat of the egg steams the muffin, so the cheese can't be positioned there.

>>21420371 (OP)
>mcdonalds perfected breakfast

If they combined that with this, it'd be perfect yes.
>English muffin
>Cheese
>Sausage
>Omellete

>>21420371 (OP)
I prefer the Mcgriddle.

>>21421021
the pancake buns are absolutely vile

>>21421021
fr fr if I’m getting slop I’m gonna slopmax. not gonna delude myself into thinking I’m eating something normal.

>>21420903
>hamburger buns for breakfast

>>21421021
the pancakes are too oily and sweet

>>21420963
McD's biscuits are too dry

>>21421026
>>21421060
Mostly like it for nostalgia, was always my go to for McBreakfeast when on family trips (when the hotel didn't have its own breakfast).

>>21421063
That's why the two need to be combined, keep the sausage/omelette, swap the biscuit for muffin, and add the cheese

>>21420371 (OP)
No they didn't. Only the dumbest people eat there. I prefer real food made with pure ingredients.
Mcdunolds uses chemicals and lies to make that slop. You not only eat it you freely promote it. You're the dumbest bastard on /ck/.
nopump

>>21421154
Yeah I do feel like McDonald's gives me a lot of white hairs.

>>21421154
this is a very "soy" post. the strongest most chad phenotypes always survive off double quarter pounders and large fries, and stay in great shape with football being their only exercise

>>21421333
it's good protein

#4 with cheese
Sausage and egg Mcmuffin
Is the perfect breakfast meal

>>21420371 (OP)
The SEC McMuffin was my favorite fast food breakfast for the longest time. Had a McDs right down the road on my way to work so I'd stop a lot when I worked mornings.
One day I was particularly hanged over so I stopped for a little pick me up. Took one bite and noticed something was off, it was slimey. I decided to eat the hashbrown and chug my orange juice. When I got to the parking lot I looked at my sandwich and noticed the egg was green. Never got the SEC again after that.
Despite the Sausage McMuffin being a menu item on it's own they always asked to confirm if I wanted an egg or not.
Since the incident Taco Bell started carrying the breakfast crunchwrap which is a solid number 1 fast food breakfast contender, but there was no Taco Bell on my way to work and the rare days I woke up during fast food breakfast time they always seemed to be out of one of the key ingredients to make it.
Wendys breakfast baconator is also good, the few times I went to the local Wendys though it was either locked up with no staff in sight during open hours or the muslim women refused to touch the bacon so I gave up on it.

more of a sausage egg biscuit guy myself (scrambled eggs)

>>21420963
You just have to ask for a folded egg instead of the round egg. My dad used to order it that way all the time and most stores didn't upcharge for the substitute but that was precovid when fast food wasn't gouged to shit.